Got this one on my e-mail today... thought I'd share it with yall. Funny shit man!!


A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam ( Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students studying at YPS Patiala.

The teacher asked,
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> > > "Singh Jr. what is your problem?"
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> > > Singh Jr. answered,
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> > > "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
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> > > Ms Neelam had enough. She took Singh Jr. to the principal's office.
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> > > While Singh Jr. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

> > > Singh Jr. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
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> > > Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
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> > > Singh Jr.: "9".
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> > > Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
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> > > Singh Jr.: "36".
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> > > And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Singh Jr. can go to the third-grade."
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> > > Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and Singh Jr. both agree.
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> > > Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
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> > > Singh Jr., after a moment "Legs."
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> > > Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
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> > > Singh Jr.: "Pockets."
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> > > Ms Neelam: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
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> > > Singh Jr.: "Pants"
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> > > Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
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> > > Singh Jr.: Coconut
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> > > Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Singh Jr. was taking charge.
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> > > Singh Jr.: Bubblegum
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> > > Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
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> > > Singh Jr.: Shake hands
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> > > Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
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> > > Singh Jr.: Yep.
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> > > Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
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> > > Singh Jr.: Tent
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> > > Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
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> > > Singh Jr.: Wedding Ring
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> > > Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
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> > > Singh Jr.: Nose
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> > > Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
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> > > Singh Jr.: Arrow
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> > > Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
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> > > Singh Jr.: Firetruck
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> > > The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send Singh Jr. to DelhiUniversity, I got the last ten questions wrong  myself!"

LMFAOOOOOO HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lmao... one horny teacher and one smartass student..  

damn that teacher is hot, i wanna bang her n blow a fat wad on her face

damn that teacher is hot, i wanna bang her n blow a fat wad on her face

Lmao, you picturing her from her words don't ya.. ??  

 very funny

 The names are all Punjabi and probably this was posted by a SARDARJI....
 They're s'posed to have the least IQ among the indains