I remeber this story like the back of my hand: I downloaded Virtual Sex with Chloe Jones, and all of a sudden, my mom comes into my room (keep in mind, I developed a very unique way of masturbation where I don'y have to take my d i c k out of my pants, so that helped alot), and I was using Kazaa, so the damn window wouldn't close right away, because I was downloading other p0rn flicks. She starts asking me "What was that, what was that", and I started panicing so much that I started crying, I told her it was a pop up add, I told her I wasn't a pervert, etc, etc. I got lucky and she bought the story, and ever since then, I've been more careful about watching p0rn on my computer.
I remeber this story like the back of my hand: I downloaded Virtual Sex with Chloe Jones, and all of a sudden, my mom comes into my room (keep in mind, I developed a very unique way of masturbation where I don'y have to take my d i c k out of my pants, so that helped alot), and I was using Kazaa, so the damn window wouldn't close right away, because I was downloading other p0rn flicks. She starts asking me "What was that, what was that", and I started panicing so much that I started crying, I told her it was a pop up add, I told her I wasn't a pervert, etc, etc. I got lucky and she bought the story, and ever since then, I've been more careful about watching p0rn on my computer.
She didnt buy she jus let it slide, give your moms more credit....I Know I do ;) JP
with all tht porn shit you might have been screwed literally hahahaI remeber this story like the back of my hand: I downloaded Virtual Sex with Chloe Jones, and all of a sudden, my mom comes into my room (keep in mind, I developed a very unique way of masturbation where I don'y have to take my d i c k out of my pants, so that helped alot), and I was using Kazaa, so the damn window wouldn't close right away, because I was downloading other p0rn flicks. She starts asking me "What was that, what was that", and I started panicing so much that I started crying, I told her it was a pop up add, I told her I wasn't a pervert, etc, etc. I got lucky and she bought the story, and ever since then, I've been more careful about watching p0rn on my computer.
She didnt buy she jus let it slide, give your moms more credit....I Know I do ;) JP
My mom doesn't know jack about computers, trust me, she totally bought it. If she didn't buy it, she would have told my dad, and then I really would've been screwed.
with all tht porn shit you might have been screwed literally hahaha
Forgot to delete lesbian porn from the recycle bin on my dad's laptop.
Thank god it was tasteful :-*
Forgot to delete lesbian porn from the recycle bin on my dad's laptop.
Thank god it was tasteful :-*
u prolly got ur ass beat huh?
when i was younger i didnt know how to delete my history and my moms was checking it and that was the time that there werent pop up blockers and she clicked on a picture that had a chick sucking a horses dick. it was the morning of my birthday and shes like happy birthday and turned on the monitor. i tried to tell her it wasnt me but she didnt buy it. she banned me from the computer for like 2 weeks but i went on it to look at porn when she was sleeping and then she checked it again and blamed that shit on my sisters, since she thought i didnt use the computer, and then they took the heat and she let me use it again. haha got away
when i was younger i didnt know how to delete my history and my moms was checking it and that was the time that there werent pop up blockers and she clicked on a picture that had a chick sucking a horses dick. it was the morning of my birthday and shes like happy birthday and turned on the monitor. i tried to tell her it wasnt me but she didnt buy it. she banned me from the computer for like 2 weeks but i went on it to look at porn when she was sleeping and then she checked it again and blamed that shit on my sisters, since she thought i didnt use the computer, and then they took the heat and she let me use it again. haha got away
wtf? u pussy u blaimed that shit on ur sister? thats sum real pussy shit if u ask me i never blaimed my sister for sumthing she didnt do
you shoulda just told ur mom "yeah i watch porn so what im a fuckin guy" not blame that shit on ur sister
I never actually have gotten caught in the actual porn watching process, but this one time i busted one watchin porn, and like 3 secs later my uncle walks in and he had just gotten back from a trip and he wanted a hug but my pants were unzipped and my hand was sticky, lollmao. THen what happened?
last year my sister use to catch me all the time it would be like late at night and i would have friends over and we would be really high and she would come in and ask where the phone was and the porn would be playing and she would just scream and close my door i really didnt care tho my friends were more embarrassed then i was
I never actually have gotten caught in the actual porn watching process, but this one time i busted one watchin porn, and like 3 secs later my uncle walks in and he had just gotten back from a trip and he wanted a hug but my pants were unzipped and my hand was sticky, lol
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.
