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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Suga Foot on May 16, 2005, 10:21:46 AM
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alright so it's Saturday night, we're goin to the club. There was about 15-20 of us there. I got a ride with some guys I didn't really know. So I got there about 20 minutes before the rest of my friends. So I'm sittin on a couch, all of a sudden my friends walk in. They came with my ex girls 2 best friends. I was kinda pissed off, because now I know that anything I do tonight, they're gonna tell my ex girl about it. So I had to chill for the most part. It didn't help that there were $2.00 tequila shots that night either. So anyway, we partied at the club or whatever, and we get back to the car, I got a ride back with them cuz we were goin to my friends house. The girls get in, and just passed the fuck out. One of them passed out with her head in my lap, and she started biting on the inside of my leg. I didn't know what the hell she was tryin to do, so I just let is slide. So we get back to my boys house and we continued drankin. The girls just went straight into the bedroom and passed out, so we called up some other girls to come party with us. So everybodys partying, smoking, drinking, having a good time. The guys house it was had gone out to some other girls house for a lil bit, and when he gets back, he goes into his room, and all we hear is "WHAT THE FUCK!?" so we all go into the room, and we see a big wet spot in the carpet, and one of the girls (the one that was biting me) standing in the room with her g-string around her ankles. The other one was asleep on the couch with her titty hanging out (that was dope). So this girl had actually pissed on the carpet in my boys room. Straight up. She peed on his floor. I didnt even belive it at first, but it did happen. So some of the other girls helped her out and put her back to bed. The next morning I couldn't even look at her. She treid talking to me, and I just ignored her. lol. That was the weirdest shit I had ever seen. She just lost any respect that I had for her.
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lol, i know such stories. i once heard about a guy who slept at his girlfriendīs house and in the middle of the night he got up, waking her up too, and just took a piss in the corner of the bedroom like there was nothing to it lol...i donīt know how people can be that drunk, iīd get fucking hospitalized before iīd do shit like that
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lmao at her peeing on the floor,that is just so gross.
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i know someone that peed on someones phone in their living room... same guy also put loads of stuff in a fridge one day...
its just about knowing you limits
i never get that outta control.. if i drink too much i throw up before losing control.. only one time i lost like 3 hours in a black spot.. but thats all...
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when im drunk, i can still use my brains a lil bit
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I know of a lot of guys that used to get drunk like that. But I've never heard of a chick being like that. It's just nasty.
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hahaha classic.
Check this.... My boy popped a couple of pills and drank a pine of hennessy the other day, mixed chemicals, not good, so he passed the fuc out for hours. We wake his ass up by hittin him and shit, he gets up finally, walks hella fast through the party, everyone turns around looking at him thinking he is going to do something. So he gets to the kitchen of the house, pulls down the oven door and starts pulling his pants down to shit on there thinking it's the toilet in the bathroom. This one cat pushes the oven door up like wtf you doing nigga, so he's like MOVE and pulls it down again to shit on there. By this time the whole fuckin party is in the kitchen looking at this, I don't think I've laughed that much this whole year. He's there with his pants half way down and everyone keeps pushing the oven door back up like dawg you can't do this! So eventually they take his ass to the bathroom by pulling him in there, this idiot crashes in the bathroom and shits all over the ground, but what's even funnier is he left chunks of shit on the carpet when he was getting pushed in the bathroom, so yea, his life is over. But the moral of the story is don't mix pills with hard alcohol.
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^LMAO!!!
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haha funny shit.
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man i almost pissed in the fridge once, i sleep walked downstairs, open the fridge, dropped my dacks, then just in the nic of time i realised im trippin out 8)
but yeah some punk at my mates party pissed on the living room wall, after that he was bleeding unconscious outside :-\
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lol...holy shit thats fucked up...i remember last year i walked in on this couple fuckin in the washroom, the chick was getting fucked doggystyle with both her hands in the toilet lol
I told everyone in the party about it...the chick never showed her face to another party
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lol
About a year ago we were at this party in my mates flat. Another of my mates got really drunk and was sick, so we put him in a bedroom. a little while later the party is dyin down and al of a sudden we hear a window smashin. "HOLY SHIT COOSKY JUST FELL OUT THE FUCKIN WINDOW!!" so we all run up stairs and open the door expectin the worst. But there is Cossky staggerin about holdin his head. HE was so drunk he thot it was the doorway and put his head through it lol. Then as we all entered the room we could smell somethin. "HOLY FUCK COOSKY SHIT HIMSELF" the dirty bastard had shit himself and no one would touch him, so some guy got phoned to come and take care of it. He stripped him down and put him in the shower were he just stood mumblin.
Bad thing is he has both pissed and shit himslef in public again since the incident
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^^^^ damn thats nasty, how you could get that fucked to shit ureself is beyond me :-X
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Haha you should write a book man. Interesting shit happens to you or around you.
