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Soulful

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The Whizzinator!
« on: January 30, 2007, 01:28:41 PM »
got a urine test tomorrow, gonna use it for the first time!been practising for 30 minutes now..im getting pretty good at this lol!!!!looks like a fucking strap-on lmao!

for those who dont know about the whizzinator, or wizi as i call it, its pretty much a fake dick connected to a plastic bag wich contains synthetic urine, so when u take test u pull out the plastic dick, instead of pullin out your own dick lmao!

http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz2.htm


its a shame what they puttin us smokers trough..n i dont even smoke that much anymore, probably 10 times a year,the thing is i smoked alot in brazil, n i've smoked a couple of times since i got back..i'll give yall updates tomorrow 8)

i got alot to lose, i can get kicked out of school AND lose my driverslicense for a while.
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Re: The Whizzinator!
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2007, 01:39:38 PM »
i've thought about getting that so many times, or at least the vials of fake piss. Are they going to watch you take a piss? I always just get sent to a clinic or something where they do it. I think this is what got Tom Sizemore caught a while back too.
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Re: The Whizzinator!
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2007, 09:38:15 PM »
only a couple of hours left this is gonna be fun lol!!
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Re: The Whizzinator!
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2007, 11:22:53 PM »
Does it keep the fake piss warm though?  Would suck if you give them your cold urine test.

lol imagine if they´d sent you the wrong color of the fake dick but you´d have to use it anyways.. lol white body - black dick - it's a miracle.. lol
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Re: The Whizzinator!
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2007, 12:04:48 AM »
Soulful.. If you REALLY want folks to pay 100% attention to your posts...U have got to switch up your avatar.  You probably have some really cool shit to say..but I can never bring myself to concentrate long enough on what you type..all i see is the titties. And then a few words, then the titties again and then I have to click out.   :-\
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Re: The Whizzinator!
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2007, 02:33:49 AM »
lol, do they actually look at your dick when you piss?
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Re: The Whizzinator!
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2007, 06:28:49 AM »
Quote from: daWappla on January 30, 2007, 11:22:53 PM
Does it keep the fake piss warm though?  Would suck if you give them your cold urine test.

yeah u get heat pads when u buy it, u just stick on of em on the urine bag n it keeps it hot for 8 hours...they thought about everything haha!

Quote from: Chief on January 31, 2007, 02:33:49 AM
lol, do they actually look at your dick when you piss?
most places yeah..

Quote from: reguLAtor on January 31, 2007, 12:04:48 AM
Soulful.. If you REALLY want folks to pay 100% attention to your posts...U have got to switch up your avatar.  You probably have some really cool shit to say..but I can never bring myself to concentrate long enough on what you type..all i see is the titties. And then a few words, then the titties again and then I have to click out.   :-\
lol!its all good as long as u get something positive out of my posts playa!



AND NOW TO THE RESULTS: I PASSED ON EVERYTHING!!!MY PISS WAS PERFECTLY CLEAN! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

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Re: The Whizzinator!
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2007, 06:59:57 AM »
^damn that's crazy, you'd hope it's a female nurse checkin your package.
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