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Title: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: davida.b. on March 30, 2005, 11:01:00 PM
It's got a date now: May 10th. Here's the tracklist:

01: the time is now
02: don't fuck with us
03: flow easy
04: right now
05: make it loud
06: just another day
07: summer flings
08: keep frontin'
09: we didn't want you to know
10: bad, bad man
11: running game
12: beantown
13: this is how we roll
14: know the rep
15: what now
16: chain gang is the click
17: if it all ended tomorrow

This is gonna be even better than The Chronic and 36 Chambers  8)
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: MANBEARPIG. on March 30, 2005, 11:03:00 PM
awwww You CANT SEE ME!
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 30, 2005, 11:28:37 PM
If it's gonna be some shitty WWE production then hell no.
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: The Watcher on March 31, 2005, 12:18:45 AM
i think Esoteric handled all of the production didn't he?
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 31, 2005, 12:19:37 AM
i think Esoteric handled all of the production didn't he?

He can be dope at times.
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: madsamoan on April 01, 2005, 08:18:18 AM
Another Hip Hop Classic! Five Mics says The Source...
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: -Euthanasia- on April 01, 2005, 09:19:05 AM
esoteric is an emcee. 7l is the producer. but we've heard 3 song from him thus far, plus the remix he was on with murs, and all have been dope. good underground production that does sound like 7l, or jedi mind tricks

'Jake One, who has done beats for E-40 and Gift of Gab (Blackalicious) recorded a half-dozen songs for the new album by WWF wrestler John Cena. "I think one of the songs is gonna be his entrance music," Dutton says with some bemusement. Still, if the gig doesn't exactly promise a truckload of hip-hop credibility, it's made the producer popular in other quarters. "I've got a couple friends who are wrestling fans, and they tell me he can rap, so who knows?" he says. "And my wife's niece and nephew are die-hard fans, and I got them autographed pictures, so I'm a hero to them."'
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: madsamoan on April 01, 2005, 07:41:51 PM
Jake One,He's a cool producer. I think he's from Seattle or Vancouver. First time i heard him was when he did a couple beats for this Samoan cat named Kutfather from San Diego a few years back.
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: Westside Soldier on April 01, 2005, 11:08:19 PM
Imma Buy this cd. 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: Shallow on April 02, 2005, 07:41:18 AM
I'll buy this and put it right next to my Hulk Hogan rap CD, and once I get my hands on Macho Man's album, I'll have the holy trinity of hip hop albums at my disposal.
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over on April 02, 2005, 08:04:08 AM
^lol
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: ARYC on April 02, 2005, 08:29:54 AM
give the guy a chance , maybe it'll rank up there with "blood in my eye" as in "meh , i'm not gonna listen to it again , but hey i listened to it"
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: madsamoan on April 02, 2005, 09:14:48 AM
I'll buy this and put it right next to my Hulk Hogan rap CD, and once I get my hands on Macho Man's album, I'll have the holy trinity of hip hop albums at my disposal.


^
Funny shit but Hulk Hogan never put out a rap album.
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: Shallow on April 02, 2005, 09:29:59 AM
I'll buy this and put it right next to my Hulk Hogan rap CD, and once I get my hands on Macho Man's album, I'll have the holy trinity of hip hop albums at my disposal.


^
Funny shit but Hulk Hogan never put out a rap album.


http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000008PE1/102-1258120-9306545?v=glance
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: Shallow on April 02, 2005, 10:02:42 AM
Here are some links to some of the best hip hop tracks ever recorded;


Hulk Hogan's "Beach Patrol" (a timeless classic)

http://s38.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=151DJ5B5EBOG330GW4PQPF9RSP


Hulk Hogan's "I want to be a Hulkamaniac" (a little message for the kids)

http://s38.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=27544VQN84QYK1UH5347J45IJR


Hulk Hogan's "Hulkster in Heaven" (a touching ballad about a dearly departed fan, but only for those who know Hulk's fabricated story. To most it sounds like a love ballad. Since most girls don't know the story, this is a sure fire way to get them in the sack. It's very sexy  8)).


http://s38.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3AEBR1YAIC4X91Z5LMO2S83VSG


Hulk Hogan's "Hulkster's Back" (Listen Hulk rip it up Slim Shady style)


http://s38.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=29EOI0JRPDHVL3AAG8QWN3NUK0



and now here's a song that perfectly sums up why Hogan did all this;


http://s38.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0Y11N47NS2KRS392M1LNBX9DT5



I hope all you enjoy the greatness. (someone let me know if I should move this to the Hook up Spot, eventhough this should hardly be considered a hook up.)






Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: kellyboy on April 02, 2005, 12:19:51 PM
LOL im not sure yet...ill probably check out some tracks tho
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: MANBEARPIG. on April 02, 2005, 04:14:31 PM
I'll buy this and put it right next to my Hulk Hogan rap CD, and once I get my hands on Macho Man's album, I'll have the holy trinity of hip hop albums at my disposal.

