anyone know any good jokes?
here one kinda long though


one day a hunter goes looking for a bear
hunter sees bear shoots it BAM!

Bear:"hey did u shoot me?"
Hunter:"yeah...  ... i think"
Bear:"well if u dont want me to kill u get on ur knees and suck my cock"
Hunter:thinking to himself "but he's a bear?....well i dont wanna get killed"

so the hunter starts sucking the bears cock
next day
hunter goes to gun shop and buys a better gun a double barrel shotgun hunter goes look for the same bear sees him BAM BAM!!

Bear:"hey u again did u just shoot me again?"
Hunter:"yeah i ...quess.. did"
Bear:"well if dont want me to kill u this time u have to slump or that log over there and take ur pants off"
Hunter:"o...ok.."

so bear starts to fuck him
next day
hunter goes to gun shop and buys a better gun  an elephant gun so hunter goes look same bear sees him then shoots him
BAM!BAM!BAM!!!
bear sees the hunter and

BEAR:"u dont come here for hunting do u?"

hope it was funny

end gigaganon

lol, no offence, thats the dumbest joke ive heard in my life, peace

  -{bLaDe}

For those who havent seen the Christmas Jaguar commercial here is a brief description of it. There is a couple sitting down on Xmas day....the wifey gives her man a remote jaguar toy car. Hes kinda dissapointed while his wife takes a picture.  He sees the pic and in the backgroudn there is this actual Jaguar, and hes happy and blah blah. Well here is a parody of it.

Jeff and Goerge are sittin down on CHristmas day opening up their gifts. Jeff gives George some vaseline.  George has this "wtf" face on, while Jeff takes the picture. So then Jeff hands George the pic, and in the background of the picthere are 10 gay men bending over.

comon people give a laugh or two or maybe a prop but at least post somthing if the joke is funny or lame

end gigaganon

heres a sick one
"how do u know when u go into a gay barbecue"

...."when the hotdogs taste like shit!"

end gigaganon

what does lmao or lmfao or shit like that mean?

another joke
how do Asian people get there names?

....there parents throw a spoon in the sink.

another joke
whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew

...A pizza doesnt scream when u put it in the oven.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew

...A pizza doesnt scream when u put it in the oven.

u should get knocked the fuck out for sayin that shit, that aint even close to being funny...laugh all u want kid but im sure u have no idea what jews went through