kick kowledge.

[Kassem]

^^^^^^^^^LMAO

Arabic Bediuon shit that might sound strange in english


A foolish man may be known by six things: Anger without cause, speech without profit, change without progress, inquiry without object, putting trust in a stranger, and mistaking foes for friends.

A known mistake is better than an unknown truth

A wise man associating with the vicious becomes an idiot; a dog traveling with good men becomes a rational being.

Ask the experienced rather than the learned

Believe what you see and lay aside what you hear

Call someone your lord and he'll sell you in the slave market.

Do not buy either the moon or the news, for in the end they will both come out.

Eat whatever you like, but dress as others do.

Every sun has to set

Give a man some cloth and he'll ask for some lining

He who plants thorns must never expect to gather roses.

Meaningless laughter is a sign of ill-breeding

No crowd ever waited at the gates of patience

Only the tent pitched by your own hands will stand.

Only three things in life are certain birth, death and change

Shall the gosling teach the goose to swim

The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on

The one-eyed person is a beauty in the country of the blind

The wound of words is worse than the wound of swords

The wrath of brothers is fierce and devilish

Think of the going out before you enter.

Visit rarely, and you will be more loved.

What is learnt in the cradle lasts to the grave

When what you want doesn't happen, learn to want what does.

When a door opens not to your knock, consider your reputation

Wishing does not make a poor man rich

Write the bad things that are done to you in sand, but write the good things that happen to you on a piece of marble

An intelligent deaf-mute is better than an ignorant person who can speak

If you conduct yourself properly, fear no one

The deserter is the brother of the murderer

some of them might sound strange

[jeromechickenbone]

I never sleep, cuz sleep is the cousin of death. (Nas)

You can get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking your head in a bull's ass.  But wouldn't you rather take the butchers word for it? (Farley)

All we are is dust in the wind, dude. (Ted)

[Lincoln]

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance
It's not who wants to sleep with you; It's who wants to sleep with you again.
There are three rings to marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering
It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!
Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive
Trouble with dreams is, a lot of them do come true. By the time they do, you've turned into somebody else. That's what happens with time... It's always been important to me, that my dream come true, when I wanted. We turned our dream into reality by not even really pursuing either one. We didn't pursue the dream and we certainly didn't pursue reality!
The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza
I think the two most difficult things to deal with in life are failure and success

[TeeRaySix9Teen]

Face down, ass Up. Thats the way we like to fuck

[Lil Jay]

Where there's a hoe there's a hater.

[rik]

Keep It West Coast

[WestCoasta]

a bitch is a bitch

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Don't take life too seriously, you're never going to get out of it alive.

[rik]

Never plan to fail, never fail to plan

[[sepehr]]

I really don't know. Googled around when I was bored

What happened to all that Taoist stuff?

[BizzyR.I.P.]

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer Simpson!!!!

[coola]

go to sleep with itchy bottom, and you'll wake up with smelly fingers.

[rik]

go to sleep with itchy bottom, and you'll wake up with smelly fingers.

LMAO

[Sikotic™]

Real niggaz don't die.

Sorry hempside.