thats fuckin gross homie
naw dude maybe a brother but not sister a brother is suppose to protect his sisters n shit idk thats the way i was brought upobisouly you were brought up watching porn too then huh
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.
last year my sister use to catch me all the time it would be like late at night and i would have friends over and we would be really high and she would come in and ask where the phone was and the porn would be playing and she would just scream and close my door i really didnt care tho my friends were more embarrassed then i was
you masturbate with your friends? :puke:
last year my sister use to catch me all the time it would be like late at night and i would have friends over and we would be really high and she would come in and ask where the phone was and the porn would be playing and she would just scream and close my door i really didnt care tho my friends were more embarrassed then i was
you masturbate with your friends? :puke:
only ur fuckin perverted ass would think that shit
where did i say we were jacking off? this is a thread about getting caught watching porn not jackin off u fuckin fag
sorry that all u think about is guys masterbateing :puke:
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.
lmao my parents never caught me watchin porn! i made it!im wit u bro
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.
thats fuckin gross homie
lol... never been caught...
but wtf? davida dogg.. u cried? why would u cry lol
Lol dudes prolly imagine it way grosser than it is. It's not like I ever saw my dad rubbing it, I bet he is to old to do so anyway. But when I walk into the room to watch an NBA Game at night on like 3 AM, and there's some porn on and he's either asleep or quickly switching the channel, everybody knows what's up. Like AG said, this is a thread about watching porn not jacking off, dumbasses. Don't know what's so damn gross about that, akward YES, gross not really.
LMAO @ watching your dad jack off
Lol dudes prolly imagine it way grosser than it is. It's not like I ever saw my dad rubbing it, I bet he is to old to do so anyway. But when I walk into the room to watch an NBA Game at night on like 3 AM, and there's some porn on and he's either asleep or quickly switching the channel, everybody knows what's up. Like AG said, this is a thread about watching porn not jacking off, dumbasses. Don't know what's so damn gross about that, akward YES, gross not really.
last year my sister use to catch me all the time it would be like late at night and i would have friends over and we would be really high and she would come in and ask where the phone was and the porn would be playing and she would just scream and close my door i really didnt care tho my friends were more embarrassed then i was
you masturbate with your friends? :puke:
only ur fuckin perverted ass would think that shit
where did i say we were jacking off? this is a thread about getting caught watching porn not jackin off u fuckin fag
sorry that all u think about is guys masterbateing :puke:
you watch porn with your friends, that's gross enough already
and almost everybody who watches porn masturbates, i highly doubt you and your friends are exceptions
not even when you watch it together
or if it's true what you say that you don't masturbate, i don't even wanna think abuot what you and your friends do with eachother then
Lol dudes prolly imagine it way grosser than it is. It's not like I ever saw my dad rubbing it, I bet he is to old to do so anyway. But when I walk into the room to watch an NBA Game at night on like 3 AM, and there's some porn on and he's either asleep or quickly switching the channel, everybody knows what's up. Like AG said, this is a thread about watching porn not jacking off, dumbasses. Don't know what's so damn gross about that, akward YES, gross not really.
Man that's still embarassing, lol.
mauzip im not gay and ive never jacked off with my friends
Lol dudes prolly imagine it way grosser than it is. It's not like I ever saw my dad rubbing it, I bet he is to old to do so anyway. But when I walk into the room to watch an NBA Game at night on like 3 AM, and there's some porn on and he's either asleep or quickly switching the channel, everybody knows what's up. Like AG said, this is a thread about watching porn not jacking off, dumbasses. Don't know what's so damn gross about that, akward YES, gross not really.well watching an NBA game at 3am is kinda suspect in its self
Lol dudes prolly imagine it way grosser than it is. It's not like I ever saw my dad rubbing it, I bet he is to old to do so anyway. But when I walk into the room to watch an NBA Game at night on like 3 AM, and there's some porn on and he's either asleep or quickly switching the channel, everybody knows what's up. Like AG said, this is a thread about watching porn not jacking off, dumbasses. Don't know what's so damn gross about that, akward YES, gross not really.
Man that's still embarassing, lol.
Of course. But Im not too insecure to not being able to provide people with such information. Everybody has had his/her embarassing moments. Have you never been blocked HARD, for instance? Or got a 3pointer shot right into your fucking face? Things like that. Walking into my dad's room while porn is on and he's asleep is not the worst thing imagineable, I just switch the channel to sports and watch Dirk and the Mavs scoring the shit out of the opposing team :).
mauzip im not gay and ive never jacked off with my friends
but you jacked off to your friends
I still can't believe he watches his dad jack off....
