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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Elevz on September 24, 2005, 05:47:00 PM
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This is actually a true story. I've just sent this e-mail out to a girl... Well... Read the story and you know what's up. And yes, I know the name "Marinka" sounds silly in english. It sounds silly in dutch too. This letter was originally written in dutch, this is only a translation. The original version of the letter, in dutch, you can find at the bottom of this post. Enjoy.
Dear Marinka,
Last night, you seemed kind of out of control. I felt like I had to get an important message to you off my chest, but you seemed kind of focused on showing me an "upskirt" through your webcam. Unfortunately, you missed out on the actual message. I find it rather unfortunate to tell you this through an e-mail, but I'm afraid you won't get the message if I try otherwise.
Ever since the moment you tried to get in touch with me, I knew it. We're two types you would like to perfectly match, but unfortunately it wasn't meant to be. To me, it seemed quite obvious nothing would ever grow between us. I tried telling you the gentile way, but you just didn't get the message. Now to me, this isn't purely about the outside, although I'm not the type to fall in love with curly haired females with a male look. Throughout time, I learned to look past the looks, although your inner side didn't really succeed in touching me either.
Add to that, the fact that I've been with my girlfriend for a short while now. It seems like even tonight through MSN you didn't understand me when I brought this up. My girlfriend has a pair of beautiful breasts, and even though they may not be quite as big as yours, their shape definately deserves to be awarded. I have to say I'm really content with them, thus I'm not really interested in your "upskirts" through MSN messenger's webcam service. I'm sorry for you to have to find out this way. You were so much obsessed, I couldn't get the message through to you in any other way. Once again, apologies for this untactful way of handling business.
I hope this e-mail has somewhat cleared up the entire situation to you. In case I hurt your feelings, I'm really sorry but so be it. Conversating with you has been a neverending story anyway. From this very moment on, you're no longer in my msn friends list. You can reply to this e-mail - as a matter of fact I'd love to hear a response from you. I'm really sorry it had to end this way. I just feel like in no way you've got what I'm looking for in a girl to be my girlfriend. I sincerely wish you good luck in finding a possibly fitting boyfriend for your future. If you look hard enough, I'm sure you will find him.
Ruben.
Original message, in dutch:
Beste Marinka,
Vanavond leek je nogal over je toeren. Ik wilde je graag iets vertellen maar je was behoorlijk gefocust op het laten zien van een "upskirt" via je webcam. Helaas - de eigenlijke boodschap heb je gemist. Ik vind het erg spijtig dat zoiets via een e-mail over moet komen, maar op een andere manier denk ik niet dat mijn boodschap goed op je over zal komen.
Al sinds het moment dat je contact met me zocht had ik het door. We zijn twee types waarvan jij graag zou willen dat het bij elkaar zou passen, maar helaas. Het lag er overduidelijk bovenop dat het nooit iets tussen ons zou worden. Ik heb geprobeerd dit je op subtiele wijze duidelijk te maken, maar je ving het simpelweg niet op. Nou gaat dit niet puur over het uiterlijk, hoewel ik van nature niet val op krullebollen met een mannelijke look. Ik heb in de loop der tijd geleerd verder te kijken dan alleen het uiterlijk, hoewel je innerlijk me ook niet echt wist te raken. Helaas. Ik vrees dat je gewoon absoluut mijn type niet bent.
Daar bovenop komt het feit dat ik sinds enige tijd een vriendin heb. Blijkbaar drong dit zelfs vanavond op MSN niet goed tot je door. Mijn vriendin heeft een prachtig paar borsten, en hoewel ze misschien niet zo groot als die van jou zijn, zijn ze minstens zo goed gevormd. Ik ben er zeker tevreden mee, en heb dan ook weinig behoefte aan jouw "upskirts" via de webcam. Het spijt me dat je er op deze manier achter hebt moeten komen. Je was dusdanig geobsedeerd dat ik het je niet op een andere manier duidelijk heb kunnen maken. Wederom excuses voor deze ontactvolle wijze.
Ik hoop dat de situatie je door deze e-mail iets duidelijker geworden is. Als ik hiermee je gevoelens gekwetst heb dan spijt me dat maar so be it. Het converseren met jou was sowieso al een verhaal zonder einde. Ik heb je vanaf nu dan ook niet meer in mijn vriendenlijst van MSN staan. Antwoorden op deze e-mail kan wel - graag zelfs. Het spijt me dat het op een dergelijke manier tot een einde heeft moeten komen. Je bent gewoon op alle vlakken niet wat ik in een meid zoek. Ik wens je veel geluk toe bij het zoeken naar een eventuele passende vriend voor de toekomst. Wie zoekt zal vinden.
Ruben
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LMAO @ you having an internet girlfriend and breaking up with her cuz you found a new one
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LMAO @ you having an internet girlfriend and breaking up with her cuz you found a new one
Nope. She has never been anything like "an internet girlfriend" to me. More like, someone who felt obsessed with me. I never took her seriously, but she just wouldn't listen, lol.
