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Title: are you going to hell test?
Post by: smerlus on January 15, 2004, 08:34:53 AM
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

i scored:

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: Don Seer on January 15, 2004, 08:43:23 AM
haha same...

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Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


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Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: T.J. on January 15, 2004, 08:47:38 AM
Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.



thats what im talkin bout
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: smerlus on January 15, 2004, 08:48:29 AM
i would hate to think it's that easy to go to hell....cause some of the questions were things i didn't think were that bad....but if they're on a go to hell test, then i guess they are
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Post by: mauzip on January 15, 2004, 08:50:28 AM
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: Don Seer on January 15, 2004, 08:50:51 AM
yup

i thinki TJ lied too  8)
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: T.J. on January 15, 2004, 09:00:53 AM
if i lied, the test would have caught onto it and given me level 9  ;)
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: Lincoln on January 15, 2004, 01:12:31 PM
Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: mauzip on January 15, 2004, 01:17:05 PM
Damn, am I really that bad of a person? :o ??? :-\
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: Bramsterdam (see ya) on January 15, 2004, 02:14:00 PM
Eighth level!!  :o yeah!! lol i dont beleive in this shit anyways but cool!!  

A pimp is a good thing to be.      true or false
lmao thats the best !

(8th level) :

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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Post by: Eazy-E RuthlessG on January 15, 2004, 04:21:57 PM
im already saved so im not going to hell and burn cuz its beyond belief and nothing u can imagine just like Heaven is
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Post by: Doggystylin on January 15, 2004, 06:39:41 PM
i got eight level, god damnit
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Post by: MANBEARPIG. on January 15, 2004, 07:27:09 PM
Level 3

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In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.












DAMMIT!
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: gildedganon187 on January 15, 2004, 09:05:20 PM
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

ohh shit.................................. lol

end gigaganon
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: [Stoned]Jesus H. Christ[Wheat] on January 15, 2004, 09:13:17 PM
Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

ooo ya
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: pappy on January 15, 2004, 09:40:16 PM
Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

ooo ya
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: OpTiCaL on January 15, 2004, 11:42:57 PM



Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  Very High
Level 2  Lustful  Low
Level 3  Gluttonous  Low
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Very Low
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very Low
Level 7  Violent  Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Very Low
 
 
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: Suga Foot on January 15, 2004, 11:50:47 PM
I got the second level
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: HHH on January 16, 2004, 02:33:06 AM
8th level  :o


Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: OpTiCaL on January 16, 2004, 03:38:20 AM
naw love your a princess right ?

:)
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: HHH on January 16, 2004, 03:56:40 AM
naw love your a princess right ?

:)

well thats what i thought opti but now im not so sure  ;D lol
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: 7even on January 16, 2004, 05:13:45 AM
sixth level


Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  High
Level 2  Lustful  High
Level 3  Gluttonous  Very Low
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Low
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  High
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very High
Level 7  Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Moderate
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: SGV on January 16, 2004, 08:27:17 AM
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer


I guess I am a bad person.
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: OpTiCaL on January 17, 2004, 03:33:43 AM
naw love your a princess right ?

:)

well thats what i thought opti but now im not so sure  ;D lol


lmao you are i know ...haha hey they got a old orleans in oxford...you rate it ? .. i got a feenin for their coctails...mmm
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: T-Dogg on January 17, 2004, 06:56:12 AM
I got 4th level.

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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 4 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fourth Level of Hell!
Fourth Level of Hell

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Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.
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Post by: bez on January 17, 2004, 11:49:40 AM
SHit look what I got.

Results Not Available

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You took the test from an unauthorized page. This is the only authorized page.
Your test window of opportunity expired. You only have ten minutes to take the test.


Why do we do this?

So many people are taking this test that it is crashing our server. This was a last resort to prevent the server from crashing. I apologize for this inconvenience.

LOL
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: T.J. on January 17, 2004, 03:06:30 PM
<<<<<1 of 2 not going to hell
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Post by: eS El Duque on January 17, 2004, 03:44:49 PM
 Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

 ;D ;D ;D

well, at least i ain't gay :D

hehe...i might've gone to the ninth if i said Yes to the question asking if i'll go agianst my country...im not a traiter  >:(! im loyal :D
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Post by: M Dogg™ on January 17, 2004, 07:18:21 PM
7th level..... which is very high... because i am violent...  :o


Pink
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: Juronimo on January 17, 2004, 09:16:27 PM
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 4 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fourth Level of Hell!
Fourth Level of Hell

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Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.
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Post by: T-Dogg on January 18, 2004, 06:49:43 AM
Damn Bez, you slow! ;D

Just clownin' playa...
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: AlerG on January 18, 2004, 11:47:47 PM
Second Level

peace.
Title: Re:are you going to hell test?
Post by: HHH on January 19, 2004, 01:23:36 AM
naw love your a princess right ?

:)

well thats what i thought opti but now im not so sure  ;D lol


lmao you are i know ...haha hey they got a old orleans in oxford...you rate it ? .. i got a feenin for their coctails...mmm

yeah, we got an old orleans here and usually at the weekend its packed at the bar !! the restaurant is downstairs and the food is really tasty......yum yum  ;D the cocktails are excellent !!  ;D