The Dumbest Bitch in Captivity for March '04

[mrtonguetwista]

COVINGTON, Ga. -- A woman was caught trying to use a fake $1 million bill to buy $1,675 worth of merchandise at a Wal-Mart, and was later found with two more of the bills in her purse, police said.

The United States Treasury does not make $1 million bills, but people can buy souvenirs of such a bill at some stores, police said.

"It looks real, but of course there's nothing real about this," Covington Police Chief Stacey Cotton said Tuesday. "People do crazy things all the time. I think it's just another example of some odd things that occur."

A clerk at the store immediately noticed the bill was fake when 35-year-old Alice Regina Pike handed it to her on Friday, Cotton said.

Pike then tried to use two gift cards with only $2.32 of value on them to buy the merchandise, but when that didn't work she again asked if the clerk could cash the $1 million bill, Cotton said. The store then called police.

Pike, of Porterdale, was charged with forgery. There was no listing for her phone number in directory assistance, and she could not be reached for comment Tuesday.

[Montana00]

i heard that....what a dumbass woman

[Trauma-san]

I've MET people this stupid.  that's the scary part.  They're out there in abundance.  

[JTSimon]

Comes on guys she's not stupid she probably has the mental capacity of a 6 year old.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/03/09/million.dollar.bill.ap/index.html

[JTSimon]

I've MET people this stupid.  that's the scary part.  They're out there in abundance.  

 

[JTSimon]

For one to think this woman is stupid...reading what happened.

Could be considered stupid too.

[Da WCC Hopar!]

I've MET people this stupid.  that's the scary part.  They're out there in abundance.  

 

[ACGRUNDY]

umm there is people that stupid all over this forum.  I run into people that stupid everyday.  In fact the cop who arrested her was probably just as stupid.

[Trauma-san]

^ For saying something sensical, I'm going to quote your post and then put one of these   at the bottom for no reason.  LOL

[JTSimon]

^ For saying something sensical, I'm going to quote your post and then put one of these   at the bottom for no reason.  LOL

Your a dumbass thats why   Take a look at yourself.

[JTSimon]

[Ðøšïå]

maybe shes half retarded. Or maybe she abuses a little too many drugs.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Maybe she's a man.