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LOOK! FUNNY ASS JOKES!!!!!!!
« on: February 05, 2003, 11:24:25 PM »
How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
With dental floss
 
Why don't Chinese smoke weed?
Because then they wouldn't be able to see  
 
How do Chinese people decide on a name for their child?
They throw a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs  
 
How do you blind an Asian?  
Put a steering wheel in front of him
 
What do you call a drive bye in Chinatown?  
A Cappachino  
 
Why do Asians always have a whole bunch of mousetraps set up around their house?  
Cuz that's how they get their dinner.
 
How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
 
 
What do you name a retarded Asian?  
Som Ting Wong
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Tha_Reverend

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Re:FUNNY ASS JOKES!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2003, 11:35:45 PM »
uh oh........this might not settle to well :-X




some were good btw
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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2003, 11:38:01 PM »
Thanks
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2003, 12:03:08 AM »
lmao some old school ones on there...never heard Som Ting Wong tho...lol...funny...i dont think this would offend anyone...theyre JOKES...not meant to hurt feelings...
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2003, 04:08:36 AM »
LOL, funny shit... my fav.:

Quote from: >< on February 05, 2003, 11:24:25 PM

What do you name a retarded Asian?  
Som Ting Wong

LMAO !!! ;D
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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2003, 04:27:01 AM »
*yawn*

them shitz are old az hell regardlezz...

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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2003, 06:02:20 AM »
LMAO@Som Ting Wong

good jokes

peace
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2003, 06:04:35 AM »
lol...cant get enough of tha chinese jokes
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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2003, 05:10:55 PM »
Quote from: __kaLipZo__ on February 06, 2003, 06:04:35 AM
lol...cant get enough of tha chinese jokes
me nither.
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Re:LOOK! FUNNY ASS JOKES!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2003, 06:15:57 PM »
heard some of em before but there funny.

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Woodrow

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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2003, 06:17:07 PM »
Man, Whats up with all the race jokes?

Why joke about something so hurtfull?

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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2003, 09:51:23 AM »
lol at sum ting wong. lol
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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2003, 04:28:24 PM »
Quote from: Green Egg Gat Slinga on February 06, 2003, 12:03:08 AM
lmao some old school ones on there...never heard Som Ting Wong tho...lol...funny...i dont think this would offend anyone...theyre JOKES...not meant to hurt feelings...

EXACTLY...please don't be a fucking hypocrite man....



FUNNY ASS JOKES btw..
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« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2003, 04:34:47 PM »
good jokes man ;D
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« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2003, 10:04:25 PM »
LMAO...these are hillarious!
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