West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Slayer on July 27, 2004, 10:03:30 PM
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what do you call a bunch of ethiopians holding up a bar?
a comb!
what do you call a bunch of ethiopians standing in line?
a bar code!
what do you say when you see your tv floating in the dark?
Drop it you fucking nigger!lol
why do asians have such small eyes?
because of all the years squinting to find their dicks
what do you call 6 black people in a barn
used farm equipment
Farmers
Used to
Buy
Us
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why do asians have such small eyes?
because of all the years squinting to find their dicks
hahahha
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why do asians have such small eyes?
because of all the years squinting to find their dicks
hahahha
true
what sound does a motorcycle make or a chainsaw ;D
run nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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lol damn funny shit
why do mexican people have tamales during christmas?
so they have something too unwrap
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lol damn funny shit
why do mexican people have tamales during christmas?
so they have something too unwrap
lol
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kinda hard to come up with redneck jokes
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How come mexico doesnt have a airforce?
Beacuse cardboard doesnt fly!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
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got this from somewhere
Jewish guy: I'm having a hard time concentrating
Dude: Then go to concentration camp
Jewish guy: Hey! thats not funny, my grandpa died in concentration camp
Dude: So did mine
Jewish guy: he did?
Dude: Yeah, He fell off the watchtower
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Why did the black guy cross the road?
He didnt, a car hit him halfway. LOL poor black people
Why did the white guy cross the road?
He didnt either, he was in the car.
Why did the mexican cross the road?
To steal the car when the white guy got out
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Why do black people always have sex on their minds?
Cause they have pubes on their heads!
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why do asians have such small eyes?
because of all the years squinting to find their dicks
LMAO
come up with some puerto rican jokes...
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come up with some puerto rican jokes...
nah man puerto ricans are cool man..They are the best fighters
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come up with some puerto rican jokes...
nah man puerto ricans are cool man..They are the best fighters
fuck no fuck a puerto rican
mexicans can kick puerto ricans ass's any day....
where do u get off there the best fighters?
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fuck no fuck a puerto rican
mexicans can kick puerto ricans ass's any day....
where do u get off there the best fighters?
Mexicans are good to..but Puerto Ricans man, they fight till they die. Those are some nasty mutherfuckers.
I used to live in Lower East Side Manhattan and those puerto ricans would fuck people up bad. Thats where i got it from
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fuck no fuck a puerto rican
mexicans can kick puerto ricans ass's any day....
where do u get off there the best fighters?
Mexicans are good to..but Puerto Ricans man, they fight till they die. Those are some nasty mutherfuckers.
I used to live in Lower East Side Manhattan and those puerto ricans would fuck people up bad. Thats where i got it from
naw there good fighters everywhere its not just a race....
but De La Hoya whooped Trinadad fuck what the judges said.... i saw the damn HBO special >:( ;D
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why were there only 2,000 mexicans at the alamo?
cause ther only had 2 cars
how do you fit 10 jews into a ford escort?
2 in the front, three in the back 5 in the ashtray
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how do you fit 5 elephants in a car?
2 in the front and 3 in the back
what do you call a mexican on the sidewalk?
garbage
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why did hitler commit suicide?
saw his gas bill
what do you call a black man in a suit?
the defendant
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I can't believe certain people get banned for saying "ethnic lover" and "black cunt" but this is allowed.
How do you stop a paki from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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what do you do when you see a nigger standing on 1 leg in your garden?
stop laughing and shoot again.
there are 2 black guys in a car, who drives?
the police officer
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lol
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what do you do when you see a nigger standing on 1 leg in your garden?
stop laughing and shoot again.
lmfao.
how do u keep a nigger out of ur backyard?
hang one in the front.
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lmao...i cant believe im reading some of these jokes here...i got banned by hitler/overseer cause i posted some jokes about muslims...i guess theres a double standard
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jus some jokes i got in mail....
1)Why are so many Paratoopers in the Indian Air Force dying....................because none of them ever complained of a parachute not opening..
2)Do you know of an Indian who parked his
car in front of
board which said FINE FOR PARKING
3)Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Indian: What other colors do you have?
4)Manager : Sorry,but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Indian : That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in
this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
5)a Sikh Indian went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Indians" he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Indians," Salesman replied. "Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Indians," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm an Indian?" "Because that's a microwave, Not a TV" he replied.
6)Why does an Indian always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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^^ROTFLMAO
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lmao...i cant believe im reading some of these jokes here...i got banned by hitler/overseer cause i posted some jokes about muslims...i guess theres a double standard
What the hell kind of shit is that? You shouldnt of got banned. Look at all these racist jokes
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What do u call a Black successful businessman standing on the corner in a suit?
A nigger
Why do black people wear hats?
so a bird doesn't shit on his lip
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I used to laugh at racist jokes. Now, they don't even make me smirk. Not because they're offensive, I dunno, maybe I just grew out of them.
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there all funny especially the black ones
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a black man sees his black homie and says "WHUT UP NIGGA!"
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a black man sees his black homie and says "WHUT UP NIGGA!"
whut?
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what do u call a peice of sandpaper in iraq ??
a map 8)
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what do u call a peice of sandpaper in iraq ??
a map 8)
That's the only funny one here...
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what do u call a peice of sandpaper in iraq ??
a map 8)
That's the only funny one here...
lol yeah that one was good
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theres some bad jokes, as in Not FUnny AT ALL, so heres some
What does a black man and sperm have in common?
1 in a million works
Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza?
a pizza can feed a family of 4
Why do jews watch pornos in reverse?
they like the part where the hooker gives the money back
how do you circumsize a redneck?
kick his sister in the jaw
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a black man sees his black homie and says "WHUT UP NIGGA!"
lol wtf...lol...that made no sense...but it still made me laugh
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How come Puerto Ricans don't have checking accounts?
Because you're not allowed to sign your name in spray paint.
Why do Mexicans like lowriders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
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How come Puerto Ricans don't have checking accounts?
Because you're not allowed to sign your name in spray paint.
ROTFLMAO
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those jokes were racist
No shit Sherlock. ::)
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those jokes were racist
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eh no shit they were