I still can't believe he watches his dad jack off....I was going to do a photoshop, but I think I'll just let him keep talking. When he types, it's 10 times worse than anything I could come up with.
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.what about when he catches u like this...
Well what can i say? If you're happy being derided by the whole forum, it's all good.
I love myself.
Well what can i say? If you're happy being derided by the whole forum, it's all good.
Like if I get harmed when people intentionally misunderstand my posts due to their infinite inability in attacking me otherwise - which they wanna do so bad, caused by my outstanding ass-kickery I deliver on a regular basis. People are so pissed off without me even going at them, which can be a refreshing thing to know. Let's keep all laughing at something that never happened after reading a post that was aimed at amusing people and try to make up for the uncountable times I pissed you off without you being able to do shit about it this way. I love myself.
Lol.. you people just don't want to understand. I love my impact. Type one line, have a thread about it, 10-15 responses and maybe a few pics. I love how I can get to other people. I rule.
Well what can i say? If you're happy being derided by the whole forum, it's all good.
Like if I get harmed when people intentionally misunderstand my posts due to their infinite inability in attacking me otherwise - which they wanna do so bad, caused by my outstanding ass-kickery I deliver on a regular basis. People are so pissed off without me even going at them, which can be a refreshing thing to know. Let's keep all laughing at something that never happened after reading a post that was aimed at amusing people and try to make up for the uncountable times I pissed you off without you being able to do shit about it this way. I love myself.
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Well what can i say? If you're happy being derided by the whole forum, it's all good.
Like if I get harmed when people intentionally misunderstand my posts due to their infinite inability in attacking me otherwise - which they wanna do so bad, caused by my outstanding ass-kickery I deliver on a regular basis. People are so pissed off without me even going at them, which can be a refreshing thing to know. Let's keep all laughing at something that never happened after reading a post that was aimed at amusing people and try to make up for the uncountable times I pissed you off without you being able to do shit about it this way. I love myself.
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Don't worry Antonio... that's just 7even's reasoning for why he thinks people clown him. He gets sonned, but ignores it or is too dumb to realize it, and then later when people clown him, he thinks it's because they can't son him. He usually makes long posts with words that he makes up on the spot, like "ass-kickery" or dumb phrases like "infinite inability" (it's not his fault though, English is not his 1st language). Also, he assumes that because we're clowning him, it must mean that we're "pissed off". LOL I'm starting to feel sorry for this kid.
Well what can i say? If you're happy being derided by the whole forum, it's all good.
Like if I get harmed when people intentionally misunderstand my posts due to their infinite inability in attacking me otherwise - which they wanna do so bad, caused by my outstanding ass-kickery I deliver on a regular basis. People are so pissed off without me even going at them, which can be a refreshing thing to know. Let's keep all laughing at something that never happened after reading a post that was aimed at amusing people and try to make up for the uncountable times I pissed you off without you being able to do shit about it this way. I love myself.
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Don't worry Antonio... that's just 7even's reasoning for why he thinks people clown him. He gets sonned, but ignores it or is too dumb to realize it, and then later when people clown him, he thinks it's because they can't son him. He usually makes long posts with words that he makes up on the spot, like "ass-kickery" or dumb phrases like "infinite inability" (it's not his fault though, English is not his 1st language). Also, he assumes that because we're clowning him, it must mean that we're "pissed off". LOL I'm starting to feel sorry for this kid.
For real i dont understand him lol. I was discussing with him on the other topic, and he was explaining me what really happened, and that he had balls enought to write what happened in the forum. Then i watch this topic and he's saying he intentionally made that post as a joke. Then there's this post i didnt even understand! This dude does it all by himself. Next time we will see him quoting himself and explaining something to himself.
7even is like Cartman from SOuthpark...all the bad shit happens to him...but he plays it cool lol
Lol.. you people just don't want to understand. I love my impact. Type one line, have a thread about it, 10-15 responses and maybe a few pics. I love how I can get to other people. I rule.
I like your optimism. People make fun of you for watching your dad jack off, and you try to turn it around into meaning that you have an impact on people. LOLLL if only all retards/outkasts had your optimism
Well what can i say? If you're happy being derided by the whole forum, it's all good.