She's a girl who says she knows me from college, I just never even noticed her. She noticed me though. So she tried to get in touch with me through msn... Sigh, I wish she never had ;D
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Nou gaat dit niet puur over het uiterlijk, hoewel ik van nature niet val op krullebollen met een mannelijke look.
LOL!!
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LMAO @ you having an internet girlfriend and breaking up with her cuz you found a new one
Nope. She has never been anything like "an internet girlfriend" to me. More like, someone who felt obsessed with me. I never took her seriously, but she just wouldn't listen, lol.
She's a girl who says she knows me from college, I just never even noticed her. She noticed me though. So she tried to get in touch with me through msn... Sigh, I wish she never had ;D
So you admit that you've never actually met this girl??? LOL...
"I felt like I had to get an important message to you off my chest"... LOL
"I find it rather unfortunate to tell you this through an e-mail, but I'm afraid you won't get the message if I try otherwise." NO SHIT... you only know her on the fucking internet LOL
"To me, it seemed quite obvious nothing would ever grow between us." LOL.. well you could've sent her a link to a movie... and both of you could watch it on the computer at the same and consider it a date
"From this very moment on, you're no longer in my msn friends list....I'm really sorry it had to end this way." LMAO... WHAT.... THE.... FUCK...
I dunno.... but this whole thing is just fucking hilarious to me... you're a fucking chump
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LMAO @ you having an internet girlfriend and breaking up with her cuz you found a new one
Nope. She has never been anything like "an internet girlfriend" to me. More like, someone who felt obsessed with me. I never took her seriously, but she just wouldn't listen, lol.
She's a girl who says she knows me from college, I just never even noticed her. She noticed me though. So she tried to get in touch with me through msn... Sigh, I wish she never had ;D
So you admit that you've never actually met this girl??? LOL...
"I felt like I had to get an important message to you off my chest"... LOL
"I find it rather unfortunate to tell you this through an e-mail, but I'm afraid you won't get the message if I try otherwise." NO SHIT... you only know her on the fucking internet LOL
"To me, it seemed quite obvious nothing would ever grow between us." LOL.. well you could've sent her a link to a movie... and both of you could watch it on the computer at the same and consider it a date
"From this very moment on, you're no longer in my msn friends list....I'm really sorry it had to end this way." LMAO... WHAT.... THE.... FUCK...
I dunno.... but this whole thing is just fucking hilarious to me... you're a fucking chump
lmao, guess what... Would I have posted this if this was all serious? This is about some random ugly ass girl being obsessed... Not about me having any feelings towards her. Don't get it twisted.
Now let's all have a laugh.
(http://members.chello.nl/b.hiddink/marinka.jpg)
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Yeah let's all have a laugh at you LOL... I honestly can't believe this is real... no joke... it seems like one of those made up stories to make people laugh.... but you're for real.. which is fucking sad.
Let's say this really happened the way you said it did... with her "seeing you at school and finding your MSN"... LOLLL what the fuck I don't even know what to say... I can't believe you don't see how fucking gay this is... "To me, it seemed quite obvious nothing would ever grow between us" ... LMFAO.. who the fuck says that shit to someone who just randomly messages them... "Throughout time, I learned to look past the looks, although your inner side didn't really succeed in touching me either." I don't know what to say man... I'm not even trying to insult you or anything... but fuck..
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Yeah let's all have a laugh at you LOL... I honestly can't believe this is real... no joke... it seems like one of those made up stories to make people laugh.... but you're for real.. which is fucking sad.
Let's say this really happened the way you said it did... with her "seeing you at school and finding your MSN"... LOLLL what the fuck I don't even know what to say... I can't believe you don't see how fucking gay this is... "To me, it seemed quite obvious nothing would ever grow between us" ... LMFAO.. who the fuck says that shit to someone who just randomly messages them... "Throughout time, I learned to look past the looks, although your inner side didn't really succeed in touching me either." I don't know what to say man... I'm not even trying to insult you or anything... but fuck..
You never had any lessons on being polite? You would just tell a girl "You're ugly. Period."
Oh, matter of fact, that's kinda what I did too ;D
And it wasn't really like she just started randomly messaging me. She's been bothering me on msn for a long time, I'm just glad I got rid of her now. As you may have noticed, during this e-mail I tried getting as many lame punches in as possible. Hell yeah. Face the truth, bitch!
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/cyberlovah.html
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I'm just glad I got rid of her now. As you may have noticed, during this e-mail I tried getting as many lame punches in as possible. Hell yeah. Face the truth, bitch!
Wow, you're such a cyber-pimp... you really showed her who's the man.... LMAO are all you Dutch people this fucking weird and gay...
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Maybe something's wrong with you if there's not a single person in your msn buddy list you know better through the internet than through real life. Oh wait, your buddy list is empty?
Really, I've had diffent types of relationships that started with MSN contacts before. For example, girls that friends of mine hooked me up with, (they didn't speak to each other often) whom I ended up dating. I don't really see what's wrong with that, although I definately prefer starting off with some real contact.
