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Title: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: King Tech Quadafi on September 28, 2002, 10:14:49 AM
A day in the life of NIK aka Elior Rubenstein


8:00 AM
Wake Up

9:00 AM- 4:00 PM
Go to School, (alot of homework in Grade 9, u know?)

4:30- 5:30
Call REL's house and hangs up
Leaves messages on his answering machine
"please come back"

5:30 - 6:30
Organizes the day to day affairs of Scitt Style Records
......LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6:30- 7:30
Calls Roccy fat

7:30
Makes a thread in Anything Goes about calling Roccy fat

8:00
Eats Dinner, he needs alot of food for that massive 5"4 frame

8:30
Checks answering machine to see if REL has called back

9:00 PM to 1:00 AM
gets another 5000 Posts in WCC

1:00 AM
Mom tucks him in to bed
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: bLaDe on September 28, 2002, 10:21:39 AM
lmao

 -{bLaDe}
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: MidnightPills on September 28, 2002, 10:26:24 AM
lol
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Nima - Dubcnn.com on September 28, 2002, 10:38:12 AM
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lol

Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: bez on September 28, 2002, 10:40:16 AM
Dam Prince Tech, you been spying on N.I.K again.  
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: lbc213 on September 28, 2002, 10:41:09 AM
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:. link=board=anything;num=1033244089;start=0#1 date=09/28/02 at 15:21:39]lmao

Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Reef on September 28, 2002, 10:48:05 AM
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Dam Prince Tech, you been spying on N.I.K again.  


LmAo
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 28, 2002, 10:50:19 AM
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Heres what I think of Tech:


He's an Afgan kid with a huge beard and a Taliban hat...He wears Afgan-Flag earings...He hates anyone who is Israeli, and he tries turing other people against Israel by making outrageous (and Bias) claims...He walks around at school all alone...He sports the Taliban hat and the Bin Laden beard, but yet, he wears Hip Hop Clothing, and walks around talking like he's black...People are always confused when they see him...When he has his first child, he will strap bombs around the kid, and point guns at him while taking pictures and sending it to the Israeli Government...



Well there's what i think of Tech...PeACE





^^Looks like this got to somone^^
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: DOC. da G.P.T...[METS][REX/MaB] on September 28, 2002, 11:44:28 AM
hehehe....you perv....stop stalkin' NIK ;D
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: S.G.V. on September 28, 2002, 01:24:46 PM
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4:30- 5:30
Call REL's house and hangs up
Leaves messages on his answering machine
"please come back"

5:30 - 6:30
Organizes the day to day affairs of Scitt Style Records
......LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6:30- 7:30
Calls Roccy fat

7:30
Makes a thread in Anything Goes about calling Roccy fat

8:00
Eats Dinner, he needs alot of food for that massive 5"4 frame

9:00 PM to 1:00 AM
gets another 5000 Posts in WCC

lol i can see all that shit really happening...lol...got damn man...hahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: ROCCY on September 28, 2002, 02:01:10 PM
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A day in the life of NIK aka Elior Rubenstein



6:30- 7:30
Calls Roccy fat

7:30
Makes a thread in Anything Goes about calling Roccy fat

8:00
Eats Dinner, he needs alot of food for that massive 5"4 frame

8:30
Checks answering machine to see if REL has called back

9:00 PM to 1:00 AM
gets another 5000 Posts in WCC

1:00 AM
Mom tucks him in to bed


Lmao@ You stalkin nick, dman I told him I saw this one dude that looks like sadam behind us, he never belived me....












































Lol, Jk..peace
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: ZILLA THA GOODFELLA on September 28, 2002, 02:40:36 PM

OMG....LMFAOOOOOOO







Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: budsmokeronly on September 28, 2002, 02:50:14 PM
LMAO
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Sub-Z on September 28, 2002, 03:28:47 PM
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OMG....LMFAOOOOOOO








Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: MidnightPills on September 28, 2002, 03:36:26 PM
lol@ that name Elior Rubenstein!!


[size=20]ELIOR!!![/size]
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: RAPQUAKE on September 28, 2002, 04:19:15 PM
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lol@ that name Elior Rubenstein!!