Like if I get harmed when people intentionally misunderstand my posts due to their infinite inability in attacking me otherwise - which they wanna do so bad, caused by my outstanding ass-kickery I deliver on a regular basis. People are so pissed off without me even going at them, which can be a refreshing thing to know. Let's keep all laughing at something that never happened after reading a post that was aimed at amusing people and try to make up for the uncountable times I pissed you off without you being able to do shit about it this way. I love myself.
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Don't worry Antonio... that's just 7even's reasoning for why he thinks people clown him. He gets sonned, but ignores it or is too dumb to realize it, and then later when people clown him, he thinks it's because they can't son him. He usually makes long posts with words that he makes up on the spot, like "ass-kickery" or dumb phrases like "infinite inability" (it's not his fault though, English is not his 1st language). Also, he assumes that because we're clowning him, it must mean that we're "pissed off". LOL I'm starting to feel sorry for this kid.
For real i dont understand him lol. I was discussing with him on the other topic, and he was explaining me what really happened, and that he had balls enought to write what happened in the forum. Then i watch this topic and he's saying he intentionally made that post as a joke. Then there's this post i didnt even understand! This dude does it all by himself. Next time we will see him quoting himself and explaining something to himself.
If retards could decide to be retarded and could change that situation any time, you could compare this.. but as that is not the case, you can't. It is my decision.So basically they're retards because they don't have a choice, and you on the other hand, choose to be a retard.
Well I'm just being creative and witty. If you think I don't know that "ass-kickery" isnt a real english word, I feel sorry for you. Same goes for the rest I always make up. I like making up creative neologisms. You're clowning me over something that is simply not true, it's like me clowning you about being french. Thank god Im not that immature. Also, as I already explained in another thread, my tone clearly shows that I wanted to make an amusing post. Im sick of explaining every genius part of my posts to everybody.
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Yeah my brother always catches me watching porn but he doenst do shit. He watches with me sometimes. Now my parents have never caught me watching porn. But if my mom caught me she wouldnt do anything really. But if my dad caught me I would get an ass beating.your brother watches you?
Yeah my brother always catches me watching porn but he doenst do shit. He watches with me sometimes. Now my parents have never caught me watching porn. But if my mom caught me she wouldnt do anything really. But if my dad caught me I would get an ass beating.your brother watches you?
Yeah my brother always catches me watching porn but he doenst do shit. He watches with me sometimes. Now my parents have never caught me watching porn. But if my mom caught me she wouldnt do anything really. But if my dad caught me I would get an ass beating.your brother watches you?
stop trying to be funny...When did I mention he watches me?
LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHA BIG AG HAS CIRCLE JERKS WITH HIS FRIENDS WHILE HIS SISTER WATCHES AND SE7EN AN HIS DAD WATCH EACH OTHER JERK OFF LMFAO.... PRICELESS.... AND JAMAL I USUALLY DONT LIKE YOU STEEZE, BUT YOU BEEN PRICELESS IN THIS THREAD WITH THE SHIT YOUR COMING UP WITH .
lmao one time we were in ISS its called In School Suspension its where ur in school but in one class room and u gotta stay there the whole day and u dont get to go to ur regular classes
anyways i was in there with my friend Ben and he had a hardcore porn magazine not no playboy it was worse and he put all these pictures on the teachers desk before lunch and after lunch we came back and the teacher saw it and he used 2 penciles to put the papers in the trash and he said he would give 3 bucks to the person who told him who did it and this dumb bitch ratted him out so he got suspended
it was the funniest shit ever...
I never been caught, but my parents won't mind, though it would still be embarresing
yeahlmao one time we were in ISS its called In School Suspension its where ur in school but in one class room and u gotta stay there the whole day and u dont get to go to ur regular classeskl; jlk
anyways i was in there with my friend Ben and he had a hardcore porn magazine not no playboy it was worse and he put all these pictures on the teachers desk before lunch and after lunch we came back and the teacher saw it and he used 2 penciles to put the papers in the trash and he said he would give 3 bucks to the person who told him who did it and this dumb bitch ratted him out so he got suspended
it was the funniest shit ever...
did she get the 3 bucks?
I developed a very unique way of masturbation where I don'y have to take my d i c k out of my pants, so that helped alot),
you people are worse than gypsies. u watch ur father play with his khram. u help him with the liquid explosion for the sexy time.
why would anybodys dad care?
when I was like 13 my mom saw a video on the screen, I wasnt jerkin it though
she told my dad and that fool said "so what"
it's probably a relief to any cool dad that their son is watching porn, it proves he aint no fruit loop
I agree.. I mean seriously.. what's the big deal about it? I mean, sex is something cool people do, right? Watching porn is like sex for young teenagers.. so what's uncool about it? In the I like big butts section the coolest people download videos.. seriously.. what the fuck is the big deal? I just don't understand.. period.