Video had me cracking tho... Props on that.
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LMAO... I honestly can't believe you're serious...
but to answer your question... the only people on my AIM list are people I actually know...
Really, I've had diffent types of relationships that started with MSN contacts before...
although I definately prefer starting off with some real contact.
NO WAY??? LMFAO... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/cyberlovah.html
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LMFAO as what Jamal's saying............ so true :laugh:
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haha yeah.. i mean everyone on my buddy list ive met in real life. unless its like dubcnn cats overseas or some shit. ahha this shit isp retty hilarious, why didnt you just block her from ur buddy list ? instead of writing her a long ass letter. hahhaha.
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Yead Id block her too,without writing any emails,but OMG,she's so fuckin ugly :puke:
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her name perfectly fits her appearance too. marinka is definitely a name for a cack ass bitch.
goddamn she looks so fugly. definitely pass for a guy if she had the right haircut. why didnt u just block her from the moment u saw a picture. there should be no second hesitation.
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why didnt u just block her from the moment u saw a picture. there should be no second hesitation.
lol seriously, why are you even dealing with this? :laugh: :eh: :grumpy:
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There's a certain fun factor in pissing of girls like this. Hence why I also wrote this letter. I was trying to tell her through msn but she went offline just before I could flap out "LISTEN, you're not even listening to me. Are you fucking blind or something? You're ugly and I don't want you. Fuck off." The message was returned because she had only just gone offline ::)
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I'm just glad I got rid of her now. As you may have noticed, during this e-mail I tried getting as many lame punches in as possible. Hell yeah. Face the truth, bitch!
Wow, you're such a cyber-pimp... you really showed her who's the man.... LMAO are all you Dutch people this fucking weird and gay...
He does not represent dutch people in any way. To be honest,, after reading this post i felt ashamed to be dutch.
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:spam:
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I'm just glad I got rid of her now. As you may have noticed, during this e-mail I tried getting as many lame punches in as possible. Hell yeah. Face the truth, bitch!
Wow, you're such a cyber-pimp... you really showed her who's the man.... LMAO are all you Dutch people this fucking weird and gay...
He does not represent dutch people in any way. To be honest,, after reading this post i felt ashamed to be dutch.
Oh fuck you, lol. Apparently you guys don't even understand the situation. I'm over here dissing this ugly lady, and that suddenly makes me gay and an embarasment to my country? What the fuck...
why didnt u just block her from the moment u saw a picture. there should be no second hesitation.
I've never even considered speaking to her in real life. This has nothing to do with hesitation. I've just been dissing her on msn all the time without her even noticing. Such a dumb bitch she is.
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(http://members.chello.nl/b.hiddink/marinka.jpg)
well at leats she's a natural blond :-\ don't see that often
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you make the real Dutch players look bad....
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LMAO @ the CyberPimp still thinking this is normal and not weird/pathetic in any way...
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^^^^ :laugh: everything you've written in this thread has been true and hilarious
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LMAO @ the CyberPimp still thinking this is normal and not weird/pathetic in any way...
If only you would listen to what others are saying, huh!
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I don´t even know if I should post in this thread, but I´m just wondering how this would have turned out if Jamal had not posted. (not judging Elevz´ letter OR Jamal´s post, but yeah, you might know what I mean)
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It would've turned out the same way... I was just the first to point it out...
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It would've turned out the same way... I was just the first to point it out...
I´m not so sure about that. But since it´s hypothetical there´s no point really discussing it
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im fuckin confused, but i think having an internet girlfriend is a lil weird.
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You're a good guy, man. I know I wouldn't have the patience to break it down to a girl that nicely and politely. I don't know too many guys who would.
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You're a good guy, man. I know I wouldn't have the patience to break it down to a girl that nicely and politely. I don't know too many guys who would.
Uhhh...
I tried telling you the gentile way, but you just didn't get the message. Now to me, this isn't purely about the outside, although I'm not the type to fall in love with curly haired females with male looks.
Nicely and politely? ;D
im fuckin confused, but i think having an internet girlfriend is a lil weird.
Me too. In no way you should consider her a internet girlfriend of mine. Just some random obsessed stupid ugly ass female.
Maybe the letter wasn't all that self explanatory, because a lot of people seem to kinda misunderstand the point :P
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You're a good guy, man. I know I wouldn't have the patience to break it down to a girl that nicely and politely. I don't know too many guys who would.
Uhhh...
I tried telling you the gentile way, but you just didn't get the message. Now to me, this isn't purely about the outside, although I'm not the type to fall in love with curly haired females with male looks.
Nicely and politely? ;D
Hey man, honesty too ;D
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isnt Marinka in russian for Marina but for a lil gurl? and LMAO at the email man
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LMAO some people have no shame...
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i already predict this one to eventually grow to be one of wcc's most memorable thread. i sense the potential.
could you imagine this butch ass bitch trying to send an upskirt. fucking see a dick or somethin.
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i already predict this one to eventually grow to be one of wcc's most memorable thread. i sense the potential.
could you imagine this butch ass bitch trying to send an upskirt. fucking see a dick or somethin.
