Punchlines and Wordplay

[Wicked977]

You G-Unit Ninja turtles cuz your leader is a rat...

[GangstaBoogy]

all of these are from Murda Mook...

“What I got intent to prove, okay im a fool
Yeah im dumb cuz i finished school
Its cool, with all the hatin & the dissin
Cuz listen, when this is finished yall gone be payin my tuition”

“You a simp too, talkin about you tag & toss em
We know damn well he snuggle like the fabric softner”

"Some people get hype with they people & start actin tough
Till they be hooked to them machines that sound like trucks backin up”

“Yo days is up like calenders on the ceiling”

“You a joker, I dont know why you wanna run yo mouth
When you guns a bleach stain, arty its never comin out”

“Ill break yo fuckin legs for thinkin you can stand a chance”

“Matter of fact, ima grab the 8 & send his ass to satan
Aint no procrastination, let slugs jerk him like masturbation”

“No lie though, im breathin for the danger
Squirtin the biscuit like perfect divison - im leavin no remanders”

“Im like the postal service, with all the bitches I fed X”

“I can see this nigga far from smart
He probably think a stero-type is sony, panasonic, or sharp”

“Ill shoot you in yo apartment to walk on the red carpet”

“Niggas wanna talk about the glocks they take out
But they heat bumps - shiet get hot & they break out”

“When you talkin to a king just make sure you got your plea straight
Faggot, the only time you bust caps is when your knees break”

“I aint gotta brag, you should know how we ride
So many guns we should win the noble PIECE prize”

“Fuck fees, im tryna fuck Free
But I knew she’d be ahead of her class, cuz all she wanted to do is succeed [suck seed]

“No matter how hard you write
Bein locked up is the only time we can say yo bars is tight”

“Im goin off for cash
Im ludacris, show me some heart, ima blow it out your ass”

“He got a crackheard career, - always lookin for a hit”

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[Elevz]

Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from
Phife Dawg!

[ABN]

Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from
Phife Dawg!

reminds me of "i´ll beat my dick and bust up in your eye so you can see me cumming"

[da_notorious_mack]

aiight i got chu....

How'za tight rap gunna start wit fa shizzle?...
on his pidgeon chest,Crooked carve's his intial's...

ya make me wanna trip wit dis gauge...
suckaz a be gone in 60 seconds...
quicker than Nicholas Cage....

I attack you with words thats absurd...
and rip your fuckin skin off just to get on your nerves...

for starters..the bentley aint yours...
its Shaun Carters..if it aint Shauns...
its his partners...

you're looking for sympathy?/
You better look between R and T in the dictionary

Your ass forgot//
So jus incase you don't remember me//
I'll run your brain around the block ta jog your fuckin memory//

flawless victory, yall n*ggas cant do shit to me/
physically, lyrically, hypothetically, realistically

 got drug spots from new york to canada//
cuz Big L be fuckin with more "ki's" then a janitor

[Oklin]

dopeness!!....

thanks for it 

[ωεεźγ ғ]

Papoose and Paul Wall is pretty good at those too

[Minkaveli]

The only way youd get five mikes is if you were in a gay orgy-Iron Solomon
You couldn't come dope if you ejaculated crack-Swann


watch a scribblejam dvd.  There are so many lines

[Mac 10 †]

Listen to Jay Z's PSA from the black album

1st verse from that = the best verse from The Black Album

i thought the first verse from threat was the best, i think thats what made me a jay-z fan

yeah that was dope too.

['EclipZe]

Aint Noone fucking wit Cassidy 

[Throwback]

^^rofl kartoffel.

got more soul than a sock with a hole

[GangstaBoogy]

Papoose and Paul Wall is pretty good at those too

the same paul wall that said "more carrots than bugs bunny's lunch" lol, ill never understand what people see in this cat

cassidy got a lot of nice ones. damn near everything lloyd banks spit in 2002 was fiyaaah.

[Sweet & Tender Hooligan]

"I got my deejays kickin karate, coz they throw my wax on and take your wax off like mr Miyagi".....40 Cal ( I think)

DUnno if this counts as a punchline or a metaphor but.....

"SO put the hundreds in the bag or amma put the eagle 2 ya helmet and the fifth 2 ya chest like donovan mcnabb"....The Game

["THE" MoSav]

"The Crack and the Flow on the Block is Mean\Three 7's bacc to bacc like a slot machine."
Hell Rell
"
"Ill put you in your place faster then a real estate agent."
Jr Writer

"Dont light it if the thing aint purple, million dollar man, bought me a cat named virgil."
Killa Cam

This is all from one wakeup freestlye on the radio. WE ARE BLESSED WITH GREATNESS! DIPSET BITCH 2006! 
 

[Spicemuthafuc*in1]

"The Crack and the Flow on the Block is Mean\Three 7's bacc to bacc like a slot machine."
Hell Rell
"
"Ill put you in your place faster then a real estate agent."
Jr Writer

"Dont light it if the thing aint purple, million dollar man, bought me a cat named virgil."
Killa Cam

This is all from one wakeup freestlye on the radio. WE ARE BLESSED WITH GREATNESS! DIPSET BITCH 2006! 

dope shit