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the only disgusting thing like that thatīs happened to me was when i went home with a hot ass girl and in the middle of the night while both of us was asleep she pissed herself and she was 20 years old. and whatīs even worse is that i didnīt notice it until the morning. now i know that pissed myself when i was like 2 years old but to be doin it at 20 is just retarded.
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this is a dope ass fucken thread, keep the tales comin, peace.
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I know of a lot of guys that used to get drunk like that. But I've never heard of a chick being like that. It's just nasty.
hes talking about me , i got wrecked on new years a few years ago, chugged a 26 of crown and supposedly shit on some guys floor. i dont remember anything but i thing it happened cuz in the morning i had racing stripes in my underwear! hahahahahahaha
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LMAO! My dad once told me about a time that he and my uncle went and spent the night at a girls house, and this girl had a baby, and my uncle was drunk as hell, and he got up in the middle of the night, and started pissin in the crib, lucky for him that the baby was gone for the night, but my dad always brings it up when they start drinking.....funny shit....ive never seen anyone piss themselves or anything though
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I know of a lot of guys that used to get drunk like that. But I've never heard of a chick being like that. It's just nasty.
hes talking about me , i got wrecked on new years a few years ago, chugged a 26 of crown and supposedly shit on some guys floor. i dont remember anything but i thing it happened cuz in the morning i had racing stripes in my underwear! hahahahahahaha
you left out the best part. You were drunk, you broke into someones house, then shit on the floor and took off. lol
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Adon you should have taken some pics of that chick, embarass the bitch for fuckin up your night, bein your X's homegirl and all.
I got quite a few of these stories involve the same cat Joe.
the first one was this time we all went to Tijuana to a club since we are minors, anyway we go through asll this shit and almost everyone got too fucked up to drive an shit so we call Joe's girl's sister to pick us up across the border so she gets the most drunk and drives them back over so I take my homie will's car and he takes joe's car cuz joe was one of the fucked up ones, anyway we get back to Miche;;e, joe's girl's house and they go upstairs to fuck, so they go and fuck we leave and the next day Joe goes man check this out, I was fuckin michlle and we finished so she went to sleep and he woke up stood up and pisssed all over the wall, not the corner, but all over the middle of it, shit was gross.
another one was a week after spring break this year and my homie Joe did NOX(like dustoff) for the first time so he really likes it I guess and he and his 13 YO brother two of his friends and one of their older sisters finds some industrial air conditioner and start huffin the fumes inside the vent thing fuckin passes out and pisses his pants, now remember hes hangin out with a bunch of 13 14 and 16 year olds, he's 19 like 2 hours later he wakes up soakin wet and the 16 yo girl woke him up cuz they were all drunk an shit huffin AC fumes. So later on these kids are all fucked up and start pukin all over the back of his truck in the middle of a mcdonalds parking lot. Turns out later on that day he fucks the 16 YO chick still smel;ling of his own urine.
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Savage
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Haha, my friend pissed in a girls house at a party we were at for fun.
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Sorta reminds me of this:
Here my friend Anthony is pouring beer down the back of the dudes pants, from a Beer Bong.
(http://www.geocities.com/dvl999/thecrewguy.jpg)
Here is a Corona bottle sticking out of his ass.
(http://www.geocities.com/dvl999/bottleinbutt.jpg)
Good ol' Anthony misusing the Handle side of the Shovel.
(http://www.geocities.com/dvl999/anthony1.jpg)
Now it's the Shovel side!
(http://www.geocities.com/dvl999/anthony2.jpg)
The Homie Selvin posing with the guy passed out. Note, that is not beer on his pants, it IS piss. He went to piss, but just as he was about to do the deed, he began throwing up and forgot unzip his pants. WOOPS!
(http://www.geocities.com/dvl999/selvinguy.jpg)
So we stacked beer cans on him.
(http://www.geocities.com/dvl999/beerontop1.jpg)
A few more.
(http://www.geocities.com/dvl999/beerontop2.jpg)
Then the homie Ramon sticks the box on the dudes head.
(http://www.geocities.com/dvl999/ramondrunkguy.jpg)
We pose with him.
(http://www.geocities.com/dvl999/thecrewbeerontop2.jpg)
A few times.
(http://www.geocities.com/dvl999/thecrewbeerontop3.jpg)
Then stick another box and some beer on him and pose.
(http://www.geocities.com/dvl999/thecrewbeerontop.jpg)
What you are looking at is the beer, but the front was piss, straight up!
(http://www.geocities.com/dvl999/takingoutguy.jpg)
We couldn't walk him to my house, which is literally a block away cuz he was too big. Thank God for the 1 seater, competely stripped Toyota Tercel, that I barely fit in cuz dude took up all the room.