[size=20]ELIOR!!![/size]


ROFL@ UR FAT UGLY DYKE ASS!!!!!!!
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: MidnightPills on September 28, 2002, 04:23:25 PM
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ROFL@ UR FAT UGLY DYKE ASS!!!!!!!

lol@ your ugly too... looking like you all the shit and you look like a fuckin gay ass mother fucker........ you look like you sucked alot of cock in your days... and shit.. did you pluck your eyebrows??
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: ROCCY on September 28, 2002, 06:08:29 PM
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ROFL@ UR FAT UGLY DYKE ASS!!!!!!!



Lol @ this whole damn thread
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: BossPlaya on September 28, 2002, 06:23:54 PM
LMAO
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: RAPQUAKE on September 28, 2002, 06:45:25 PM
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lol@ your ugly too... looking like you all the shit and you look like a fuckin gay ass mother fucker........ you look like you sucked alot of cock in your days... and shit.. did you pluck your eyebrows??


LOL i bet Ur ugly ass would quickly bend down and suck my cock in real life haha thats for shure...lol u know i dont have shit wit u, jus it aint coo fuckin wit my boy SCCIT, SSR for life baby!

paz
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 28, 2002, 07:08:01 PM
The funny thing is that none of those claims are even close to how I am...The one I made about u is probably 100% accurate...This is all bullshit...


A day in the life of NIK aka Elior Rubenstein First off, that's not my last name...


8:00 AM
Wake Up
I wake up at 7

9:00 AM- 4:00 PM
Go to School, (alot of homework in Grade 9, u know?)
I'm not in 9th Grade, and I never do homework...

4:30- 5:30
Call REL's house and hangs up
Leaves messages on his answering machine
"please come back"
I talk to R-E-L once a year

5:30 - 6:30
Organizes the day to day affairs of Scitt Style Records
......LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I always got the backs of my SSR homies, just like they always have mine...It's about making music, not about affairs or whatever u wanna call it...

6:30- 7:30
Calls Roccy fat
Roccy isn't even THAT fat anymore...and I never call him fat...

7:30
Makes a thread in Anything Goes about calling Roccy fat
I never once made a thread about Roccy being fat...

8:00
Eats Dinner, he needs alot of food for that massive 5"4 frame
I'm 6'4" not 5'4"

8:30
Checks answering machine to see if REL has called back
Like I said, I rarely talk to R-E-L...

9:00 PM to 1:00 AM
gets another 5000 Posts in WCC
It took me 2 years to get 10,000 posts...How can I get 5000 posts in 4 hours?

1:00 AM
Mom tucks him in to bed
My mom is usually sleeping by 10 PM...




See, this is just more proof ure a liar who makes outrageous claims...


Now if u wanna peep the truth, check what I wrote about Tech (and what made mad enough to make a thread about me)




Heres what I think of Tech:  
 
 
He's an Afgan kid with a huge beard and a Taliban hat...He wears Afgan-Flag earings...He hates anyone who is Israeli, and he tries turing other people against Israel by making outrageous (and Bias) claims...He walks around at school all alone...He sports the Taliban hat and the Bin Laden beard, but yet, he wears Hip Hop Clothing, and walks around talking like he's black...People are always confused when they see him...When he has his first child, he will strap bombs around the kid, and point guns at him while taking pictures and sending it to the Israeli Government...  
 
 
 
Well there's what i think of Tech...PeACE
 

Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: HBKid_Jr on September 28, 2002, 07:28:02 PM
tech's was funnier,  *awaits niks,  a day in tha life of tom187um*
Title: LOL iRe: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: M Dogg™ on September 28, 2002, 07:48:32 PM
That shit was funny as fuck. Poor NIK... oh well.

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LOL i bet Ur ugly ass would quickly bend down and suck my cock in real life haha thats for shure...lol u know i dont have shit wit u, jus it aint coo fuckin wit my boy SCCIT, SSR for life baby!


If you would have a cock, it'd more than likely be small as fuck so no girl would suck your shit, 'cause they too busy laughing. Oh I ain't got shit with you, just it ain't cool fucking with my sister.
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 28, 2002, 08:01:10 PM
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tech's was funnier,  *awaits niks,  a day in tha life of tom187um*



His was funnier, but was less accurate...
Title: Re: LOL iRe: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka S
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 28, 2002, 08:02:43 PM
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That shit was funny as fuck. Poor NIK... oh well.






