So I woke up at 4am...

[jeromechickenbone]

What up peeps.  It's now 4 in the am and I just woke up.  The kid got mad fucked up and blacked out last night.  Woke up fully dressed in my work clothes, wallet, keys,etc. in my pockets, shoes still on my feet.  So I go thru my routine of checking my phone for calls / texts as a try to piece together exactly what I did last night.  In doing so, I see that I had a 15 minute convo w/ a broad I've been dating for a couple months followed by these texts:  "I sure hope I don't have an STD.  Seriously, don't ever talk to me again...I don't care that u were with other girls, its the fact that we said we would tell each other.  And I would have made u use protection.  And sex has sucked with u the last 5 times.  And u r a fuck up.  U just lost a good friend Jerome."

Now keep in mind, no joke I have 0% recollection of even speaking to this broad last night. 

I share this lesson to serve as an example.  The lesson as always is don't drink and dial. 

On a brighter note, I predict I will once again be bangin this chick by the weekend.

That is all.  Peace

[Roccy]

 "I sure hope I don't have an STD.  Seriously, don't ever talk to me again...I don't care that u were with other girls, its the fact that we said we would tell each other.  And I would have made u use protection.  And sex has sucked with u the last 5 times.  And u r a fuck up.

LOL, better start tearin it up.

[jeromechickenbone]

 "I sure hope I don't have an STD.  Seriously, don't ever talk to me again...I don't care that u were with other girls, its the fact that we said we would tell each other.  And I would have made u use protection.  And sex has sucked with u the last 5 times.  And u r a fuck up.

LOL, better start tearin it up.

eh, she's just mad. 

[Sikotic™]

Hahaha, I feel you, man. I've done a lot of damage drunk dialing myself. It shouldn't be too hard to clear the matter up.......depending on what you really did say lol.

[JAZ]

next time film it and put it on ustream. lets create more psychos.

[C-BLUE]

drink and dial can be a muthafucca...especially if u dial the wrong number and start talkin dirty to your aunt. that was a fucced up night

[LAXCENTRAL]

DID YOU WAKE UP EARLY ENOUGH TO HIT THE 4 AM BAY BRIDGE...
(REF: SONG BY ANDRE NICKATINA "4 AM BAY BRIDGE" )

[Sikotic™]

DID YOU WAKE UP EARLY ENOUGH TO HIT THE 4 AM BAY BRIDGE...
(REF: SONG BY ANDRE NICKATINA "4 AM BAY BRIDGE" )

?

[K.Dub]

God damn, those nights sucks. Haha

drink and dial can be a muthafucca...especially if u dial the wrong number and start talkin dirty to your aunt. that was a fucced up night

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Muhfukka]

DID YOU WAKE UP EARLY ENOUGH TO HIT THE 4 AM BAY BRIDGE...
(REF: SONG BY ANDRE NICKATINA "4 AM BAY BRIDGE" )

?

REF: LIGHTS IS RETARDED

[C-BLUE]

DID YOU WAKE UP EARLY ENOUGH TO HIT THE 4 AM BAY BRIDGE...
(REF: SONG BY ANDRE NICKATINA "4 AM BAY BRIDGE" )

?

REF: LIGHTS IS RETARDED

lol

[LAXCENTRAL]

DID YOU WAKE UP EARLY ENOUGH TO HIT THE 4 AM BAY BRIDGE...
(REF: SONG BY ANDRE NICKATINA "4 AM BAY BRIDGE" )

?

REF: LIGHTS IS RETARDED

LOLZ

[thisoneguy360]

I've done my share of drunk dialing but nothing that serious LOL, hope shit works out ok for you.