(http://www.geocities.com/dvl999/elliotdoesnotfit.jpg)
I posted it before, but it was appropriate to post again! LOL. I was a yooooungster here.
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^^^^ LMAO!!! that shit had me rollin homie....that shit is fuckin funny
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damn that is gross...was she hot?
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I couldnt stop laughin at SGV's pics.
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damn that is gross...was she hot?
she was until she peed on the floor
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my friend let us have the keys to his house while him and his family went away on vacation. so the rules were no sleeping, having people over, or drinking there, or going upstairs lol. unfortuantely we broke those rules, and to make a long story short, after a night of partying we are all wasted, and go into this kids room, now against his door inside he had somehow stacked shit against the door, that was impossible to put exact after opening it, so we were fucked. anyway so we were crashin in this kids bed i was sharing the bed wit my buddy. he gets up after layin down for like 20 min, turns around unzips his jeans, and starts pissing in the bed. i hop up like what thefuck are u doing, and run to the otehr rooms to tell the rest of my boys. so we rush in the room and he is laying passed out in a computer chair with his dick out lol we are crackin up. at noon the next day they were gonna be back from vacation, so all we could do to clean was wash the sheets, flip over the matress, and try to dry the headboard, which was fabric and the piss soaked into. so we try the best we can but the room be smelling like piss, so at the end of the year, this is in october, and its senior year, and in june, we are siging yearbooks, and my friend writes in the kids book, just to let you know i pissed all over your bed and headboard, and thats why it smelled like piss lol. man that was some funny shit.
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LOL @ the shovel in his ass ;D
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hahaha classic.
Check this.... My boy popped a couple of pills and drank a pine of hennessy the other day, mixed chemicals, not good, so he passed the fuc out for hours. We wake his ass up by hittin him and shit, he gets up finally, walks hella fast through the party, everyone turns around looking at him thinking he is going to do something. So he gets to the kitchen of the house, pulls down the oven door and starts pulling his pants down to shit on there thinking it's the toilet in the bathroom. This one cat pushes the oven door up like wtf you doing nigga, so he's like MOVE and pulls it down again to shit on there. By this time the whole fuckin party is in the kitchen looking at this, I don't think I've laughed that much this whole year. He's there with his pants half way down and everyone keeps pushing the oven door back up like dawg you can't do this! So eventually they take his ass to the bathroom by pulling him in there, this idiot crashes in the bathroom and shits all over the ground, but what's even funnier is he left chunks of shit on the carpet when he was getting pushed in the bathroom, so yea, his life is over. But the moral of the story is don't mix pills with hard alcohol.
LMAO
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LMAO I'll never get enough of those pics SGV posted... Shit is funny everytime.
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Are you all fucking crazy? Whats so bad about not pissing in the bathroom? The amount of times I have pissed somewhere else in my house while drunk can't be counted on one hand. If your laid out in bed after a long session then the last thing you want to do is get up and go all the way to the toilet.
Once had a mate who got so drunk he shit himself. His excuse was that he passed out, someone entered his room, pulled his trousers down, shitted in his boxers, then pulled his trousers back up. Classy.
Oh and if you want to fuck around with drunk people, wait until they fall asleep, take some chocolate buttons and shove about 6 into thier arse crack. When they wake up the next morning they see thier brown stained gusset and think the worst. If you really want to go for the shock factor, when they wake up put your hand down the back of said persons pants, pull out a finger full of chocolate and eat it. Disgust and madness follows.
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^^ thats dirty... your still lickin ass crack you dirty bastard.
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Well technically your not licking the fellas arse crack. Just EATING chocolate that has been on his ass. Licking makes it seem homosexual. I should also point I have never done it, but have witnessed it.
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Well technically your not licking the fellas arse crack. Just EATING chocolate that has been on his ass. Licking makes it seem homosexual. I should also point I have never done it, but have witnessed it.
:grumpy:
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eating pussy/licking pussy = hetero
eating ass/licking ass = homo
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What about licking a birds arsehole? I would only do it in the right circumstances. If she had just got out of the bath and was a real looker then I would. If it was the end of a night out and she was a bit of a munter then I'd fuck her off and make her lick my ass.
Oh and to go back, your not actually eating or licking arse. Your just eating chocolate that happens to have spent the night on someones arse. I was in stiches when I saw it.
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^^lmao thatīs wild homo tho.
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This was during a lads holiday abroad. We had all spent the first couple of days fucking and degrading dirty sluts who deserved it. Nobody on the holiday had ANY homosexual tendencies what so ever. Trust me, if your truly confident with your own sexuality eating chocolate that has been packed into a mans arse crack is perfectly fine. I should point out that he didnt swollow the chocolate, he just put it in his mouth and once the schoolgirl giggles had stopped spat it out.
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf.php
;D
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That was horrible and degrading Seer, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Kids these days eh? No moral values whatsoever.