Poor NIK? This shit doesn't move me...Its just stupid is fuck...If it was true, it would probably get me pissed, but it's just rediculous...PeAce
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: MidnightPills on September 28, 2002, 08:46:07 PM
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LOL i bet Ur ugly ass would quickly bend down and suck my cock in real life haha thats for shure...lol u know i dont have shit wit u, jus it aint coo fuckin wit my boy SCCIT, SSR for life baby!

paz

I dont have shit with NIK either... he just has a funny name and looks kinda normal...  i didnt mean anything personal by it..... all i have to say about you is.. dont be calling anyone on this board ugly or gay... because you are the most gay lookin mother on the plant with your want to be rugged look...


sorry to you NIK... if you took it personal... i just think you have a funny name.. rather rare if you ask me....
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 28, 2002, 08:48:37 PM
Elior Rubenstine isnt my name...Tech made that shit up...He made the whole thing up...PeACE
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Pillow on September 28, 2002, 09:15:39 PM
lol this shit had me laughing when i first seen it, but then i was like damn, tech aint nottin but a bitch ass towel head that likes to build replica world trade centers with his legoes then knock them down with paper planes...
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 28, 2002, 09:22:06 PM
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lol this shit had me laughing when i first seen it, but then i was like damn, tech aint nottin but a bitch ass towel head that likes to build replica world trade centers with his legoes then knock them down with paper planes...




LMFAO!
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: ILL-Logic-AL on September 29, 2002, 12:53:22 AM
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ROFL@ UR FAT UGLY DYKE ASS!!!!!!!


:D

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tech aint nottin but a bitch ass towel head that likes to build replica world trade centers with his legoes then knock them down with paper planes...


:D
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: bez on September 29, 2002, 03:33:01 AM
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Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Shoe_whore on September 29, 2002, 03:44:30 AM
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LMAO
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Smooth on September 29, 2002, 08:45:20 AM
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LOL
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: DOC. da G.P.T...[METS][REX/MaB] on September 29, 2002, 04:34:08 PM
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hehehehe......
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 29, 2002, 05:51:37 PM
Is it me or has the board gone retarded? WTF is so funny about Bez typing EliorRubinstein a lot of times? Please answer this...Tell me what's funny about that, cuz I want to laugh too...
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: MidnightPills on September 29, 2002, 05:54:41 PM
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Is it me or has the board gone retarded? WTF is so funny about Bez typing EliorRubinstein a lot of times? Please answer this...Tell me what's funny about that, cuz I want to laugh too...

LOL@RUBENSTEIN................................




I THINK THAT IS A FUNNY NAME... SOWWIE.. IT IS JUST FUNNY.........   ;)
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: ROCCY on September 29, 2002, 07:17:49 PM
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tech aint nottin but a bitch ass towel head that likes to build replica world trade centers with his legoes then knock them down with paper planes...



That was immature..
Title: Re: LOL iRe: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka S
Post by: M Dogg™ on September 29, 2002, 07:21:04 PM
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Poor NIK? This shit doesn't move me...Its just stupid is fuck...If it was true, it would probably get me pissed, but it's just rediculous...PeAce


You are getting mad. And how would you know Tech's life, he lives in Toronto, living a college student life, and yes a lot of college students, even in the United States, don't like G-Dubs world politics.
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Pillow on September 29, 2002, 08:30:45 PM
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That was immature..

lol roccy, u dont even know what immature means
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: King Tech Quadafi on September 30, 2002, 06:24:23 AM
LOL at this whol;e thread

LOL at Rap Quake standing up for his lil girlfriends

lol at NIK for sayin i wasnt accurate yet your description of me was so on the mark rite?

Lol at this faggot Tinman, get off deez nuts ill serve all u , ill slap ya mouth, and diss you in Keystyle, u guys cant touch me, i just made a laughin stock outta all yall

eat a dick

AFGHAN FOR LIFE
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: bez on September 30, 2002, 11:46:13 AM
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Is it me or has the board gone retarded? WTF is so funny about Bez typing EliorRubinstein a lot of times? Please answer this...Tell me what's funny about that, cuz I want to laugh too...


