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Sup, sorry man i read this the otherday but didnt have enough time to reply to it, but this piece is nice you have an awesome flow, an the concept of the ryhme was tight, keep on rollin with ya tight shit!

Check ma key on ONLY SKIN DEEP... please!

Peace

Yo, can I add to that?  I don't mean any disrespect by hoppin' on your thread, but here's my own freaky tales

met this freak recently downtown/ and only talked a while/
2 hours later she was at the crib tellin' me her favorite was doggystyle/
next thing you know I had her ass up with my d in that horizontal smile/
couldn't said I taxed that ass/ cause when I hit it it was tax exempt/
That ass was a little weak/ so I had to call it a charitable event/
tried the drop by the next day got your boy bent/
let her know I got no love for hoes/and that's how it went
 
That was thursday, the next tuesday it was beer day down at the avenue/
So I figured the me and the L.D. needed a little more ass revenue/
Met a long legged freaked at the bar, said it was her birthday, and between me and you/
4 hours later I had her ankles up by her ears twisting her like a pretzel/
after 5 O's she said "Baby, that was the all time best birthday presents"
busted off on her tits, dropped her off, and haven't seen her since.
 
One night we were out pimpin at a local bar/ when I saw this philipino
rockstar with a rock-hard body/ who looked like she was primed to be the next ho
to go down in history as gettin' broke off by the k-i-double d/
 and after hittin' corners late night in the drop/
 you couldn't get me to stop /
waxing that fine little hairless ponoche/
God I love California
 
Rolled out with my homie with no expectations/
Ended out the night with another freaky situation/
Saw these two freaks and thought I'd give a demonstration/
of the true pimp game and it's implications/
had one on my tip early on, then I switched it up/
started spittin' pimp lines while at the same time callin' her friend a slut/
got the friend so pissed off she threw a fit like an actress/
but that didn't stop me from pinning her girl's ass to the matress
 

 

By the way that's the first time I've ever posted any kind of freestyle, but I thought y'all would get a laugh out of it, stories are all true though

lol @ u but all true stories

yo dont worry about lost, hes got no idea what hes laughing about

Yeah, Lost is a joke. His last verse was decent, I suspect biting.

omg.... is it just my computer or have the bunny smilies come back??? aaaaarrrrggghhh!!!!

Is it just me or did I just orgasm all over the vomputer looking at Answer's avatar?