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pappy

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have you ever seen an old person fall down
« on: March 04, 2004, 04:55:31 PM »
well i did 2day at work.  im on my break goin back to work goin down the escalator.  this old broad gets on the  escalator goin up.  it went up like 2 feet next thing i see is this old broad  fall backwards.  an cracks her head an shes layin there an the escalator is still goin up.  shes fell an was like arrrggghhh i cant feel my legs ive fallen an i cant get up.  I didnt kno what to do i felt bad for her but it was the funniest thing ive ever seen.  she was jus layin there like a beached whale but the escalator was still bringin her up.  this one lady is like STOP THE ELEVATOR JUS DONT STAND THERE.  SO I press the emergency button an it stops it.  so me an this other broad i guess in her 30's help stabalize the old broad untill help comes.  i felt bad an helped her out so she didnt tumble down the escalator.  but holy shit  it was hilarious.  i didnt laugh infront of her face i was biting my lip down.  omg i kno im goin to hell im fuckin laughing as i type.  you really had to see.  now i kno 80% of the dubcc is goin think im a cold hearted bastard but whatever
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Re:have you ever seen an old person fall down
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2004, 05:03:20 PM »
People falling is one of life's greatest guilty pleasures.
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Re:have you ever seen an old person fall down
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2004, 05:03:25 PM »
funny how u call females broads, funny story too, hardest thing is not to laugh...
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Re:have you ever seen an old person fall down
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2004, 05:07:56 PM »
LOL, old people suck.
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2004, 05:08:00 PM »
lmao I worked at Kmart when I was about 16 and I was stacking vacuums in the overhead space in the aisle. I guess I didn't stack them that good. I came back about a half hour later and as I was walking towards the vacuum aisle The whole overhead display of vacuums fell on top of an old lady.The old lady was layin on the ground. I was laughin my ass off cuz I am evil. I couldn't help it
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Re:have you ever seen an old person fall down
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2004, 05:12:48 PM »
Quote from: ~IfItAintRuffItAintMe~ on March 04, 2004, 05:08:00 PM
lmao I worked at Kmart when I was about 16 and I was stacking vacuums in the overhead space in the aisle. I guess I didn't stack them that good. I came back about a half hour later and as I was walking towards the vacuum aisle The whole overhead display of vacuums fell on top of an old lady.The old lady was layin on the ground. I was laughin my ass off cuz I am evil. I couldn't help it

FUCK U MAN I WAS DRINKIN SOMETHING WHILE I READ THIS AN SPIT UP ALL OVER MYSELF LOL
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Re:have you ever seen an old person fall down
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2004, 05:20:00 PM »
Get this shit. A girl I know, a couple months ago, had to take her grandma, and her mom, to the store.  Her Grandma is EVIL, and always trying to pull guilt trips, and was in a bad mood that day.  Anyways, out of the corner of her eye, as they're leaving the store, she sees her grandma LAY down on the curb, trying to act like she fell.  She started going "OH, HELP, I FELL!!" and this girl acted like she didn't hear her and just kept walking, LOL.  
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Re:have you ever seen an old person fall down
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2004, 05:20:30 PM »
Quote from: Tom Gotti on March 04, 2004, 05:12:48 PM
Quote from: ~IfItAintRuffItAintMe~ on March 04, 2004, 05:08:00 PM
lmao I worked at Kmart when I was about 16 and I was stacking vacuums in the overhead space in the aisle. I guess I didn't stack them that good. I came back about a half hour later and as I was walking towards the vacuum aisle The whole overhead display of vacuums fell on top of an old lady.The old lady was layin on the ground. I was laughin my ass off cuz I am evil. I couldn't help it

FUCK U MAN I WAS DRINKIN SOMETHING WHILE I READ THIS AN SPIT UP ALL OVER MYSELF LOL
ROFL!
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Re:have you ever seen an old person fall down
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2004, 05:24:39 PM »
lmao..I have too many funny stories from the 2 years I worked there.
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Re:have you ever seen an old person fall down
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2004, 05:33:16 PM »
Tell Some  :)
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Re:have you ever seen an old person fall down
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2004, 05:33:20 PM »
LoL...Too bad she didn't die. That woulda' REALLY been funny...
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Re:have you ever seen an old person fall down
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2004, 05:59:14 PM »
that kmart shit is hilarious, that job sucked, only worked there for like a month
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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2004, 06:40:12 PM »
Heres another one. Me and the security dude were cool with each other. There was this kid named Mikethat worked there  and I always thought the kid was a little pervert. So I started being sneaky with the help of the security guy. The security guy paged me and told me he saw Mike grab a Maxim Magazine and go into the spare stock room. The manager said he found tissues and a sticky magazine in the corner of a stack of pallets.
So another time, He pages me again and says 'He just shoved a magazine in his pants and went into the bathroom. So me and the security guard sneak into the bathroom. And he Mike is in one of the stalls.The security guard kicks the stall door open and he had his pants down to his ankles masturbating. LMFAO We told all the bosses and associates. He got fired. And if you don't beleive me I have an audio Mp3 of Kmarts manager recorded him admitting that it happened.
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Re:have you ever seen an old person fall down
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2004, 08:08:42 PM »
^Embarassing^  

All the stories are funny as fuck I can picture the old lady laying prone on the escalator as it goes up LOL.

Old Women fuckin suck, most are angry and bitter.  Two days ago I was on the trolley going to school and before my stop I got up and stood by the door so I can get to my bus in time.  anyway this lady was sleeping across the aisle thingy , or at least resting, she had her eyes closed until I got up and I guess I woke her up with my backpack, anyway I walked over to the door and was holding the rail and then I get shoved in my back, and through the reflection in the window I see it is her and I turned and gave her the evil eye >:( <one of those.  then I turn around and she pushes to get past me and stand at the door so I put my shoulder in her way and stepped in front of her, then she steps to the left of me so I stepped to the left, then we get to the stop and I was getting off and I feel her try and push me again, fuckin bitch I couldn't do anything because she was old but I was pretty pissed.

then at the end of the day i was about to get on the bus at school and two old ladys push in front of me to get on the bus first.  Old people SuCK >:(
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Re:have you ever seen an old person fall down
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2004, 09:29:41 PM »
Quote from: ~IfItAintRuffItAintMe~ on March 04, 2004, 06:40:12 PM
Heres another one. Me and the security dude were cool with each other. There was this kid named Mikethat worked there  and I always thought the kid was a little pervert. So I started being sneaky with the help of the security guy. The security guy paged me and told me he saw Mike grab a Maxim Magazine and go into the spare stock room. The manager said he found tissues and a sticky magazine in the corner of a stack of pallets.
So another time, He pages me again and says 'He just shoved a magazine in his pants and went into the bathroom. So me and the security guard sneak into the bathroom. And he Mike is in one of the stalls.The security guard kicks the stall door open and he had his pants down to his ankles masturbating. LMFAO We told all the bosses and associates. He got fired. And if you don't beleive me I have an audio Mp3 of Kmarts manager recorded him admitting that it happened.



LMAO, yea...I remember those prank calls you put up on soundclick...You got fired for them, lololol.
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