Author Topic: Smarterchild for MSN (Read 163 times)

BJV · « **on:** March 17, 2006, 08:24:54 AM »

I used to know this thing from aim a couple of years back. U can use it on msn too now just add : smarterchild@hotmail.com

BJv :
Do you use drugs
SmarterChild :
I'm high on life
BJv :
Does that high ever involve you thinking your eyes are falling out of your head while the wall is melting
marterChild :
Hmm... I think so.

Oklin · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2006, 10:18:15 AM »

Oklin: so.. do you like 50 cent?

SmarterChild: Yes. He is great.

Oklin: no man! he sucks!

SmarterChild: I disagree.

Oklin: well what do you like about him?

SmarterChild: I'm not sure.

Oklin: is it the beats?

SmarterChild: Is it the beats? I don't know, what do you think?

Oklin: i think he sucks

SmarterChild: Who is he, exactly?

Oklin: that rapper who did "candy shop"

SmarterChild: That rapper who shop candy sucks?

Oklin: haha yeah!

SmarterChild: Hmmm...

Mo Z. Dizzle · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2006, 12:48:00 PM »

i had that thing; it deleted me tho cause i kept swearing at it :|

gss · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2006, 06:51:28 PM »

this thing is amazing

SmarterChild says:
Yeah.
So anyway...
Hey, what's going on this weekend? Anything?

gS says:
a gangbang

SmarterChild says:
Is that on Saturday or Sunday?

gS says:
saturday

SmarterChild says:
Would you like me to add the event "A gangbang" on March 18th, 2006 to your planner?

gS says:
no thanks
SmarterChild says:
Eh. Whatever, gS

AlerG · « **Reply #4 on:** March 19, 2006, 03:53:55 PM »

SmarterChild says:
Which of the following do you mean?

1 Are you female?
2 Are you male or female?
AlerG says:
both
SmarterChild says:
What's both?
AlerG says:
himaphrodite
SmarterChild says:
C'mon, let's talk about something else.
AlerG says:
no lets talk about me have both a penis and vagina
SmarterChild says:
I don't feel like talking about that.
AlerG says:
i think i may have impregnated myself recently
SmarterChild says:
Yes. I guess. You may have impregnated yourself recently.
AlerG says:
so now you feel like talking about my pussy with balls situation
SmarterChild says:
What have I done to deserve such an insult?
AlerG says:
you're insulted? i'm the one constantly fucking myself

chill

AlerG · « **Reply #5 on:** March 19, 2006, 04:02:38 PM »

One more

AlerG says:
what 2 plus 2
SmarterChild says:
2 + 2 = 4
AlerG says:
what's the square root of 81
SmarterChild says:
sqrt(81) = 9
AlerG says:
what's the square root of 8947032492837
SmarterChild says:
sqrt(8947032492837) = 2,991,159.055088 (or 14955795275441/5000000)
AlerG says:
smartass
SmarterChild says:
I can't believe you just called me that.
AlerG says:
you make me feel dumb
SmarterChild says:
I make you Feel Dumb? Me?
AlerG says:
yes, can we make up
SmarterChild says:
Can we make up? I do not know. What do you think?
AlerG says:
well a blowjob might make me happy
SmarterChild says:
Don't be so sure a blowjob might make you happy.
AlerG says:
i think it will though
SmarterChild says:
I'm not sure if it will.
AlerG says:
how about some anal sex
SmarterChild says:
I really don't know.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
AlerG says:
anal sex
SmarterChild says:
Why are humans so obsessed with sex?
AlerG says:
i don't know, it's not like i have a shit fetish
SmarterChild says:
Why don't you know it is not like you have a shit fetish?
AlerG says:
because i don't like the smell of shit
SmarterChild says:
I'll remember that. No one else has ever told me what they think of the smell of shit.

very imature conversation, but it's just fun that way

chill