Yeah but that ain't what makes this situation so funny.... the fact that this cyber Don Juan here thinks it's normal to have a girlfriend on the internet... and then write her a long ass e-mail about shit not working out to get the point across instead of just blocking her ass or something.... and this dude still doesn't see anything weird with that.... I dunno man... I guess some people just have A+ internet personalities to take advantage of
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LOL this didnt quite turn out the way you wanted, huh!
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i already predict this one to eventually grow to be one of wcc's most memorable thread. i sense the potential.
could you imagine this butch ass bitch trying to send an upskirt. fucking see a dick or somethin.
Yeah but that ain't what makes this situation so funny.... the fact that this cyber Don Juan here thinks it's normal to have a girlfriend on the internet... and then write her a long ass e-mail about shit not working out to get the point across instead of just blocking her ass or something.... and this dude still doesn't see anything weird with that.... I dunno man... I guess some people just have A+ internet personalities to take advantage of
^HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
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i already predict this one to eventually grow to be one of wcc's most memorable thread. i sense the potential.
could you imagine this butch ass bitch trying to send an upskirt. fucking see a dick or somethin.
Yeah but that ain't what makes this situation so funny.... the fact that this cyber Don Juan here thinks it's normal to have a girlfriend on the internet... and then write her a long ass e-mail about shit not working out to get the point across instead of just blocking her ass or something.... and this dude still doesn't see anything weird with that.... I dunno man... I guess some people just have A+ internet personalities to take advantage of
props on your, ehem, impact in this thread, but you´re twisting facts. There´s no evidence at all she was an "internet girlfriend" of his, she just molested him and sent him upskirts and shit. The other thing is that he took is time to write her a long ass e-mail. And lol at the video
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lol, who got clowned more? That Marinka girl or Elevz
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lol, who got clowned more? That Marinka girl or Elevz
lol, I know it wasn't me who got clowned (apart from by ignorant fools like Jamal who won't even bother trying to understand the situation...)
By the way, Kill, she WANTED to show me her upskirt bollocks through the webcam service on msn messenger, but I had to turn her down. I never let her get that far.
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lol, who got clowned more? That Marinka girl or Elevz
lol, I know it wasn't me who got clowned (apart from by ignorant fools like Jamal who won't even bother trying to understand the situation...)
You calling me a fool? Wait... so you have some random transsexual with down-syndrome talk to you online... and then you feel that it's not going to "work out" between you two... and you write her/it a long ass e-mail about how you gotta break down the news.... and then you feel like a pimp cuz you told her off... when in fact you're a fucking nerd to begin with... seriously if you write long ass e-mails to tell some random beast on the internet that you can't talk to her ugly ass anymore... what the fuck do you do when you actually break up with a girl in real life (if that were ever to occur... since you like to keep relationships through the wire)... after all this you call me a fool? LOL fucking faggot get the fuck outta here with that bullshit... you say I'm weird for only having people I actually know in real life on my buddy list... LOLLL what the fuck kinda shit is that... lemme guess... I must be weird for boning bitches in real life instead of beating my meat to some transsexual oger with down-syndrome on a webcam like you huh?
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lol, who got clowned more? That Marinka girl or Elevz
lol, I know it wasn't me who got clowned (apart from by ignorant fools like Jamal who won't even bother trying to understand the situation...)
You calling me a fool? Wait... so you have some random transsexual with down-syndrome talk to you online... and then you feel that it's not going to "work out" between you two... and you write her/it a long ass e-mail about how you gotta break down the news.... and then you feel like a pimp cuz you told her off... when in fact you're a fucking nerd to begin with... seriously if you write long ass e-mails to tell some random beast on the internet that you can't talk to her ugly ass anymore... what the fuck do you do when you actually break up with a girl in real life (if that were ever to occur... since you like to keep relationships through the wire)... after all this you call me a fool? LOL fucking faggot get the fuck outta here with that bullshit... you say I'm weird for only having people I actually know in real life on my buddy list... LOLLL what the fuck kinda shit is that... lemme guess... I must be weird for boning bitches in real life instead of beating my meat to some transsexual oger with down-syndrome on a webcam like you huh?
LMFAO PWNEDDD!!!!!!
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transsexual with down-syndrome
Perfect fuckin description lmfao
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lol, who got clowned more? That Marinka girl or Elevz
lol, I know it wasn't me who got clowned (apart from by ignorant fools like Jamal who won't even bother trying to understand the situation...)
You calling me a fool? Wait... so you have some random transsexual with down-syndrome talk to you online... and then you feel that it's not going to "work out" between you two... and you write her/it a long ass e-mail about how you gotta break down the news.... and then you feel like a pimp cuz you told her off... when in fact you're a fucking nerd to begin with... seriously if you write long ass e-mails to tell some random beast on the internet that you can't talk to her ugly ass anymore... what the fuck do you do when you actually break up with a girl in real life (if that were ever to occur... since you like to keep relationships through the wire)... after all this you call me a fool? LOL fucking faggot get the fuck outta here with that bullshit... you say I'm weird for only having people I actually know in real life on my buddy list... LOLLL what the fuck kinda shit is that... lemme guess... I must be weird for boning bitches in real life instead of beating my meat to some transsexual oger with down-syndrome on a webcam like you huh?