I don't get how people have fear for their parents to know.. it's like your parents have fear you to know that they have sex. But guess what, unless you're adopted, you're parents had sex. It is normal. Just like watching porn. Get over it. Fuckin ridiculous.
I don't feel like reading through all this shit, but is this the thread where 7even was telling us how him and his dad jack off to porn together?
I even left in the middle of a lecture during class to go home and erase his history for him. Shit is fuckin' comedy.
Lololololol your pops is in for it...
This topic was one of the many reasons i joined dubcnn, i thought this died ages ago but someone brought it back to life :o.
Well myself i never have been, then again i haven't really looked at it that much, i need to get me a new gyal it's boring being single :(.
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This topic was one of the many reasons i joined dubcnn, i thought this died ages ago but someone brought it back to life :o.
Well myself i never have been, then again i haven't really looked at it that much, i need to get me a new gyal it's boring being single :(.
yeah it is...fuckin' bitches gets old after a while...dat'z why I'm happy I gotta girl again 8)
I've never been caught but I've been caught having sex. This was like a year ago, when I was 16. My parents were in the house and I sneaked my girlfriend in. I guess my mom wanted to check up on me, so she went to the door. The door was locked (thank god) and she started knocking on it. I told my girlfriend to go to the shower and my mom went outside to see if my girlfriend's car was there and it was. When she came back, I had my clothing on and she asked me wtf is going on. I told her I was sleeping, but she didn't buy it. She started searching my room so then that's when I told her my gf is in the bathroom. Then she just said, "You were having sex huh?" And I just confessed and she started laughing. She told me to be safe and not to do this in the house, that I should rent a hotel or some shit. She left my room and my gf was hella embarrassed.
I've never been caught but I've been caught having sex. This was like a year ago, when I was 16. My parents were in the house and I sneaked my girlfriend in. I guess my mom wanted to check up on me, so she went to the door. The door was locked (thank god) and she started knocking on it. I told my girlfriend to go to the shower and my mom went outside to see if my girlfriend's car was there and it was. When she came back, I had my clothing on and she asked me wtf is going on. I told her I was sleeping, but she didn't buy it. She started searching my room so then that's when I told her my gf is in the bathroom. Then she just said, "You were having sex huh?" And I just confessed and she started laughing. She told me to be safe and not to do this in the house, that I should rent a hotel or some shit. She left my room and my gf was hella embarrassed.
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.
lmao @ 7even and his daddy
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.
LMAO. CLASSIC.
lmao @ 7even and his daddy
If this is true though (cause it sounds a bit over the top) then props to them.
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.the fuck?
when i was younger i didnt know how to delete my history and my moms was checking it and that was the time that there werent pop up blockers and she clicked on a picture that had a chick sucking a horses dick. it was the morning of my birthday and shes like happy birthday and turned on the monitor. i tried to tell her it wasnt me but she didnt buy it. she banned me from the computer for like 2 weeks but i went on it to look at porn when she was sleeping and then she checked it again and blamed that shit on my sisters, since she thought i didnt use the computer, and then they took the heat and she let me use it again. haha got away
this thread was great....memories.REAL TALK! TELL EM, P!
this thread was great....memories.REAL TALK! TELL EM, P!
You best check out all the other classic threads too, 7even's left the forums hasn't he? :laugh:
got caught once by my mum. she walked into my room to put my washed clothes in my wardrobe and there was a video of jessie summers suckin some dude off and i froze. i coudlnt hit ALT F4 in time and i didnt even turn the monitor off. and she wasnt looking at the screen when she walked in she just walked past the computer and when she came outta my walk in wardrobe she saw it. and she was like is this wat i pay the internet bill for! hell pissed off. i told her that my computer just got attacked by a virus and all these video pop ups are coming up and i need to register anti virus programme. and i dont think she belived me at all, but i had to say something, wasnt going to tell her that... umm yes i am looking at porn.
another funny story.
