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Lifestyle => Sports & Entertainment => Topic started by: Bo$ta Bo$$ on January 25, 2005, 07:55:12 AM

Title: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: Bo$ta Bo$$ on January 25, 2005, 07:55:12 AM
I'm wonderring what's your favorite move to diss your opponent 8)
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: 7even on January 25, 2005, 08:07:33 AM
1. Crossover a little and keep the ball low, so the opponent looks down, right in front of you.
2. Get the ball behind your back, fast, during mad crossovers.
3. Bow down a little.
4. Get you hand under the ball (ball is covered by your body, cause it's behind your back). Now throw the ball up hard, right in the opponents face.

Hurts pretty hard though. So really only if the opponent talked some shit beforehand.
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: Jimmy Cash2120 on January 25, 2005, 08:08:52 AM
bonce it off his head, lol
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: white Boy on January 25, 2005, 08:17:36 AM
pull out a gat and bust a cap
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: Jimmy Cash2120 on January 25, 2005, 08:21:18 AM
pull an AK and bust a clip
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: Bo$ta Bo$$ on January 25, 2005, 08:48:40 AM
lol.. thnx 4 the tips
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: Elevz on January 25, 2005, 12:00:08 PM
pull down their pants?  ::)
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 25, 2005, 12:14:13 PM
Make em bite the curb
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: Thirteen on January 25, 2005, 12:18:40 PM
toss a grenade down their shorts.....

have a van drive up to the court,  drop your opponents battered, hog tied mother off by the benches and then dump clips into the opposing team

have the rest of your friends that are watching gang bang his gf and video tape it.

do the moves that 7even said but instead of bouncing the ball of his head, stab him in the face with a boot knife

hold the kids little brother's or sisters hostage at gun point on the side of the court
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: Woodrow on January 25, 2005, 01:22:36 PM
1. Crossover a little and keep the ball low, so the opponent looks down, right in front of you.
2. Get the ball behind your back, fast, during mad crossovers.
3. Bow down a little.
4. Get you hand under the ball (ball is covered by your body, cause it's behind your back). Now throw the ball up hard, right in the opponents face.

Hurts pretty hard though. So really only if the opponent talked some shit beforehand.

(http://www.wcmixtapes.com/76.jpg)
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: 7even on January 25, 2005, 01:27:08 PM
^LOL. That's what retards do? Getting sonned in a thread and then sitting at home drawing (or in your nerdy case.. using photoshop) a picture. Nice.

I know you can't stand up to me verbally. But I would have thought you could move on. Too bad I have such an impact at you that you spend 3 hours a week putting my face into pictures. Give yourself a break. Move on.
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: Woodrow on January 25, 2005, 01:32:33 PM
^LOL. That's what retards do? Getting sonned in a thread and then sitting at home drawing (or in your nerdy case.. using photoshop) a picture. Nice.

I know you can't stand up to me verbally. But I would have thought you could move on. Too bad I have such an impact at you that you spend 3 hours a week putting my face into pictures. Give yourself a break. Move on.

Photoshop: $374.99 (student price)
Google Image Search: Free
Making sure people know what a whiny bitch 7 is: Priceless

For everything else, there is:
(http://www.infomerchant.net/images/creditcards/mc.gif)
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: Woodrow on January 25, 2005, 01:34:07 PM
(http://www.wcmixtapes.com/009.jpg)
BTW: That shit took 2 mins from start to completion. That time invested is WELL worth the effect it has on you.
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: eS El Duque on January 25, 2005, 02:01:14 PM
lmao
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: *Jamal* on January 26, 2005, 12:08:57 AM
1. Crossover a little and keep the ball low, so the opponent looks down, right in front of you.
2. Get the ball behind your back, fast, during mad crossovers.
3. Bow down a little.
4. Get you hand under the ball (ball is covered by your body, cause it's behind your back). Now throw the ball up hard, right in the opponents face.

Hurts pretty hard though. So really only if the opponent talked some shit beforehand.

(http://www.wcmixtapes.com/76.jpg)

LMAO
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: The Big Bad Ass on January 26, 2005, 12:39:34 AM
hahahaha
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: Bo$ta Bo$$ on January 26, 2005, 06:15:28 AM
toss a grenade down their shorts.....

have a van drive up to the court,  drop your opponents battered, hog tied mother off by the benches and then dump clips into the opposing team

have the rest of your friends that are watching gang bang his gf and video tape it.

do the moves that 7even said but instead of bouncing the ball of his head, stab him in the face with a boot knife

hold the kids little brother's or sisters hostage at gun point on the side of the court

lmao ur brilliant :P
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: Jimmy Cash2120 on January 26, 2005, 06:42:14 AM
lmao
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: white Boy on January 26, 2005, 08:17:26 AM
damn, 375 for photoshop, cant you just download it
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: Woodrow on January 26, 2005, 11:19:50 AM
What I'll do, Is run home, start up photoshop, make a pic like the one above, and then print it out and run back to the basketball court and show it to them.
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: Matrix Heart on January 26, 2005, 12:28:29 PM
Haha you paid $375 for a computer program  :loser:
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: Woodrow on January 26, 2005, 12:31:09 PM
HAHAHHHA!

I spent more on a computer program than you make in a month!

I'll also use witty comments like that to diss opponents in street ball.
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: Suga Foot on January 26, 2005, 12:57:01 PM
lol @ woodrow

Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: *Jamal* on January 26, 2005, 01:09:58 PM
LOL @ Engel killin y'all with 1-liners....
LOL @ 7even's constant whining
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: Matrix Heart on January 26, 2005, 01:11:42 PM
HAHAHHHA!

I spent more on a computer program than you make in a month!

I'll also use witty comments like that to diss opponents in street ball.

 ::) Then why all the pictures  ;D

You're probably put that shit on an installment plan til 06.
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: authentic on January 27, 2005, 09:23:01 PM
Behind the back then quickly crossover
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: T.J. on January 28, 2005, 07:02:28 PM
a few nites ago at the city courts this asian guy was defendin me sayin man u aint got shit... i said watch this shot beeyatch.... dribblin the ball, step-back pretendin to take a jumper, fake pickin the ball up 4 the jumper so the asian tries to get a block, n take it to the hole
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: bui21 on February 01, 2005, 07:28:53 AM
a simple corssover will make do it
Title: Re: What's the best way to diss your opponent on street basketball
Post by: Mac 10 † on February 02, 2005, 03:38:55 PM
give his peepee a tug  :-*