Stupid hacker-quotes (Funny shit)

[Jome]

<vargus> my 56k owns you

-- 1 minute later --

*** vargus (h4x0r@kv-934045.dytn-oh.adelphia.net) Quit (Ping Timeout)


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<Squee> you know...im not too terribly sure how i got here.
<firedemon> LOL!
<firedemon> i h4x0r3d your computer and made you join
<firedemon> MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
   

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<Kiara> YOU
<Kiara> CANT
<Kiara> STOP
<Kiara> ME
<Kiara> I AM A FIGHTER!
* ImNotHere stops kiara
* Kiara (Bleh@obv-2971C678.neb.rr.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)


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<l33t666> 1m l33t ph33r m3 j00 f00!
<[DiMENSiON]> Awww, poor guy. He has a broken keyboard!
<JeLLo> Hey l33t666 WallMart do a keyboard for $8
<l33t666> ima kill j00!
*** l33t666 quit : Local kill by [DiMENSiON] (Correction i'm going to kill you. -- Say no to script kiddies! -

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<Renegade> Nuking is a minimal...a $200 fine...and can be taken all the way to a life prisson sentance

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-SecureServ- Your IRC client is being checked for Trojans. Please dis-regard VERSION messages from SecureServ
-SecureServ- SecureServ has detected that your client is a Trojan/Infected IRC client/Vulnerble Script called Mirc

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    <Cummy> I want to nuke an op, i don't know how
*** Cummy was kicked by mark- (*no comment*)

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<bwummie> well Im not going to nuke you while youre watching, that would be stupid

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<puff-> YOU GOT PLAYED NIGGUH
<play> uh, ok.
<puff-> whoops wrong ircop

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<dgn> can anyone here tell me how to hack the internet ?
<dgn> i have nukes and will be forced to use them if i do not get co operation

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<Hsilencio> someone was nuken me but i detected
<Hsilencio> so
<Hsilencio> how can i nuke back
<Hsilencio> i have the nuke

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<EyesOfGod> Dont make me go upstairs and use linux


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<mR_Ice> someone said, that if i dos him, he`ll get on a ftp, and he`ll be protected


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[Eazy-E RuthlessG]

im lost

[Don Breezio]

im lost

i was too at first...then i realized it just wasnt funny...all except this one "Don't Make Me Go Upstairs & Use Linux" that one had me crackin up

[Jome]

Btw, you should know a lil techie stuff and hXor-lang. to undestand them.

[The Big Bad Ass]

Btw, you should know a lil techie stuff and hXor-lang. to undestand them.

Oh, by that you mean, only nerds get this?

[Jome]

Btw, you should know a lil techie stuff and hXor-lang. to undestand them.

Oh, by that you mean, only nerds get this?

y3h, t33<h13s l1k3 us  

[Z the laidback Virus]

QUIET!!! Or I'mma hack you!

[Don Seer]

<mR_Ice> someone said, that if i dos him, he`ll get on a ftp, and he`ll be protected



funny clueless shit... lol

[mauzip]

<Squee> you know...im not too terribly sure how i got here.
<firedemon> LOL!
<firedemon> i h4x0r3d your computer and made you join
<firedemon> MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I thought that one was funny

[The Watcher]

"hacker" quotes?  

[Jome]

"hacker" quotes?  

Hacker or wannabe hackers..

[Dr._Funkenstein]

they're all pretty funny, props to jome.
if you like this stuff check out bash.org!

[T-Dogg]

The Linux one was funny, the rest - well, weren't.

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