All walk into a bar . . . j/k

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says,
"Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says,
"Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says,
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! ... Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the rabbit.

As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask,
"Lion, why did you do this? ... He was merely trying to help us all!"
The lion answers,
"That little fucker! He makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"

Not that funny, but here, I'll give you an LoL to make you feel better...

Quote from: The original, the one and only, Now_I_Know on November 09, 2003, 04:07:33 PM

Not that funny, but here, I'll give you an LoL to make you feel better...

Save it..Looks like you need it more.

Okay, I'll save it just for you...

Quote from: Noonan on November 09, 2003, 03:25:55 PM

All walk into a bar . . .

ok wait...  umm.. what happen in a bar again?

Please refrain from posting in threads longer than a paragraph.

Free which country? We've already freed Iraq, and that's enough for a good decade or two...

hahahahaha

freed iraq? LMAO............


you know bush let out rapest, thieves and murders...  using the excuse that they were political prisoners... now it is upsafe for women to walk at night... and before american when in there.. women didnt have to wear the bee hive burka.... i really dont believe that sadam was a bad guy... he just didnt fit into what america saw fit as a leader..... if arnold can say.. hitler was a great leaders.. i should be able to say... Sadam isnt a bad guy... and i think we should have him over for tea....



BAH! that is just IMO though...

I have quite a few questions...
What does rapest mean?
What is upsafe?
What do you mean by "if arnold can say.. hitler was a great leaders.."??

As a matter of fact, just tell me what the hell you're trying to say...Everytime you post, I get a splitting headache.

i really dont believe that sadam was a bad guy...

I always thought when people called you stupid, they were just taking low blows. I guess not.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-3364322,00.html

300,000 in mass graves...

Saddam is many things, a good leader, he's not.


That joke was pretty funny tho!