^ROFLMFAO!!!
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LOL@ Jamal breaking niggas off
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LOL@ Jamal breaking niggas off
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lol, who got clowned more? That Marinka girl or Elevz
lol, I know it wasn't me who got clowned (apart from by ignorant fools like Jamal who won't even bother trying to understand the situation...)
You calling me a fool? Wait... so you have some random transsexual with down-syndrome talk to you online... and then you feel that it's not going to "work out" between you two... and you write her/it a long ass e-mail about how you gotta break down the news.... and then you feel like a pimp cuz you told her off... when in fact you're a fucking nerd to begin with... seriously if you write long ass e-mails to tell some random beast on the internet that you can't talk to her ugly ass anymore... what the fuck do you do when you actually break up with a girl in real life (if that were ever to occur... since you like to keep relationships through the wire)... after all this you call me a fool? LOL fucking faggot get the fuck outta here with that bullshit... you say I'm weird for only having people I actually know in real life on my buddy list... LOLLL what the fuck kinda shit is that... lemme guess... I must be weird for boning bitches in real life instead of beating my meat to some transsexual oger with down-syndrome on a webcam like you huh?
LOL, you gettin clowned elevz!
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this has turned into a very interesting thread. Everybody who wants to learn about how to get a bandwagon going can learn a lot in here, and I´m not being sarcastic
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Let me break it down. Don't even know why because your ignorant ass will still refuse to listen, but I'll do it anyway.
You calling me a fool? Wait... so you have some random transsexual with down-syndrome talk to you online... and then you feel that it's not going to "work out" between you two... you write her/it a long ass e-mail about how you gotta break down the news....
Ever heard of this thing called diplomacy? Apparently not. There's a lot left for you to learn in this world.
and then you feel like a pimp cuz you told her off... when in fact you're a fucking nerd to begin with...
Feeling like a pimp? What makes you conclude I was feeling like that? Just because I wrote her a sarcastic letter full of harsh truths packed up the diplomatic way because she was so stupid not to listen at first? Oh yeah, damn, that's some real pimping ::)
seriously if you write long ass e-mails to tell some random beast on the internet that you can't talk to her ugly ass anymore...
Dude, I've been waiting forever to break her bullshit down. Breaking her bullshit down to the ground by writing a sarcastic email... At the time, there was just no better way to do it. I really felt like telling her the truth instead of just blocking her. Blocking is no fun, making her stupid ass feel bad obviously is.
what the fuck do you do when you actually break up with a girl in real life (if that were ever to occur... since you like to keep relationships through the wire)...
You call this a break up? You got to be "together" first before you can break up. I've said it before and I'll say it again, but I'm pretty sure you will just keep on ignoring this:
I have NEVER EVER in my entire life had any feelings (apart from feeling like clowning her) for this ugly and ignorant woman.
You go ahead and keep talking about slapping your dick off to her picture. Good luck with it. Me talking to some random obsessed fool through the internet, I don't really consider that having a relationship. If you consider that having a relationship, then will you also consider the two of us, me and you, a couple for having a "discussion" this thread? Damn, you're a fool.
Also, say IF I'd ever been serious about liking this girl... Why do you think I'd post up her picture saying "now let's all have a laugh"? That just doesn't make sense.
after all this you call me a fool? LOL fucking faggot get the fuck outta here with that bullshit...
Yup, that's what I'm calling you. A ignorant fool. At least now you got SOMETHING right from all that I've told you.
you say I'm weird for only having people I actually know in real life on my buddy list... LOLLL what the fuck kinda shit is that...
I'm only saying it's not THAT weird having people in your list you haven't met in real life (yet?). And if it's some obsessed fan begging to be clowned, I've got no problems with that. Until they start pissing me off, that is.
lemme guess... I must be weird for boning bitches in real life instead
LOL @ you claiming to ever have had sex in real life. I thought it was a well known fact you're the biggest nerd on dubcc? Sort of like the GOAT, only then as in the "Geekiest of all time"?
I must be weird for boning bitches in real life instead of beating my meat to some transsexual oger with down-syndrome on a webcam like you huh?
Now that's a classy description, I gotta give you that. It's rather sick though, you're even thinking of beating your meat after seeing her picture? Damn. You must be even more desperate than I already thought. Just the fact alone that you've got some sick shit like that on your mind...
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Now let's see if you can put some real arguments against this, instead of just spreading foul rumours like me having an internet girlfriend, or me wacking off to an orc's webcam pictures.
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Let me break it down. Don't even know why because your ignorant ass will still refuse to listen, but I'll do it anyway.
You calling me a fool? Wait... so you have some random transsexual with down-syndrome talk to you online... and then you feel that it's not going to "work out" between you two... you write her/it a long ass e-mail about how you gotta break down the news....
