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XXL reveals: Benzino is wack
« on: January 01, 2004, 07:08:53 PM »
   
XXL Magazine Press Conference To Feature Benzino Recording That Proves He's Wack.


NEW YORK, NY - XXL press agents announced this week that they have uncovered "strong and very damaging evidence" that international rap sensation, Benzino, is actually wack, and not the dope rapper he claims to be.

    The magazine is rumored to have uncovered a recent recording from Benzino, which not only proves that he is wack, but also proves that he sucks. "This recording is substantial proof that Benzino is in fact a wack emcee, just as we speculated," said XXL editor Elliot Wilson. "It's time we as hip-hoppers stood up against wack shit, and I think one listen to this recording and people will definitely understand the level of wackness that is Benzino."

    XXL will play the recording at the forthcoming press conference, however will not include a copy of the recording with the issue in fear of losing readership.


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Re:XXL reveals: Benzino is wack
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2004, 07:14:39 PM »
LOL.
 

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Re:XXL reveals: Benzino is wack
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2004, 07:15:53 PM »
wow, we aleady knew that ;D
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Re:XXL reveals: Benzino is wack
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2004, 07:30:19 PM »
lol, i like this, turns the tables, and makes benzio and the source look like the asses that they are
 

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Re:XXL reveals: Benzino is wack
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2004, 07:59:45 PM »
LMAO @ Reveals benzino is wack...like we didnt know that before.  :P
 

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Re:XXL reveals: Benzino is wack
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2004, 08:07:57 PM »
The magazine is rumored to have uncovered a recent recording from Benzino, which not only proves that he is wack, but also proves that he sucks.

lmao!
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Re:XXL reveals: Benzino is wack
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2004, 11:49:37 PM »
Before the Eminem beef, I imagine that there was a kid who worked his ass off for 2 weeks or more so he could get some new CDs. He thinks to himself, "hey, that Rock The Party" beat is hot, I'm gonna pick that album up!" Little does the child know, Mario Winans provided the hotness and Benny screwed it all up.

So now the kid has the album. After 1, maybe 2 listens, the kid is pissed. The kid wanted to be honest and buy music, not download it. But after the disappointment of Benzino's album, isn't downloading justified?
 

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Re:XXL reveals: Benzino is wack
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2004, 02:55:12 AM »
I saw "Redemption" for sale used once for $3.99 I was gonna buy it, but I have morals.
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Re:XXL reveals: Benzino is wack
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2004, 03:04:27 AM »
Lol...but still: beef between Hip-Hop magazines remains stupid.
 

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Re:XXL reveals: Benzino is wack
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2004, 03:38:57 AM »


NEW YORK, NY - XXL press agents announced this week that they have uncovered "strong and very damaging evidence" that international rap sensation, Benzino, is actually wack, and not the dope rapper he claims to be.

    The magazine is rumored to have uncovered a recent recording from Benzino, which not only proves that he is wack, but also proves that he sucks. "This recording is substantial proof that Benzino is in fact a wack emcee, just as we speculated," said XXL editor Elliot Wilson. "


LMFAO  ;D
 

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Re:XXL reveals: Benzino is wack
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2004, 05:37:35 AM »
funniest thing about this beef is...nobody involved in this is black...sooner or later somebody finna get they pages deleted...
 

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Re:XXL reveals: Benzino is wack
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2004, 06:00:18 AM »
it's funny - if you go to the source forum, everyone over there disses benzino too, except some poster named "benzino", hmm. wonder why.... damn that guy is wack
 

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Re:XXL reveals: Benzino is wack
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2004, 10:22:19 AM »
XXL's editor is a wack rapper too. However, this is kinda funny.

Most hip-hop is now keyboard driven, because the majority of hip-hop workstations have loops and patches that enable somebody with marginal skills to put tracks together,...

Unfortunately, most hip-hop artists gravitated towards the path of least resistance by relying on these pre-set patches. As a result, electric guitar and real musicians became devalued, and a lot of hip-hop now sounds the same.

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Re:XXL reveals: Benzino is wack
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2004, 11:10:56 AM »
Isn't this one of those public secrets that everyone knows?
 

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Re:XXL reveals: Benzino is wack
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2004, 01:34:36 PM »
dude this article isnt even true. its part of the "I aint having that" section in hip hop site. they have been running the "i aint having that" section for years, and eveyrtime they always do it as a joke of a current situation. so that entire article is just fabricated to poke some fun. so XXL aint doin shit
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