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MANBEARPIG.

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Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2004, 05:42:07 PM »
Hahaha Suga Free is a funny mothafucka!

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Suga Free: Now ill never hit a woman (NAH), but ill slap da shit out of a biatch why ya bullshittin!


I got that shit on my phone I listenn to it daily wit my other MP3s

....why is this world full of bitches?
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Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2004, 07:54:22 PM »
well if you guys listened to the song you would know its funny, but I'm sure your still retarded anyways.
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GangstaBoogy

Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2004, 08:08:35 PM »
this aint really funny but it always confused me...

Eminem: Superman "bitch if you died I wouldnt buy you life"

 ???
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Suga Foot

Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2004, 08:21:34 PM »
"2 Words: Freeway Slightly Retarded"

Freeway on Kanye West's "2 Words"
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Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2004, 12:35:21 AM »
"We got big dicks...This is NOT Japan" -Sccit


It's some oldass shit, but check the track here ("Nice Try" with AlerG), it's pretty funny...http://www.soundclick.com/sccithashit
« Last Edit: January 24, 2004, 12:36:45 AM by MC Sccit »
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Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2004, 07:25:05 AM »
Suga Free is the king of the funny quotes. I love this line from Quik's "Get tha money".

"If I hang around nine mo motherfuckers just like you...I would be the tenth.... (why dont you straighten up and get a job) YAAAAH!!"

Its the way he says it, that guy is funny!
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Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2004, 10:01:12 AM »
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Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2004, 10:11:05 AM »
Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick gots to fit

gay ass line
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Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2004, 06:31:59 PM »
We should just make this a funny Sugafree quote thread.

"It's estimated that 9 out of 10 men don't check their spouse
But Suga Free will tell your pretty ass to get the fuck out"

Not really funny but clever and words to live by.

"Oooh Catastrophe!
Bitch rather slide down a slide of razor blades into a pool of pimp piss but this hoe had the audacity
To ask me for a dollar even though it's all I had left
These lying greedy ass hoes will 50 cent your ass to death!"

"Why did the little girl carry a goldfish in her pocket?
So she could smell like the big girls!"

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Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2004, 04:28:08 PM »
Quote from: Lord Funk on January 22, 2004, 11:54:16 PM
My favourite quote from Pac (because it's funny-dumb, not funny-ha-ha) is:

"The only thing that can kill me is death."

...Er... yep.

maybe he means by death somethin like the grim reaper aka a natural cause


Quote from: Baby G on January 23, 2004, 08:08:35 PM
this aint really funny but it always confused me...

Eminem: Superman "bitch if you died I wouldnt buy you life"

 ???

he's sayin he aint gonna pay shit for a woman..
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SikksTrey

Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2004, 04:34:25 PM »
Man, Suga Free is the shieeet!

E-40 and Devin usually drop some funny shit too..


This one's simple, but I still love it...check my sig.

« Last Edit: January 25, 2004, 04:35:16 PM by SikksTrey »
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Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2004, 05:59:16 PM »
Mufucka ain't gotta be flash sportin all in front of a batch to get a batch
That hoe protectin' shit don't work that batch just wants your scrizzatch
--E40

It's not really the words he says it's how he says it.

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Smoke

Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2004, 06:12:49 PM »
"Wanna know why all the hoes call me Soopafly
Cause if my dick was a blunt bitch we all be high"
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Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2004, 08:20:54 PM »
Quote from: .:SPEECH:. on January 25, 2004, 06:12:49 PM
"Wanna know why all the hoes call me Soopafly
Cause if my dick was a blunt bitch we all be high"

haha thats koo
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Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2004, 09:47:43 PM »
yeah devin comes up with some funny shit, but suga free's shit is the best. hi-c, dj quik, even the luniz

"pass the dubee to the left biddy bam bam fool, whoa, what the fuck wrong with you?"
-luniz 5 on it
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