Ever heard of this thing called diplomacy? Apparently not. There's a lot left for you to learn in this world.
and then you feel like a pimp cuz you told her off... when in fact you're a fucking nerd to begin with...
Feeling like a pimp? What makes you conclude I was feeling like that? Just because I wrote her a sarcastic letter full of harsh truths packed up the diplomatic way because she was so stupid not to listen at first? Oh yeah, damn, that's some real pimping ::)
seriously if you write long ass e-mails to tell some random beast on the internet that you can't talk to her ugly ass anymore...
Dude, I've been waiting forever to break her bullshit down. Breaking her bullshit down to the ground by writing a sarcastic email... At the time, there was just no better way to do it. I really felt like telling her the truth instead of just blocking her. Blocking is no fun, making her stupid ass feel bad obviously is.
what the fuck do you do when you actually break up with a girl in real life (if that were ever to occur... since you like to keep relationships through the wire)...
You call this a break up? You got to be "together" first before you can break up. I've said it before and I'll say it again, but I'm pretty sure you will just keep on ignoring this:
I have NEVER EVER in my entire life had any feelings (apart from feeling like clowning her) for this ugly and ignorant woman.
You go ahead and keep talking about slapping your dick off to her picture. Good luck with it. Me talking to some random obsessed fool through the internet, I don't really consider that having a relationship. If you consider that having a relationship, then will you also consider the two of us, me and you, a couple for having a "discussion" this thread? Damn, you're a fool.
Also, say IF I'd ever been serious about liking this girl... Why do you think I'd post up her picture saying "now let's all have a laugh"? That just doesn't make sense.
after all this you call me a fool? LOL fucking faggot get the fuck outta here with that bullshit...
Yup, that's what I'm calling you. A ignorant fool. At least now you got SOMETHING right from all that I've told you.
you say I'm weird for only having people I actually know in real life on my buddy list... LOLLL what the fuck kinda shit is that...
I'm only saying it's not THAT weird having people in your list you haven't met in real life (yet?). And if it's some obsessed fan begging to be clowned, I've got no problems with that. Until they start pissing me off, that is.
lemme guess... I must be weird for boning bitches in real life instead
LOL @ you claiming to ever have had sex in real life. I thought it was a well known fact you're the biggest nerd on dubcc? Sort of like the GOAT, only then as in the "Geekiest of all time"?
I must be weird for boning bitches in real life instead of beating my meat to some transsexual oger with down-syndrome on a webcam like you huh?
Now that's a classy description, I gotta give you that. It's rather sick though, you're even thinking of beating your meat after seeing her picture? Damn. You must be even more desperate than I already thought. Just the fact alone that you've got some sick shit like that on your mind...
:puke:
Now let's see if you can put some real arguments against this, instead of just spreading foul rumours like me having an internet girlfriend, or me wacking off to an orc's webcam pictures.
LOL you got to much time on your hands....
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LOL you got to much time on your hands....
I just don't like to be seen as the one who's been clowned, when it really makes no sense. And yes, I've got a day off, so I thought I'd just point that out, explain everything step by step because that's the only way Jamal will ever understand. His brain wasn't built for advanced thinking.
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clowning somebody has little to do with reasoning skills. once somebody´s chosen to be the victim, be it 7even, NIK or you, arguing becomes pointless and you got an assembly of people who wouldn´t be able to do what Jamal did themselves seizing the opportunity to bash somebody, since it´s that easy and potentially cool-looking. No chance to defend yourself, forget about it
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clowning somebody has little to do with reasoning skills. once somebody´s chosen to be the victim, be it 7even, NIK or you, arguing becomes pointless and you got an assembly of people who wouldn´t be able to do what Jamal did themselves seizing the opportunity to bash somebody, since it´s that easy and potentially cool-looking. No chance to defend yourself, forget about it
This was my last attempt but I guess you're right on that. However, it has to be said, this thread's become somewhat quiet ever since post #50. Maybe it does make sense ;)
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Let me break it down. Don't even know why because your ignorant ass will still refuse to listen, but I'll do it anyway.
You calling me a fool? Wait... so you have some random transsexual with down-syndrome talk to you online... and then you feel that it's not going to "work out" between you two... you write her/it a long ass e-mail about how you gotta break down the news....
Ever heard of this thing called diplomacy? Apparently not. There's a lot left for you to learn in this world.
and then you feel like a pimp cuz you told her off... when in fact you're a fucking nerd to begin with...
Feeling like a pimp? What makes you conclude I was feeling like that? Just because I wrote her a sarcastic letter full of harsh truths packed up the diplomatic way because she was so stupid not to listen at first? Oh yeah, damn, that's some real pimping ::)
seriously if you write long ass e-mails to tell some random beast on the internet that you can't talk to her ugly ass anymore...
