ok this was like a month ago but i read the office dares post and one of them reminded me of this...see what none of you know about me is i'm very good at impressions...i do a very realistic sounding gay man impression and most ppl think its real if i do it to them on the first time i talk to them. so i called this radio station...here was our convo:

radio: "the end hello"

(in gay voice)

me: "oh hello! i wanted to order a pizza!"

radio: "ok what would you like on it?"

me: "pepperoni with everything!"

radio: "you cant have pepperoni with everything, pepperoni is included in everything dummy!"

me: "oh im sorry...well i want a pizza with everything!"

radio: "alright let me get your total"

me: "ok"

radio: "would you like stuffed crust with that"

me: "yes i'd love it if you'd...stuff my crust (giggles)"

radio: "i'll stuff it with my special sauce"

(thinks to myself...what the fuck did he just say)

me: "oooohhh i'd love that"

radio: "you want me to show you the sausage it comes out of"

me: "holy shit!" (i hang up the phone!)

holy shit me and my friends were rollin! we actually went to alphy's for pizza that night lol...it was interesting eating pizza after that  

silly!

Maybe the reason you're so good at the impression is because it's not really an "impression"

lmao i knew some stupid ass would say that...and i really dont feel like getting into a big arguement so all im going to do is say im not gay.

they're fun to do when you're really bored and tired and are on your way home from somewhere....actually we were on our way to alfy's but oh well.

ROFLMFAO!!! that taught you didnt it  

nah not really...last week i called a station that plays nothing but rock and i started talking like the stereotypical thug black man and i said something like:

me: "yo g fa real i need you to do me a fava right quick"

radio: "whats that?"

me: "play me a little jam man for me and my girl ya know"

radio: "ok what do you want to hear"

me: "yo dawg we needs ta hear some baby got back...cuz you know i gotta get my freak on you know...hit her from the back and shit...you know face down ass up thats the way we like to fuck! ahh yea you know what im talkin about"

me: "dawg you there?"

me: "hello"

me: "hello"

me: "shit he hung up"

so the guy didnt humor me or anything...but it was quite amusing for my friends lol. i had fun doing it  

LOL. We used to ALWAYS do prank calls back in like 7th, 8th grade.

Somethin else stupid to do is u and a friend both call two people that u kno hate each other, but block both of your numbers and call them at the same time, and they'll both be like "hello, who is this callin?" "bitch u called me, my phone rang!" "no u called me mafucka, what the fucc u want??" etc etc