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The 10 Commandments, Ebonics style
« on: April 06, 2005, 09:38:43 PM »
1)I'm God.Don't Play Me.


2)Don't be makin' no hood ornaments and charms outta me,or like me.


3)Don't be callin' me for no reason.


4)Ya'll better be in church on Sunday,and not just the Sundays when it's Mother's Day,Easter or Christmas.


5)Don't diss or cuss out yo mamma.and if you know who ya daddy is don't dis him neither.


6)Don't be goin' on no drive-bys.


7)Stick to ya own boo.


8)Don't be borrowin' stuff and don't give it back.


9)Don't be snitchin' on the otha man to save yo behind.


10)Don't be eyein'(schemin')yo homie's crib,ride,woman or nuffin.

Amen

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Re: The 10 Commandments, Ebonics style
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2005, 12:34:36 AM »
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Re: The 10 Commandments, Ebonics style
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2005, 02:02:12 PM »
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Re: The 10 Commandments, Ebonics style
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2005, 02:30:59 PM »
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Re: The 10 Commandments, Ebonics style
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2005, 09:02:16 AM »
and if you know who ya daddy is don't dis him neither.

lol at that one
 

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Re: The 10 Commandments, Ebonics style
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2005, 01:04:43 PM »
hahaha
Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?