Dude, I've been waiting forever to break her bullshit down. Breaking her bullshit down to the ground by writing a sarcastic email... At the time, there was just no better way to do it. I really felt like telling her the truth instead of just blocking her. Blocking is no fun, making her stupid ass feel bad obviously is.
what the fuck do you do when you actually break up with a girl in real life (if that were ever to occur... since you like to keep relationships through the wire)...
You call this a break up? You got to be "together" first before you can break up. I've said it before and I'll say it again, but I'm pretty sure you will just keep on ignoring this:
I have NEVER EVER in my entire life had any feelings (apart from feeling like clowning her) for this ugly and ignorant woman.
You go ahead and keep talking about slapping your dick off to her picture. Good luck with it. Me talking to some random obsessed fool through the internet, I don't really consider that having a relationship. If you consider that having a relationship, then will you also consider the two of us, me and you, a couple for having a "discussion" this thread? Damn, you're a fool.
Also, say IF I'd ever been serious about liking this girl... Why do you think I'd post up her picture saying "now let's all have a laugh"? That just doesn't make sense.
after all this you call me a fool? LOL fucking faggot get the fuck outta here with that bullshit...
Yup, that's what I'm calling you. A ignorant fool. At least now you got SOMETHING right from all that I've told you.
you say I'm weird for only having people I actually know in real life on my buddy list... LOLLL what the fuck kinda shit is that...
I'm only saying it's not THAT weird having people in your list you haven't met in real life (yet?). And if it's some obsessed fan begging to be clowned, I've got no problems with that. Until they start pissing me off, that is.
lemme guess... I must be weird for boning bitches in real life instead
LOL @ you claiming to ever have had sex in real life. I thought it was a well known fact you're the biggest nerd on dubcc? Sort of like the GOAT, only then as in the "Geekiest of all time"?
I must be weird for boning bitches in real life instead of beating my meat to some transsexual oger with down-syndrome on a webcam like you huh?
Now that's a classy description, I gotta give you that. It's rather sick though, you're even thinking of beating your meat after seeing her picture? Damn. You must be even more desperate than I already thought. Just the fact alone that you've got some sick shit like that on your mind...
:puke:
Now let's see if you can put some real arguments against this, instead of just spreading foul rumours like me having an internet girlfriend, or me wacking off to an orc's webcam pictures.
LOL you got to much time on your hands....
:sign_werd:
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Man, if you got a bitch this ugly, who wants to show you her pussy over the webcam, you must've given her some signals that you're interested in her!! E-playa!!! Bishop Harddisk Flop Juan!!
(http://members.chello.nl/b.hiddink/marinka.jpg)
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your such a fuckin loser get off the fuckin computer and get some friends
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clowning somebody has little to do with reasoning skills. once somebody´s chosen to be the victim, be it 7even, NIK or you, arguing becomes pointless and you got an assembly of people who wouldn´t be able to do what Jamal did themselves seizing the opportunity to bash somebody, since it´s that easy and potentially cool-looking. No chance to defend yourself, forget about it
This was my last attempt but I guess you're right on that. However, it has to be said, this thread's become somewhat quiet ever since post #50. Maybe it does make sense ;)
maybe, I´d lie if I said I bothered to read post no. 50. However, after waving at everybody from the bandwagon like 7 times, certain people might be positive the rest of the world (=dubcc) knows they´re on it and stop
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You made the mistake of actually putting this up in the first place. You didn't expect Jamal and everyone else to clown you? LOL. I sympathize with ya, but that shit comes with the territory.
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I just saw this in bold in your post...
I have NEVER EVER in my entire life had any feelings (apart from feeling like clowning her) for this ugly and ignorant woman.
I just don't like to be seen as the one who's been clowned
LOL... karma is a bitch, huh?
I'm not even gonna read your essay about why you still think that what you did was normal.... you're a fucking pathetic nerd who talks to random transsexuals online... and see what can sprout from the relationship..... then you say that I'm the weird one for only having people that I actually know in real life on my buddy list... seriously, with that mentality nothing you say has any credibility with me as being rational or normal... you're a fucking nutcase... you've been clowned and it's too late for you to say that you don't like to be "seen as the one who's been clowned".... live with it fag.
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clowning somebody has little to do with reasoning skills. once somebody´s chosen to be the victim, be it 7even, NIK or you, arguing becomes pointless and you got an assembly of people who wouldn´t be able to do what Jamal did themselves seizing the opportunity to bash somebody, since it´s that easy and potentially cool-looking. No chance to defend yourself, forget about it
This was my last attempt but I guess you're right on that. However, it has to be said, this thread's become somewhat quiet ever since post #50. Maybe it does make sense ;)
maybe, I´d lie if I said I bothered to read post no. 50. However, after waving at everybody from the bandwagon like 7 times, certain people might be positive the rest of the world (=dubcc) knows they´re on it and stop
These Dutch people must be happy to have a captain-save-a-nerd around...
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I just saw this in bold in your post...
I have NEVER EVER in my entire life had any feelings (apart from feeling like clowning her) for this ugly and ignorant woman.
I just don't like to be seen as the one who's been clowned
LOL... karma is a bitch, huh?
