West Coast Connection Forum

Lifestyle => Train of Thought => Topic started by: Trauma-san on December 25, 2003, 01:47:26 PM

Title: Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: Trauma-san on December 25, 2003, 01:47:26 PM
OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma (AP) -- Charles Wyckoff and his wife had returned home after a funeral for their son when the phone rang.

"Hey, Dad," Kevin Wyckoff said.

"Huh. Well, damn boy. We just had your funeral today," his father said Monday, according to a transcript of the call provided Wednesday by the Oklahoma Corrections Department.

"Yeah, I know. I heard," Kevin Wyckoff said.

"Well, what the hell is going on?" his father asked.

Prison officials had misidentified an inmate who had hanged himself behind bars as Wyckoff. The inmate, who was buried Monday in Wyckoff's place, is believed to be Steven L. Howe, the Corrections Department said.

Wyckoff, 23, is serving a five-year sentence for offenses including kidnapping and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. The Corrections Department had a transcript of Wyckoff's conversation with his parents because it routinely monitors inmate calls.

The younger Wyckoff said prison officials had put Howe's name on a cell where he had been moved, and left his name on the cell where Howe committed suicide.

Corrections Department spokesman Jerry Massie said investigators were trying to determine whether the two inmates switched cells without permission or if staff made the switch without filing a report.

Both had entered the prison, the Lexington Assessment and Reception Center, on December 5 and are similar in appearance, officials said.

Sequoyah County District Attorney Richard Gray said that if Howe's family agrees, his body could be exhumed next week.

During the phone call, Wyckoff also spoke to his mother.

"Kevin, I can not believe this," said his mother, whose name was not released. Calls to the Wyckoff home in Sallisaw on Wednesday were not answered.

"We buried you today, boy," she said.

"I understand that. It's not my fault, though," he responded.

"OK. Somebody's in deep trouble," his mother said.

The family will not receive any immediate reimbursement for the funeral expense and may have to file a claim, Massie said. "We can't just write them a check."



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Copyright 2003 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: HIPPI on December 25, 2003, 01:55:55 PM
Fuckin hicks are so dumb
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: JTSimon on December 25, 2003, 02:21:09 PM
America = Lawsuit  ;D
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: Don Rizzle on December 25, 2003, 04:05:07 PM
^^^ and a huge payout for all the emotional shit caused
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: Citizen-Y on December 25, 2003, 04:35:52 PM
America = Lawsuit  ;D

When you're old enough to achieve an erection and get some fat skank pregnant, you'll find out the hardest thing for a parent is to live longer than thier child.

They deserve every penny they get.
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: Trauma-san on December 25, 2003, 04:36:43 PM
Fuckin hicks are so dumb


Who?  How do you get 'hicks' from this story?  How is there the slightest ounce of stupidity anywhere in this? It's a case of a screwup at the Jail, it has nothing to do with how smart anybody is.

Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: JTSimon on December 25, 2003, 04:51:06 PM
America = Lawsuit  ;D

When you're old enough to achieve an erection and get some fat skank pregnant, you'll find out the hardest thing for a parent is to live longer than thier child.

They deserve every penny they get.

I don't give a shit about some guy in jail.
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: Citizen-Y on December 25, 2003, 04:56:08 PM
America = Lawsuit  ;D

When you're old enough to achieve an erection and get some fat skank pregnant, you'll find out the hardest thing for a parent is to live longer than thier child.

They deserve every penny they get.

I don't give a shit about some guy in jail.

Then feel free to keep posting in a thread about a guy in jail Mr. Trolly McTrollalot.
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: JTSimon on December 25, 2003, 04:56:43 PM
Fuckin hicks are so dumb


Who?  How do you get 'hicks' from this story?  How is there the slightest ounce of stupidity anywhere in this? It's a case of a screwup at the Jail, it has nothing to do with how smart anybody is.



Trauma I apologize for Osama Iz a G accusing your people.

Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: JTSimon on December 25, 2003, 04:57:56 PM
America = Lawsuit  ;D

When you're old enough to achieve an erection and get some fat skank pregnant, you'll find out the hardest thing for a parent is to live longer than thier child.

They deserve every penny they get.

I don't give a shit about some guy in jail.

Then feel free to keep posting in a thread about a guy in jail Mr. Trolly McTrollalot.

lol...please all I said was that his parents were suing.
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: Trauma-san on December 25, 2003, 05:13:33 PM
Fuckin hicks are so dumb


Who?  How do you get 'hicks' from this story?  How is there the slightest ounce of stupidity anywhere in this? It's a case of a screwup at the Jail, it has nothing to do with how smart anybody is.



Trauma I apologize for Osama Iz a G accusing your people.



