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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: bez on September 04, 2003, 09:06:38 PM
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...everyone in school did a bit of name calling so lets see how many people have some funny ones, I'll start.
There was this girl in our year called Hannah and she was real skinny and one day this lad in my class called her..........Hannahrexic, lolololol.
Funny as fuck, drop your!
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...everyone in school did a bit of name calling so lets see how many people have some funny ones, I'll start.
There was this girl in our year called Hannah and she was real skinny and one day this lad in my class called her..........Hannahrexic, lolololol.
Funny as fuck, drop your!
lol but i dont have any
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I'm really good at that shit....now if only I could remember.....damn 8)
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i cant think of any thing right now....
but we use to call Lost Angel AKA m dogg.. little chimney boy.... because he was always complaining about something..... and we told him.. he was only worthy enough to sleep in the chimney and keep his feet warm by the cinders...
but that one is kinda lame... since you had to kinda be there... to understand...
but i am sure m dogg wont mind me sharing the story...
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let's see, this one girl was really hairy and captain of the debate team and we had a debate in one of our classes...i slipped up and called her captain caveman
then there was this guy that had real bad acne and his last name was klier (pronounced like clear) and i called him kliermidea or klieracil
i know theres more, i just can't think right now
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let's see, this one girl was really hairy and captain of the debate team and we had a debate in one of our classes...i slipped up and called her captain caveman
then there was this guy that had real bad acne and his last name was klier (pronounced like clear) and i called him kliermidea or klieracil
i know theres more, i just can't think right now
i know i am not real affective of thinking about these things on the spot....
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my friend named mitchell always bitches about stuff so we call him bitchell.
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'cuntfuck' 8)
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'cuntfuck' 8)
feckin hell seer your feckin language is awful !! i should wash your mouth out with soap !! ;D lmao
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'cuntfuck' 8)
slapdick...
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Ok ok lets keep the name calling to a sensible level please.
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lol ;D
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LOL..... ya'll dont remember that 'cuntfuck' is what that italian fruit myrealname aka kush aka.... used to call me..
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when my lil bro was at school he was a bit fat and the kids used to call him flubber jubber ;D (wasnt funny back then but is now)
in my sisters year there was a girl called poojar, when her sister started school they called her pisspot ;D
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There's a girl at school whom I really dislike,her name is Anne Quaars. I usually switch it into Quanne Aars. It's the last name that matters,because Aars is a dutch word for butthole. Then there are of course the cases where I change Tommy into "Dommy" or "Stommy" (both meaning "stupid one")
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middle school was the only time we really tried makin of peeps..
acne peeps were pizza face
and makin fun of each peoples names..
now we just fuck around like usin names like faggot fart
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middle school was the only time we really tried makin of peeps..
acne peeps were pizza face
and makin fun of each peoples names..
now we just fuck around like usin names like faggot fart
word. LOL
This one chick her last name was Parkinson, and she wore her pants around her chest, we used to call her "Pant-High-Parkinson"....I dont know why, but it would drive her crazy.
Then there was another chick who had a bit of a moustache and we used to rip her too.....
We were mean as kids.....Damn.
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my friend matthew is fat, so we call him fatthew, and his las name is dart, so sometimes we jus say fatthew fart. 8)
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^^^LMAO^^^
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ok........ :-\......I WANNA BE LIKE MIKE, MIKE WHO....MIKE DICK!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mike Hunt :-d
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There were a couple of people at our school that had names that we could tease.
High School
Michael Hatfield = Michael Fatfield (Fat and quiet)
Keelan Peck = Keelan Pecker, Pecky (5ft)
Wayne Krueger = Wayne Ker, Wayne King, Gayne
Vincent Choa = Fat Fuck, Fat Shit, Fat Boy, Fat Cunt, Fuckhead (Fatty like 140 kilos)
Mitchell Taulelei = Bitchell, Bitch Hole, Mitchell Towel, Sheepsta (NewZealanda)
Jessica Fillmore = Jessica Fatmore (Fat Bitch)
Dannielle Bowen = Scarface (She had a scar on her face)
Dannielle Prior = Crustacean (She use to scratch her puss during science class in grade 9, all the time. We thought she had crabs.)
Alycea Wong = Pimple face, clearacell (Whole forehead use to be covered in pimples, and they were red too)
Jasmine = Crator face, Moon face (Some chinese bitch we use to have in yr eight)
Vannessa Lasslemalante = Web Foot (Two of her toes were connected)
Primary School
Manoli = Manure, Monopoly (He use to have his own hat saying Manoli)
Geoffrey = Fat Fuckhead, Poofta (This bloke was a fuckhead)
Andrew Buchell = Bushell Tea, Lil Phillipino Boy
Natalie Roach = Man! MAN! (She was a tomboy, and she drew a picture of herself with balls)
Frank = Pansy
Hamish = Noodle Dick
Peter = Greek Geek
Virginia Jong = Vagina Long
Ami = Vertical Smile (When she was in yr one, she pulled her pants down infront of the whole school and a friend called her vertical smile)
Thats all i can remember straight off the top of my head.
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Dannielle Prior = Crustacean (She use to scratch her puss during science class in grade 9, all the time. We thought she had crabs.)
I divorced this bitch when I was 27yrs old :-\
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Dannielle Prior = Crustacean (She use to scratch her puss during science class in grade 9, all the time. We thought she had crabs.)
I divorced this bitch when I was 27yrs old :-\
lol
she give you crabs?
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Dannielle Prior = Crustacean (She use to scratch her puss during science class in grade 9, all the time. We thought she had crabs.)
