joke - iraqi footballer

[Don Seer]

Liverpool manager Gerard Houllier sends scouts out round the World
looking
for a new striker to replace Emile Heskey and hopefully win Liverpool
the
title.
One of his scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks
will
turn out to be a true superstar.
So Gerard flies to Iraq to watch him and is suitably impressed and
arranges
for him to come over to Anfield.
Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down at home to Man Utd with only 20
minutes left.
Houllier gives the young Iraqi striker the nod to go on and he takes
off
Emile Heskey.
The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for
Liverpool.
The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the
media
love the new star.
When he comes off the pitch he phones his Mum to tell her about his
first
day in English football.
"Hi Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were
4-0
down but I scored 5 and we won.
Everybody loves me, the fans, the players and the media, they all love
me".
"Great," says his Mum, "let me tell you about my day.
Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were raped and
beaten
and your brother has joined a gang of looters, while you were having a
great
time".

The young lad is very upset. "What can I say Mum, but I'm so sorry".
"Sorry!" says his Mum, "It's your bloody fault that we moved to
Liverpool in
the first place!"

[HHH]

lol  

[mauzip]

 

[ExZit]

lol  

kinda funny  

[KURUPTION-81]

so true  

[bez]

fuck u

[Don Seer]

LOL  

[Trauma-san]

LOL

[JTSimon]

Maybe Scorpion can order some Marines in


Funny joke.

[budsmokeronly]

LOL

[UnstoppableForce]

LOL

[Jome]

 

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