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Don Breezio

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Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Said
« on: February 20, 2004, 12:26:37 AM »
whats the stupidest thing you've ever heard come out of someones mouth?

like a week ago our new guy at work answered the phone for the first time...here was his convo:

Radioshack, this is Joe, How can i help you?

customer: do you guys carry camcorder battery chargers

(joe doesnt know so he asks us...we say no)

Joe: no we dont, you should try some sort of electronics store

(i laugh in the background and quietly say "we are an electronics store joe")....heres the kicker

Joe: Are we an electronics store?

i swear to god dude is standing in the middle of radioshack right in between the police scanners, cell phones, and portable cd players and he actually had to ask if we were an electronics store...lmao
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Re:Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Said
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2004, 12:51:02 AM »
I've heard a guy say there's 36 months in a year
I've heard a chick say New York was a country
I've heard a chick asking if a blind date was when blind people hook up
I've heard a dude say there's 32 states in the US
I've heard a dude say Vanilla Ice is hot, but then claimed he's not gay

Oh man, I've heard some stupid ass shit, I can't just think it all up off the top of my head, but man, I hate stupid people...
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Re:Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Said
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2004, 12:54:03 AM »
i remember hearing someone say "i'd never fuck doggystyle, isn't that illegal" or some shit like that, implying fucking a dog...i couldn't believe what i was hearing, peace.
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Don Breezio

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Re:Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Said
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2004, 12:54:22 AM »
i went to this place one time w/ a friend called the pilchuck drive in...its just a little hole in the wall restaraunt...good food though...she walked up to the lady to order and asked:

"the chicken strips...are they fish or chicken?"....

after that i immediately called her boyfriend and told him he was dating a total dumbass...the entire restaraunt (the whole 12 feet) heard it and was laughing at her.
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Don Breezio

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Re:Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Said
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2004, 12:54:56 AM »
Quote from: AlerG on February 20, 2004, 12:54:03 AM
i remember hearing someone say "i'd never fuck doggystyle, isn't that illegal" or some shit like that, implying fucking a dog...i couldn't believe what i was hearing, peace.

its not illegal for normal citizens but it is if your in the military.
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Re:Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Said
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2004, 05:04:00 AM »
I have one thats pretty funny.  A couple years ago i was watching football with my then girlfriend and she blurted out one of the funniest/stupiest things ever.  She asked me why none of the players tripped over the yellow line on the field.  Now I couldn't even hold the laughter back, and she was pretty embarrassed.  After about 15 minutes of laughing I finally told her that the line was only visible to us, to tell us where the first down was.  Last time she watched football with me.
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Re:Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Said
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2004, 08:58:06 AM »
i was ordering food and asked for a chicken parmigiana and he asked me if i wanted cheese on it. LOL
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Re:Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Said
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2004, 09:50:27 AM »
this guy on my school always fucks the McDonalds with fucking stupid questions, like ordering a cheeseburger without cheese. and the stupid fuck who work full-time at mcDonalds don't know what to do, they just stare at him like :-\
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Re:Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Said
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2004, 10:17:27 AM »
Every word that comes out of Jessica Simpson's mouth..
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Re:Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Said
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2004, 12:18:01 PM »
last year in auto shop me and all my homies were watching TV and that J.Lo LL Cool J video came on and this one dude, Jorge goes "damn, look at her lips.... I-I-I wanna Fuck her in the Mouth" and I said "you mean you want her to give u a BJ?" and he goes "hell no I wanna fuck her mouth", everybody started laughing at him.
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Lord Funk

Re:Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Said
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2004, 12:40:55 PM »
1. Sitting in a pub with my sister last summer during the tennis. She says: "Where's Wimbledon being held this year?"

2. My mate Rob at work calling 192 (non-UK peeps - it's the phone number you used to call to ask for a phone number you don't know):

Operator: "Directory enquiries; what name please?"

Rob: "Er... Rob."

That last one had me on the floor laughing.
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Re:Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Said
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2004, 01:19:43 PM »
my friend asked me if i was a diplomat now that i received my diplomas













« Last Edit: February 20, 2004, 01:21:49 PM by Lil Jay »
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Re:Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Said
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2004, 01:37:10 PM »

I've heard a guy say there's 36 months in a year
I've heard a chick say New York was a country
I've heard a chick asking if a blind date was when blind people hook up
I've heard a dude say there's 32 states in the US
I've heard a dude say Vanilla Ice is hot, but then claimed he's not gay

Oh man, I've heard some stupid ass shit, I can't just think it all up off the top of my head, but man, I hate stupid people...

LMFAO
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Re:Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Said
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2004, 03:59:02 PM »
Quote from: Lil   Jay on February 20, 2004, 01:19:43 PM
my friend asked me if i was a diplomat now that i received my diplomas

lol maybe it was a joke  ;D
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Re:Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard Said
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2004, 04:06:13 PM »
^  nah he was serious..defintely..he's the type of guy to ask those kind of questions
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