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Oh and if you want to fuck around with drunk people, wait until they fall asleep, take some chocolate buttons and shove about 6 into thier arse crack. When they wake up the next morning they see thier brown stained gusset and think the worst. If you really want to go for the shock factor, when they wake up put your hand down the back of said persons pants, pull out a finger full of chocolate and eat it. Disgust and madness follows.
Damn your fucking disgusting homie. :puke:
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That was horrible and degrading Seer, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Kids these days eh? No moral values whatsoever.
lol
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Alright you want disgusting eh? Well I know a lad who was smashing a bird in her parents bedroom at a party. Anyway they are both drunk as fuck, he starts rummaging in the bedside drawer and pulls out her parents dildo. She hasn't got a clue whats going on, so he shoves her parents dildo up their precious daughters fanny. When he retold the story I laughed, then thought about it for a bit and came to the conclusion that it was sick as fuck. Oh well, she still doesn't know.
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Oh and if you want to fuck around with drunk people, wait until they fall asleep, take some chocolate buttons and shove about 6 into thier arse crack. When they wake up the next morning they see thier brown stained gusset and think the worst. If you really want to go for the shock factor, when they wake up put your hand down the back of said persons pants, pull out a finger full of chocolate and eat it. Disgust and madness follows.
Damn your fucking disgusting homie. :puke:
Bet the next time you see a mate pass out your gonna consider it though right?
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Are you all fucking crazy? Whats so bad about not pissing in the bathroom? The amount of times I have pissed somewhere else in my house while drunk can't be counted on one hand. If your laid out in bed after a long session then the last thing you want to do is get up and go all the way to the toilet.
Once had a mate who got so drunk he shit himself. His excuse was that he passed out, someone entered his room, pulled his trousers down, shitted in his boxers, then pulled his trousers back up. Classy.
Oh and if you want to fuck around with drunk people, wait until they fall asleep, take some chocolate buttons and shove about 6 into thier arse crack. When they wake up the next morning they see thier brown stained gusset and think the worst. If you really want to go for the shock factor, when they wake up put your hand down the back of said persons pants, pull out a finger full of chocolate and eat it. Disgust and madness follows.
WTF. sicko
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How is it weird that some1 peed on the floor when they're drunk passed out.
OMG
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1- props on those pics, thats fuckin hillarious
2- dope storries, funny as shit, i love the funny shit that happens wen people get drunk
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lmao at sgv..those pics are awesome!
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hahaha classic.
Check this.... My boy popped a couple of pills and drank a pine of hennessy the other day, mixed chemicals, not good, so he passed the fuc out for hours. We wake his ass up by hittin him and shit, he gets up finally, walks hella fast through the party, everyone turns around looking at him thinking he is going to do something. So he gets to the kitchen of the house, pulls down the oven door and starts pulling his pants down to shit on there thinking it's the toilet in the bathroom. This one cat pushes the oven door up like wtf you doing nigga, so he's like MOVE and pulls it down again to shit on there. By this time the whole fuckin party is in the kitchen looking at this, I don't think I've laughed that much this whole year. He's there with his pants half way down and everyone keeps pushing the oven door back up like dawg you can't do this! So eventually they take his ass to the bathroom by pulling him in there, this idiot crashes in the bathroom and shits all over the ground, but what's even funnier is he left chunks of shit on the carpet when he was getting pushed in the bathroom, so yea, his life is over. But the moral of the story is don't mix pills with hard alcohol.
OOHHH SHIT!! i havent had a laugh like that in days....it gets u by surprise especially the part where he goes to the bathroom...i thought "okay then he went to the bathroom and went on the toilet" but then he shit on the ground anyway....loool......very funny shit!!
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hahaha classic.
Check this.... My boy popped a couple of pills and drank a pine of hennessy the other day, mixed chemicals, not good, so he passed the fuc out for hours. We wake his ass up by hittin him and shit, he gets up finally, walks hella fast through the party, everyone turns around looking at him thinking he is going to do something. So he gets to the kitchen of the house, pulls down the oven door and starts pulling his pants down to shit on there thinking it's the toilet in the bathroom. This one cat pushes the oven door up like wtf you doing nigga, so he's like MOVE and pulls it down again to shit on there. By this time the whole fuckin party is in the kitchen looking at this, I don't think I've laughed that much this whole year. He's there with his pants half way down and everyone keeps pushing the oven door back up like dawg you can't do this! So eventually they take his ass to the bathroom by pulling him in there, this idiot crashes in the bathroom and shits all over the ground, but what's even funnier is he left chunks of shit on the carpet when he was getting pushed in the bathroom, so yea, his life is over. But the moral of the story is don't mix pills with hard alcohol.
LMAO! Too bad this didn't happen when I was up there. I'd a been dying. haha. Have you seen dude since?
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