I got that Macho man but I cant Upload it, im on dial up :-\
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: 'DsR' on April 03, 2005, 12:18:10 PM
is he goona be rapping about wrestling in every song...
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: Sikotic™ on April 03, 2005, 08:49:18 PM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY CHECK OUT THE PYTHINS BABAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!! THE HULKSTERS BACK

This shit is bangalangin!
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: Trauma-san on April 03, 2005, 10:41:36 PM
Here's something I don't get, somebody explain it to me.  Seriously.


Why does John Cena have ANY fucking fans?  He's a total joke, he's a wigger who can't rap.  He's a total stereotype, plus he thinks he's talented, but clearly isn't.  Is there anybody alive who really thinks this guy sounds good, or the stuff he writes is good?  How many times can you say I'll take off that mask, and beat your (point the microphone to the crowd and they all yell ass)?  It's just simple stupid uninspired bullshit, and yet people cheer and yell and jump up and down everytime he comes out, saying the most childish horrible nonsensical lyrics ever. 

On top of that, he does stupid shit like wave his hand in front of his face, and say "You can't see me".  Is that supposed to be clever? Is that supposed to be like some cool shit that only he thought up?  It's rediculous, he looks like a fucking baboon doing that shit, and he doesn't just do it once, so we can forgive him.  No; he's got to do it EVERY FUCKING TIME he gets anywhere near another wrestler.  Sometimes he does it in mirrors, or in interviews and shit. 

If a white guy like that (ergh, sans the huge muscles he has) showed up in a club doing that shit, he'd get laughed THE FUCK out the door.  Yall got the NERVE to talk shit about Vanilla Ice, but yet give this motherfucker a player pass?  I'll never understand the attraction there. 
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: davida.b. on April 03, 2005, 10:49:47 PM
Well, actually, I was just joking.
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: -Euthanasia- on April 03, 2005, 10:52:46 PM
his character is that of a wigger. he debuted it, and his freestyling, at a WWE costume party where he was dressed as Vanilla Ice. people like it. he kept doing it. wrestlers have catch phrases that they repeat. fans 'pop' upon hearing these catch phrases. other wrestlers cant see him. his album will be one of the best of the year. some of his battle raps are stupid, some are clever.he is your new champion but is, inexplicably, a worse wrestler than the last champion. both are wrestling gods.
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: Sikotic™ on April 04, 2005, 12:16:22 AM
I guess Austin flippin the bird is so much better than Cena waving his hand in his face.
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: Leggy Hendrix on April 04, 2005, 04:13:06 AM
the reviews for that hulk cd are hilarious...
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: Trauma-san on April 04, 2005, 07:17:51 AM
Well, all of it's kind of silly... but this is now outside the realm of wrestling.  People are going to buy a cd he did, that's nuts.  At least with the Hulkster's, it was for kids, John Cena's shit can't even be played around kids. 
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: Shallow on April 04, 2005, 08:18:22 AM
Here's something I don't get, somebody explain it to me.  Seriously.


Why does John Cena have ANY fucking fans?  He's a total joke, he's a wigger who can't rap.  He's a total stereotype, plus he thinks he's talented, but clearly isn't.  Is there anybody alive who really thinks this guy sounds good, or the stuff he writes is good?  How many times can you say I'll take off that mask, and beat your (point the microphone to the crowd and they all yell ass)?  It's just simple stupid uninspired bullshit, and yet people cheer and yell and jump up and down everytime he comes out, saying the most childish horrible nonsensical lyrics ever. 

On top of that, he does stupid shit like wave his hand in front of his face, and say "You can't see me".  Is that supposed to be clever? Is that supposed to be like some cool shit that only he thought up?  It's rediculous, he looks like a fucking baboon doing that shit, and he doesn't just do it once, so we can forgive him.  No; he's got to do it EVERY FUCKING TIME he gets anywhere near another wrestler.  Sometimes he does it in mirrors, or in interviews and shit. 

If a white guy like that (ergh, sans the huge muscles he has) showed up in a club doing that shit, he'd get laughed THE FUCK out the door.  Yall got the NERVE to talk shit about Vanilla Ice, but yet give this motherfucker a player pass?  I'll never understand the attraction there. 


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I hope you realize people in their 20s were saying the exact same thing about Hogan, and even Dusty when they entered the wrestling secene.

I'll buy the Cena CD because I expect a good laugh, just like I did with Hogan's CD. I also doubt how many kids actually bought the Hogan CD because he released it in 95 when all his fans weren't as young. In all fairness, Cena isn't completely terrible. I heard him on the Murs track, Hustle, and although he didn't steal the show, he didn't completely ruin it, like Hulk or Savage would have.

http://www.definitivejux.net/av/player.php?id=17&filetype=highvideo


Cena comes in at the end.
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: -Euthanasia- on April 04, 2005, 09:23:57 AM
dont buy Cena for a laugh you jack-off, he is serious about hip hop and is working with some of the undergrounds finest to put together a piece of art that will be enjoyed for years to come. have some respect
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: makaveli11 on April 04, 2005, 09:32:08 AM
Here's something I don't get, somebody explain it to me.  Seriously.


