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Re: Sex Positions lol
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2007, 10:27:59 AM »
hahah thoose are fucked up, have anyone actually tried anyone of thoose? hahah

Homie the odds that someone would have actually tried these wacky positions, plus actually have a gyal that would allow this all is -95%...But if someone does it and tapes it, they deserve a million props alone lol.

Hahah true, would be funny as hell tho :D
 

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Re: Sex Positions lol
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2007, 11:35:07 AM »
ROFL! I just went through the list, this is on some rich comedy LOLOLOL!!!!!
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Re: Sex Positions lol
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2007, 11:58:51 AM »
It's wierd how you come across something you've never heard of multiple times once you know what it is:

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Re: Sex Positions lol
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2007, 12:27:09 PM »
THE LORENA BOBBIT
This one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off.


no thank you...
 

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Re: Sex Positions lol
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2007, 12:30:15 PM »
i got a good 1 to add,

its called WHOS THE BOSS?

as your hittin it from the back, you whisper into the bitch's ear and say, "whos the boss bitch" and then she's gonna ponder ont he question and say "you are," then you punch her and say, "NO BITCH!! Tony Danza's the boss"  8)
 

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Re: Sex Positions lol
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2007, 04:36:21 PM »
lol ^^. dam. Then you'd get the 'Angry Dragon', lol.

So many moves, it only complicate things...........juss stick it in........1 minute later, buss a nut, roll over and catch ZzZzzZzzz!!
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Re: Sex Positions lol
« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2007, 05:47:57 AM »
i got a good 1 to add,

its called WHOS THE BOSS?

as your hittin it from the back, you whisper into the bitch's ear and say, "whos the boss bitch" and then she's gonna ponder ont he question and say "you are," then you punch her and say, "NO BITCH!! Tony Danza's the boss"  8)

 :laugh:....Who's Tony Danza?
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Re: Sex Positions lol
« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2007, 04:24:15 AM »
LMFAO at this.. GREAT FUCKIN LIST, props

WAKE-UP CALL
Waking up in the middle of the night with the hard-on of your life. You then turn to your sleeping partner and dry fuck her ass into oblivion. The clincher to performing a wake-up call is to act like nothing of the sort happened in the morning. For example, "Sweetheart, what's that on your back?"

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Re: Sex Positions lol
« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2007, 07:45:09 AM »
the angry dragon miss something, you need to make pressure on her nose with your fingers so she can't breathe, and then the sperm will go out by her nostrils