I divorced this bitch when I was 27yrs old :-\
LMAO. Your too fuckin much.
I got this reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ugly bitch in my grade. Bitch got like a 3 foot long legs, and her torso is like 1.5 feet. Its real screwed up...plus her nose and her teeth form a 'beak'..We called her a "troll".
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Natalie Roach = Man! MAN! (She was a tomboy, and she drew a picture of herself with balls)
LMAO
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I had a Chinese girl friend.....her name was Sum Dum Yung Ho
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LMFAO.
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I had a Chinese girl friend.....her name was Sum Dum Yung Ho
omg LOL
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I had a Chinese girl friend.....her name was Sum Dum Yung Ho
omg LOL
lol last year i had this one guy from hong kong @ school who's name was Ho ;D
We had this one bitch called Eva Verhaart. We used to call her Scheva (meaning crooked) or Teva (meaning bitch).
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well i call my sister Hobo cuzz her niccname is BoBo and lets see my friend michelle i call her bitchelle now cuzz she bitches all tha time... this girl named Crystal Juarez (Wadez thats how u pronuonce it) i call her Crystal Whorez and i have many but i cant think right now i will when i think of more...
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o yeah and my old teacher was Mrs. Hollingshoot and we all called her Mrs. Hollingshit
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i kno this one girl with a moustache, but wuts even weirder is that her las name, which is like balabasabes, or somehitng like that, means "moustache" in her language, weird huh! fuckin weirdo..ima buy her razors for christmas 8)
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I had a Chinese girl friend.....her name was Sum Dum Yung Ho
omg LOL
lol last year i had this one guy from hong kong @ school who's name was Ho ;D
We had this one bitch called Eva Verhaart. We used to call her Scheva (meaning crooked) or Teva (meaning bitch).
I have this chinese kid in my school called Man Ho
And there is a chick that goes to my school with a moustache, we call her stachie.
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This was some real funny shit I heard the other day when I was at my brothers football match. This fat kid walked by some of his friends, and one of them shouted out "why you so fat dave?" and he replied "cause everytime I fuck your mum she gives me a chocolate biscuit". I couldn't stop laughing for ages that was some funny shit.
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This was some real funny shit I heard the other day when I was at my brothers football match. This fat kid walked by some of his friends, and one of them shouted out "why you so fat dave?" and he replied "cause everytime I fuck your mum she gives me a chocolate biscuit". I couldn't stop laughing for ages that was some funny shit.
LMAO, classic
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This was some real funny shit I heard the other day when I was at my brothers football match. This fat kid walked by some of his friends, and one of them shouted out "why you so fat dave?" and he replied "cause everytime I fuck your mum she gives me a chocolate biscuit". I couldn't stop laughing for ages that was some funny shit.
ROFLMFAO!!! That's fuckin funny!!!
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not really inventive.. we had a chick @ my school who smelled like a fish, so we called her 'the fish'
had another guy with lips bigger than mick jagger, so he got 'mick jagger lips' then it went to 'lubricated lips' since they always looked wet.. then went to 'lubs'
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There used to be a girl who looked like a man with sideburns and her name was ann-marie so i used to call her man marie...There was a retarded girl with a deformed face so i used to call her melted face
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Theres was this slutty chick at our school who said one of her pussy lips are bigger then the other, so we used to call her lop flap
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lmao
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I forgot,there's this girl who's called Ellen and is disliked by nearly everyone so I sometimes call her Ellen-De (Ellende means misery) and there is this girl that's allways deady white skinned........I call her Ghost.
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we all call this one crippled kid whos a real asshole to us 'noodle legs' and i dont know make fun of lots of people by callin plain old slut or fucknut or whatever cum lip.. etc
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A stupid bitch at my school is named maya zapata, and someone called her maya zacrackhead, like so it sounded like maya's a crackehead. hahaha
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I had a teacher named Mr. Cox
we just called him that
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didnt really name call....nothing special...
..but one boy we called duracell cos our uniform was black n white n he had copper colour hair...jus like a duracell battery..
...fat, smelly boy called martin (fartin)
and one geek called zack hoff (jack off)
but all these kids were bullies to the unpopular / smaller kids so we got em back in this way
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We used to call our friend Able who was in a wheelchair "disable" and we would say that was him in those handicapped signs
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We used to call our friend Able who was in a wheelchair "disable" and we would say that was him in those handicapped signs
Wow!!!.....you're really cool. ::)
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we used to call some lad Alien head cos he had a wierd shaped head...
...another lad snowy cos he had dandruff....his name was dan aswell which was quite funny. lol
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We used to call our friend Able who was in a wheelchair "disable" and we would say that was him in those handicapped signs
Wow!!!.....you're really cool. ::)
Nah I wouldn't say that that was cool...Just homies well we all clown each other even our ownselves at times I don't know how you are with your friends but thats just us
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I was at the good old Burger King, and this lady was outside with her dad...and he was in a wheel chair. She was like 40 so he was old.
They were fighting back and forth, and she goes "WELL ATLEAST I CAN WIPE MY OWN ASS" ...shit was funny, but mean.
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I was at the good old Burger Kind, and this lady was outside with her dad...and he was in a wheel chair. She was like 40 so he was old.
They were fighting back and forth, and she goes "WELL ATLEAST I CAN WIPE MY OWN ASS" ...shit was funny, but mean.
Does Burger Kind have a website? ::)
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lmao fuck u
"BURGER KING"
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LOL Burger Kind
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lol