I'm not even gonna read your essay about why you still think that what you did was normal.... you're a fucking pathetic nerd who talks to random transsexuals online... and see what can sprout from the relationship..... then you say that I'm the weird one for only having people that I actually know in real life on my buddy list... seriously, with that mentality nothing you say has any credibility with me as being rational or normal... you're a fucking nutcase... you've been clowned and it's too late for you to say that you don't like to be "seen as the one who's been clowned".... live with it fag.
Nuff said. Case closed. If you actually believed in all that you've said, you would've loved to stomp me down once more. What a way for clowning someone. I somehow don't feel clowned, since your arguments were all based on ignorance and being incapable of reading and understanding a story? It's actually pretty sad Kill is the only one in here who has a mind of his own. Pretty damn sad.
And Jamal, maybe you SHOULD read my reply to your post, because this way there's no point in "clowning on"? Twisting reality the way you do... Wow, that sure makes you the king of dubcc! ::)
Nuff said here, until you actually pay attention to what I'm saying.
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clowning somebody has little to do with reasoning skills. once somebody´s chosen to be the victim, be it 7even, NIK or you, arguing becomes pointless and you got an assembly of people who wouldn´t be able to do what Jamal did themselves seizing the opportunity to bash somebody, since it´s that easy and potentially cool-looking. No chance to defend yourself, forget about it
This was my last attempt but I guess you're right on that. However, it has to be said, this thread's become somewhat quiet ever since post #50. Maybe it does make sense ;)
maybe, I´d lie if I said I bothered to read post no. 50. However, after waving at everybody from the bandwagon like 7 times, certain people might be positive the rest of the world (=dubcc) knows they´re on it and stop
These Dutch people must be happy to have a captain-save-a-nerd around...
I´m neutrally observing this and you know well. I´m not backing up Elevz, like I said, I won´t even bother to read his explanation. You wanna tell me you don´t have people on your dick in this thread? ::) (and it´s one dutch person buddy)
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You made the mistake of actually putting this up in the first place. You didn't expect Jamal and everyone else to clown you? LOL. I sympathize with ya, but that shit comes with the territory.
To kill who was talking about 'jumping the bandwagon', the quote above is very true. Seriously the story was too funny to NOT expect someone to attempt to clown elevz to say the least.
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I somehow don't feel clowned
You should.
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You made the mistake of actually putting this up in the first place. You didn't expect Jamal and everyone else to clown you? LOL. I sympathize with ya, but that shit comes with the territory.
To kill who was talking about 'jumping the bandwagon', the quote above is very true. Seriously the story was too funny to NOT expect someone to attempt to clown elevz to say the least.
of course. I´m not talking about Jamal or anybody who "contributed" to clowning Elevz. I don´t care for that...actually, I don´t care for anything in this topic, I was just referring to several people quoting Jamal and riding the fact how Elevz got clowned. They made Jamal their ringleader cause they seemed to need one. That´s why I talked about bandwagon behavior, I´m not denying Elevz should have known better
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lol @ this topic!!!
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You made the mistake of actually putting this up in the first place. You didn't expect Jamal and everyone else to clown you? LOL. I sympathize with ya, but that shit comes with the territory.
To kill who was talking about 'jumping the bandwagon', the quote above is very true. Seriously the story was too funny to NOT expect someone to attempt to clown elevz to say the least.
of course. I´m not talking about Jamal or anybody who "contributed" to clowning Elevz. I don´t care for that...actually, I don´t care for anything in this topic, I was just referring to several people quoting Jamal and riding the fact how Elevz got clowned. They made Jamal their ringleader cause they seemed to need one. That´s why I talked about bandwagon behavior, I´m not denying Elevz should have known better
LOL... wow... another European who takes the internet too fucking serious and up the ass... just because people decide to laugh at something they think is funny does not mean they're jumping on some type of bandwagon... wtf is up with your guys' mentality...
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Elevz... I don't know why you still try to justify shit and try to somehow make what you did seem normal... you're a fucking fruitcake.... so you got clowned... get the fuck over it...
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You made the mistake of actually putting this up in the first place. You didn't expect Jamal and everyone else to clown you? LOL. I sympathize with ya, but that shit comes with the territory.
To kill who was talking about 'jumping the bandwagon', the quote above is very true. Seriously the story was too funny to NOT expect someone to attempt to clown elevz to say the least.
of course. I´m not talking about Jamal or anybody who "contributed" to clowning Elevz. I don´t care for that...actually, I don´t care for anything in this topic, I was just referring to several people quoting Jamal and riding the fact how Elevz got clowned. They made Jamal their ringleader cause they seemed to need one. That´s why I talked about bandwagon behavior, I´m not denying Elevz should have known better
LOL... wow... another European who takes the internet too fucking serious and up the ass... just because people decide to laugh at something they think is funny does not mean they're jumping on some type of bandwagon... wtf is up with your guys' mentality...
you´re good at twisting shit. But if you want to see it that way, ok. And I don´t think it has a lot to do with ´european mentality´ however
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FUCK Keyser Soze >:(