It's May 31, 2024, 10:15:27 PM
Genital Herpes. Tell them you have Genital Herpes.Here's the greatest of all time: Go "Yeh, I can't make it to work tommorow"Boss: "Why Not""I've got a court date!"Boss: "For What?""Well, at my last job, I got fired, and now my ex-manager's trying to say I'm stalking him, making terroristic threats, saying I keyed his car, and slashed his tires"Boss: "Um, yeah, enjoy your day off, buddy!!!, See ya Monday!"
well I definately wouldn't get fired to go see Elton John, but the Superbowl- HELL FUCKIN YES! I wouldn't even think twice.