LOS ANGELES -- Young lovers can sometimes lose their heads, but a young man in Kansas lost part of his tongue Monday night.

Police were called to a loud fight at a home in Wichita, Kan.

Officers gave the following report:  

After an argument, the boyfriend tried to give the girlfriend a makeup kiss. Instead, she bit off a large part of his tongue. Police recovered the piece, and it was reattached at a Wichita hospital.

The young woman faces charges of aggravated battery. Adding insult to injury, the boyfriend faces simple battery charges

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Just be glad it was just the tongue.  

"Just put in my mouuuuth, my motherfucking mouuuth   Gotta hurt.