Well yesterday after school I was chillen wit my girlfriend and I was hoping to get some of her DSLs all up on me. So we was about to go at it when I whipped out my dick and she was holding it and jackin at the same time.. Shes then like "WTF IS THAT?". I was like "Umm What?" I couldnt see what it was coz it was facing her, not me.

There was a lump on my dick and she was like "HOLY SHIT IS IT A CYST?" so we was both freaking out thinking I got cancer and shit. She was all sad about it today when I saw her...

So I get home from school today and I check it... and it was just a pimple. I NEVER had a pimple on my dick so I freaked out. Shit was crazy thou. I was about to make a kemo appointment  

O.K., here's what I get from this post.  A girl notices you have a lump on your dick yesterday afternoon.  You eventually see it this afternoon, and notice it's a pimple.  There's 24 hours there unaccounted for, buddy... exactly where was your dick then?

don't sweat it, spread it...j/p

smack that bitch cause her greasy hands done made your package break out, peace.