Why does John Cena have ANY fucking fans?  He's a total joke, he's a wigger who can't rap.  He's a total stereotype, plus he thinks he's talented, but clearly isn't.  Is there anybody alive who really thinks this guy sounds good, or the stuff he writes is good?  How many times can you say I'll take off that mask, and beat your (point the microphone to the crowd and they all yell ass)?  It's just simple stupid uninspired bullshit, and yet people cheer and yell and jump up and down everytime he comes out, saying the most childish horrible nonsensical lyrics ever. 

On top of that, he does stupid shit like wave his hand in front of his face, and say "You can't see me".  Is that supposed to be clever? Is that supposed to be like some cool shit that only he thought up?  It's rediculous, he looks like a fucking baboon doing that shit, and he doesn't just do it once, so we can forgive him.  No; he's got to do it EVERY FUCKING TIME he gets anywhere near another wrestler.  Sometimes he does it in mirrors, or in interviews and shit. 

If a white guy like that (ergh, sans the huge muscles he has) showed up in a club doing that shit, he'd get laughed THE FUCK out the door.  Yall got the NERVE to talk shit about Vanilla Ice, but yet give this motherfucker a player pass?  I'll never understand the attraction there. 
^LMAO...
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: Shallow on April 04, 2005, 09:35:39 AM
dont buy Cena for a laugh you jack-off, he is serious about hip hop and is working with some of the undergrounds finest to put together a piece of art that will be enjoyed for years to come. have some respect


As long as it says WWE sponsored on it, I won't expect much.
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: -Euthanasia- on April 04, 2005, 10:32:58 AM
its not written by stephanie and produced by jim johnson
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: Shallow on April 04, 2005, 01:46:22 PM
its not written by stephanie and produced by jim johnson


I just hope WWE Writers don't write any of his rhymes like they do his baby face promo raps.
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: White-Chocolate on April 04, 2005, 05:11:17 PM
haha did anyone download those hogan tracks.

best track is Hulkster's back,
best lines.... "whats up dude" (right at the beginning lol), "Hey check out the pythons baby, would you look at that, the hulksters back" (in the chorus), "yo ted turner you wanna arm wrestle", "check out the pump chump", "oh look at that new vein in my triceps" haha that shit is real funny
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: Skindiana bon3z on April 04, 2005, 05:18:31 PM
not me
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: ecrazy on May 08, 2005, 01:53:46 PM
I kinda Actually like the first single "bad Bad Man" the video is up @ wwe.com, check it out
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: jpm on May 08, 2005, 01:58:52 PM
noooooo the hulk hogan tracks are down .. reup plz !
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: Deeez Nuuuts on May 08, 2005, 04:34:17 PM
This wigger's album is actually better than Eminem's.
...That's not saying it's an amazing album though, but it wasn't as bad as I was expecting.
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: White-Chocolate on May 08, 2005, 10:50:29 PM
anyone have a couple tracks i could check out?
what's his style like?
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: Fuck Your Existence on May 09, 2005, 04:16:42 AM
lol @ this thread
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: madsamoan on May 09, 2005, 05:32:31 PM
Although he's "over" with wrestling fans as they are giving him such a big push by giving him the belt at Wrestlemania, His in-ring skills are far from impressive and his gimmick is really getting old like your Grandma's coochie. As for his rap album, I'm pretty sure it's going to make an impressive debut on the Billboard charts but it will quickly fade away in a heartbeat but Columbia is backing it all up and East Coast Legend Freddie Foxx made a appearance in his "Bad,Bad Man" video which by the way, Is one of the worst,cheesiest, low budget rap videos i've ever seen in my life. Four minutes of my life was wasted watching that video....lol
John Cena, Good luck with the rap cd but stick to wrestling.
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: The Watcher on May 09, 2005, 06:02:00 PM
freddie foxx is on a few tracks on the album, Cena's skills are average @ rappin, but he'll get better as time goes on
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: 805Cyclone on May 10, 2005, 01:02:37 AM
I wouldnt listen to this cd if they paid me to. Hes the 2005 version of Vanilla Ice.
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: Shallow on May 10, 2005, 07:42:05 PM
noooooo the hulk hogan tracks are down .. reup plz !


Give me a day or two and I'll re-up them.
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: Bomb-A® on May 11, 2005, 10:21:10 AM
i like when he pumps his shoes :)
Title: Re: So.....who's going to buy the John Cena album?
Post by: Trauma-san on May 11, 2005, 03:27:19 PM
I saw the video on RAW monday, and actually thought it wasn't half bad.  Damn, shows what I know!