Nevermind mate, you proberly wouldent understand.  
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Pillow on September 30, 2002, 05:14:45 PM
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LOL at this whol;e thread
Lol at this faggot Tinman, get off deez nuts ill serve all u , ill slap ya mouth, and diss you in Keystyle, u guys cant touch me, i just made a laughin stock outta all yall

AFGHAN FOR LIFE

lol u aint serve no 1 u fuckin bitch ass america hatin terriost. and if u wanna be afghan for life go ahead, aint shit to be proud of
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: King Tech Quadafi on September 30, 2002, 05:25:24 PM
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lol u aint serve no 1 u fuckin bitch ass america hatin terriost. and if u wanna be afghan for life go ahead, aint shit to be proud of



listen up u ignorant racists fuck, u aint on my level, u havent made a decent thread in the Hall, and I served you wit one verse,,, you not on my level, get ya brakes tweaked
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Pillow on September 30, 2002, 05:33:20 PM
^^ stop smokin that afghan refa, u fuckin idiot. i aint respondin to no mo of ur threads, aint worth my time
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: King Tech Quadafi on September 30, 2002, 06:12:00 PM
biitch u called me a fuckin terrorist, u know how many mufuckaz here in Toronto got they fuckin jaw tapped for callin me that?

biitch im puttin u on the spot, go in the "All Americans step in here" thread, and explain to the board how im a terrorist, biatch
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: "THE" MoSav on August 06, 2006, 12:53:05 AM
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Heres what I think of Tech:
 
 
He's an Afgan kid with a huge beard and a Taliban hat...He wears Afgan-Flag earings...He hates anyone who is Israeli, and he tries turing other people against Israel by making outrageous (and Bias) claims...He walks around at school all alone...He sports the Taliban hat and the Bin Laden beard, but yet, he wears Hip Hop Clothing, and walks around talking like he's black...People are always confused when they see him...When he has his first child, he will strap bombs around the kid, and point guns at him while taking pictures and sending it to the Israeli Government...
 
 
 
Well there's what i think of Tech...PeACE




^^Looks like this got to somone^^
That was fuckin hilarious ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Sikotic™ on August 06, 2006, 01:21:19 AM
This better be in the classics thread.
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Miss NWA Whoorider on August 06, 2006, 09:33:02 AM
omg         ahhahahha elior? lol
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 06, 2006, 12:42:14 PM
omg         ahhahahha elior? lol


I thought it was dolphins who laugh...Whale away. :-X
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Mac 10 † on August 06, 2006, 01:24:50 PM
HAHAHA.  classic thread :D
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: LAKERS_FAN89 on August 06, 2006, 02:06:30 PM
lol
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Þŕiņçë on May 04, 2009, 09:02:28 AM
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Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: PLANT on May 04, 2009, 10:40:26 AM
2009 edition....coming soon to a JCC near you
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Jaydc555 on May 04, 2009, 11:01:29 AM
Meh I liked my day in the life of nik better.
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Cali Climate on May 04, 2009, 11:44:45 AM

 he wears Hip Hop Clothing, and walks around talking like he's black...People are always confused when they see him
 
 

 :D
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: herpes on May 04, 2009, 06:42:12 PM
Day in the life of NIK 09 version

*elior, roccy, and floyd are sitting in a circle having a smoke session*

Elior:  I can't wait for Sccit Style records to take off.  Everyone says it won't take it off like Kobe can't win a championship by himself.  But I know he can because me and Kobe are one in the same, we're kindred spirits.

Roccy: we goin be living off the fatta' the lan, right boss ?

*floyd passes blunt to roccy*

Elior:  It's not your turn stupid *smacks roccy and takes blunt*

Roccy:  Uhhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm sorry boss

*knocking on bed room door*

Elior's mom:  Honey whats the matter is everything alright.

Elior: Yes mom..... *whispers* quick guys put the blunt out before my mom finds out and takes away my allowance.

Mom:  Honey whats going on in there, you better not have a girl in there and you better not be smoking drugs.

Elior: Ummmm Ummm everything is alright Mom * whispers* Quick baby get in the closet*

Roccy: But I thought we were out of the closet baby *runs towards closet

Elior: Don't ever question the VP of Scitt Style records *grabs Roccy*

*Floyd wobbles towards closet*

Floyd:  I CAN'T FIT IN I JUST CAN'T DO IT

Elior: Quick Roccy get the butter from under my bed, we got some greasing to do.