i caught my older brother watching porn. it was like very late at night and he was on the computer up stairs. and as u come up the set of stairs if you look to your left you can see the computer desk. and anyways there was a video file playing because there was constant light changes going on in the room because all the lights were off. and anyways i come up and i see the computer is on and he is sitting there. i look closley and see my brother has his hands in his pants and is jerking off...dude was making these funny ass faces....i was going to fuckin explode with laughter and tell him he is a fuckin retard and laugh at him but i saved him the embarrassment and went back down the stairs and just cracked up in my room.
got caught once by my mum. she walked into my room to put my washed clothes in my wardrobe and there was a video of jessie summers suckin some dude off and i froze. i coudlnt hit ALT F4 in time and i didnt even turn the monitor off. and she wasnt looking at the screen when she walked in she just walked past the computer and when she came outta my walk in wardrobe she saw it. and she was like is this wat i pay the internet bill for! hell pissed off. i told her that my computer just got attacked by a virus and all these video pop ups are coming up and i need to register anti virus programme. and i dont think she belived me at all, but i had to say something, wasnt going to tell her that... umm yes i am looking at porn.
another funny story.
i caught my older brother watching porn. it was like very late at night and he was on the computer up stairs. and as u come up the set of stairs if you look to your left you can see the computer desk. and anyways there was a video file playing because there was constant light changes going on in the room because all the lights were off. and anyways i come up and i see the computer is on and he is sitting there. i look closley and see my brother has his hands in his pants and is jerking off...dude was making these funny ass faces....i was going to fuckin explode with laughter and tell him he is a fuckin retard and laugh at him but i saved him the embarrassment and went back down the stairs and just cracked up in my room.
So you got kicks out of watching your brother jack off eh? :laugh:
got caught once by my mum. she walked into my room to put my washed clothes in my wardrobe and there was a video of jessie summers suckin some dude off and i froze. i coudlnt hit ALT F4 in time and i didnt even turn the monitor off. and she wasnt looking at the screen when she walked in she just walked past the computer and when she came outta my walk in wardrobe she saw it. and she was like is this wat i pay the internet bill for! hell pissed off. i told her that my computer just got attacked by a virus and all these video pop ups are coming up and i need to register anti virus programme. and i dont think she belived me at all, but i had to say something, wasnt going to tell her that... umm yes i am looking at porn.
another funny story.
i caught my older brother watching porn. it was like very late at night and he was on the computer up stairs. and as u come up the set of stairs if you look to your left you can see the computer desk. and anyways there was a video file playing because there was constant light changes going on in the room because all the lights were off. and anyways i come up and i see the computer is on and he is sitting there. i look closley and see my brother has his hands in his pants and is jerking off...dude was making these funny ass faces....i was going to fuckin explode with laughter and tell him he is a fuckin retard and laugh at him but i saved him the embarrassment and went back down the stairs and just cracked up in my room.
So you got kicks out of watching your brother jack off eh? :laugh:
lol well if u caught ur OLDER brother at it... you wouldn't find it funny?
I developed a very unique way of masturbation where I don'y have to take my d i c k out of my pants
^Ya'll must have some small ass dicks, then.
got caught once by my mum. she walked into my room to put my washed clothes in my wardrobe and there was a video of jessie summers suckin some dude off and i froze. i coudlnt hit ALT F4 in time and i didnt even turn the monitor off. and she wasnt looking at the screen when she walked in she just walked past the computer and when she came outta my walk in wardrobe she saw it. and she was like is this wat i pay the internet bill for! hell pissed off. i told her that my computer just got attacked by a virus and all these video pop ups are coming up and i need to register anti virus programme. and i dont think she belived me at all, but i had to say something, wasnt going to tell her that... umm yes i am looking at porn.
another funny story.
i caught my older brother watching porn. it was like very late at night and he was on the computer up stairs. and as u come up the set of stairs if you look to your left you can see the computer desk. and anyways there was a video file playing because there was constant light changes going on in the room because all the lights were off. and anyways i come up and i see the computer is on and he is sitting there. i look closley and see my brother has his hands in his pants and is jerking off...dude was making these funny ass faces....i was going to fuckin explode with laughter and tell him he is a fuckin retard and laugh at him but i saved him the embarrassment and went back down the stairs and just cracked up in my room.
So you got kicks out of watching your brother jack off eh? :laugh:
lol well if u caught ur OLDER brother at it... you wouldn't find it funny?
Sorry but i really wish Jamal was here. Your situation sounds too similar to 7even of him and his dad jacking off together :laugh:
thats cuz u need a magnify glass to see your penis dear lolno your vagina is just bigger then the licoln tunnel