You can call me a hick, redneck, whatever you want.  It doesn't change the fact that I'm more intelligent than the sum of your immediate family.  LOL.  Some hate, but most realize I'm unfuckwitable.
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: Z the laidback Virus on December 26, 2003, 07:37:37 AM
Quote

You can call me a hick, redneck, whatever you want.  It doesn't change the fact that I'm more intelligent than the sum of your immediate family.  LOL.  Some hate, but most realize I'm unfuckwitable.
Quote

LOL,this illustrates exactly what I ment with my reply in this thread:

http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?board=3;action=display;threadid=44252 (http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?board=3;action=display;threadid=44252)
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: JTSimon on December 26, 2003, 08:49:11 AM

You can call me a hick, redneck, whatever you want.  It doesn't change the fact that I'm more intelligent than the sum of your immediate family.  LOL.  Some hate, but most realize I'm unfuckwitable.

lol Trauma ;D

Trauma how many casualties did you predict the Coalition[UK/US] would suffer invading Iraq?

5...your thinking what 5 hundred? no  5 thousand? no Trauma actually predicted 5 US/UK troops would die taking over a country population: 22,675,617
 
Trauma seriously predicted only 5 casualties during this war then a couple days after his prediction Coalition casualties was up to 9...and Trauma was categorizing combats death and accidental deaths  ;D

And don't deny it Trauma aka Head Trauma aka Batman aka Batbitch  ;D

I'm unfuckwitable -- Shut the fuck up this is a message board.




Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: Z the laidback Virus on December 26, 2003, 11:48:10 AM
The only reason he's unfikwitable is because he's too damn arrogant for anyone to like him that much.
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: HIPPI on December 26, 2003, 10:15:10 PM
Hey, if you're going to talk about Trauma's intelligence, you can't leave out his genius theory of "if we can't find it, it must exist"..... LMAO.

Trauma: "Your honor, I couldn't find the gun, therefore it must exist"

ROFLMAO...

Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: Don Breezio on December 26, 2003, 10:19:50 PM
Hey, if you're going to talk about Trauma's intelligence, you can't leave out his genius theory of "if we can't find it, it must exist"..... LMAO.

Trauma: "Your honor, I couldn't find the gun, therefore it must exist"

ROFLMAO...



you forgot that we can't give our schools any funding because according to him we're supposed to "raise our own fucking kids" lol
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: HIPPI on December 26, 2003, 10:24:23 PM
It's not in the Constitution he says. So, according to him, kids should sit at home, and wait to be drafted. All able-bodied men have to be in the military. Genius. ::)
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: Don Breezio on December 26, 2003, 10:25:41 PM
It's not in the Constitution he says. So, according to him, kids should sit at home, and wait to be drafted. All able-bodied men have to be in the military. Genius. ::)

wow...sounds like the revolutionary war
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: Z the laidback Virus on December 27, 2003, 05:04:42 AM
LOL....Let's hope Trauma never makes it to President.
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: ILL-Logic-AL on December 27, 2003, 05:38:59 AM
I don't give a shit about some guy in jail.

Spot on.
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: Trauma-san on December 27, 2003, 07:37:50 AM
It's a concept.  Again, you can't understand what I'm saying, so you incorrectly evaluate my statement, and then run rampant with logic jumps that illogical.  I never said that if you can't find something it must exist.  You said that.  I said if you can't find something, that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.  That's a logical statement, that's an accepted truth in any court.  

I never said we shouldn't give the government ANY money.  It was a concept, expressed at it's extreme, but you couldn't grasp it.  Shut the fuck up.  
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: ecrazy on December 27, 2003, 02:09:06 PM

Copyright 2003 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.



AHEM, SMARTY MCGEE....ISNT THIS REDISTRIBUTING ??!!!
HA HA LMAO
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: HIPPI on December 27, 2003, 02:11:00 PM
Shut the fuck up.  

Aww, he's mad now. Let's not expose him for the fool that he is any more. Ah, what the fuck, it's too easy and fun to give up.
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: Z the laidback Virus on December 27, 2003, 02:21:54 PM
You said that.
 

If there's one thing he said it's that you should for once admit defeat and shut the fuck up.We don't even want you to openly admit it.

Shut the fuck up.  

"If there's a good thing to start,take your own advise to heart."
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: ecrazy on December 28, 2003, 01:11:04 AM
MAN, U Guys are already makin him look like a dumb ass (trauma)....man hes gonna leave for 2 months again ::)  ::)
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: HIPPI on December 28, 2003, 01:12:54 AM
MAN, U Guys are already makin him look like a dumb ass (trauma)....man hes gonna leave for 2 months again ::)  ::)

LMAO.
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: JTSimon on December 28, 2003, 07:18:06 AM
MAN, U Guys are already makin him look like a dumb ass (trauma)....man hes gonna leave for 2 months again ::)  ::)

LMAO.

LOL He might jump Niagara Falls again  ;D
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: Maestro Minded on December 29, 2003, 02:10:58 PM
i (almost) feel sorry about you trauma...

i mean... you've had a couple of "strange" comments lately
Title: Re:Son calls Parents after they get home from his Funeral
Post by: HIPPI on December 29, 2003, 02:31:58 PM
Osama is back in town  :-*