Roccy: My cats breathe smells like cat food

*mom kicks the door in*

Mom: OH MY MOSES, ELIOR WHAT....

Elior:  MY NAME IS SCITT THE SHIT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU SCITT THE SHIT

*mom smacks NIK*

Mom: What did I tell you about using language like that, no Mazta Ball soup for you tonight.  And why aren't you wearing your yarmulke.  Ov Vay if your father sees you

Elior: I'm sorry mommy.  I swear on Barbara Streisand it will never happen again.

Mom: Damn it shit stick

Elior: SCITT THE SHIT, OY HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU

*mom smacks nik again*

Mom: How many times have I told you not to bother your fathers clients

*puts arm around floyd*

Mom: Come here Mr. Stay Puft I am so sorry my son bothered you today, don't worry we will punish him for this.  But don't worry I'll call up a flatbed service first and have you hauled out of here.


Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: PLANT on May 04, 2009, 06:47:45 PM
Day in the life of NIK 09 version

*elior, roccy, and floyd are sitting in a circle having a smoke session*

Elior:  I can't wait for Sccit Style records to take off.  Everyone says it won't take it off like Kobe can't win a championship by himself.  But I know he can because me and Kobe are one in the same, we're kindred spirits.

Roccy: we goin be living off the fatta' the lan, right boss ?

*floyd passes blunt to roccy*

Elior:  It's not your turn stupid *smacks roccy and takes blunt*

Roccy:  Uhhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm sorry boss

*knocking on bed room door*

Elior's mom:  Honey whats the matter is everything alright.

Elior: Yes mom..... *whispers* quick guys put the blunt out before my mom finds out and takes away my allowance.

Mom:  Honey whats going on in there, you better not have a girl in there and you better not be smoking drugs.

Elior: Ummmm Ummm everything is alright Mom * whispers* Quick baby get in the closet*

Roccy: But I thought we were out of the closet baby *runs towards closet

Elior: Don't ever question the VP of Scitt Style records *grabs Roccy*

*Floyd wobbles towards closet*

Floyd:  I CAN'T FIT IN I JUST CAN'T DO IT

Elior: Quick Roccy get the butter from under my bed, we got some greasing to do.

Roccy: My cats breathe smells like cat food

*mom kicks the door in*

Mom: OH MY MOSES, ELIOR WHAT....

Elior:  MY NAME IS SCITT THE SHIT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU SCITT THE SHIT

*mom smacks NIK*

Mom: What did I tell you about using language like that, no Mazta Ball soup for you tonight.  And why aren't you wearing your yarmulke.  Ov Vay if your father sees you

Elior: I'm sorry mommy.  I swear on Barbara Streisand it will never happen again.

Mom: Damn it shit stick

Elior: SCITT THE SHIT, OY HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU

*mom smacks nik again*

Mom: How many times have I told you not to bother your fathers clients

*puts arm around floyd*

Mom: Come here Mr. Stay Puft I am so sorry my son bothered you today, don't worry we will punish him for this.  But don't worry I'll call up a flatbed service first and have you hauled out of here.





ROFLMAO BWAHAHAHAHAHA that was classic!!!
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Moe on May 04, 2009, 07:57:32 PM
lol. good find
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Scitt
Post by: Sikotic™ on May 04, 2009, 07:59:21 PM
LMAO @ swearing on Barbara Streisand.
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Skitt
Post by: Proc pka KP on May 21, 2021, 10:31:32 PM
These haters are lame
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Skitt
Post by: Duck Duck Doggy on May 22, 2021, 09:56:53 AM
These haters are lame

Shut up this is a classic thread
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Skitt
Post by: TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96' on May 23, 2021, 02:39:32 AM
Shut up this is a classic thread

No doubt... Tech was a legend at the dubb, true O.G.
Title: Re: A Day in the Life of Now_I_Know aka Skitt
Post by: Sccit on May 30, 2021, 09:50:34 PM
No doubt... Tech was a legend at the dubb, true O.G.


he still posts at the coli .. left the dub on stuck over a decade ago