omfg lmao this is a classic chapelle !

[Teddy Roosevelt]

I don't care what people say, those sketches with Paul Mooney are under rated.



Can't find Negrodamus.

A lot of it was made up on the spot by Mooney.

[Canuck]

^^^ yea man ask a black dude is great there are some deleted scenes on the dvd so funny

[coola]

"actually i'd feel more comfortable if i just pull my penis through its fold" LMAO

[Teddy Roosevelt]

"actually i'd feel more comfortable if i just pull my penis through its fold" LMAO

Everyone knows Leoanard Washington makes that skit what it is.
"Get in the car. G-G-G-Get in the car!"
"you need to check your tone. Use your inside voice or I'll throw you outside"
"Damn. Now I've heard of trimming the hedges, but you've gone scortched the earth."

He's even funnier in the world seris of dice, which I'm going to find tomorrow and upload to youtube.

[coola]

^ nice

[Canuck]

"we basically do all the same things this life raise our kids, make love from time to time and wash...speaking of which i learned that white ppl dont use wash clothes you know that im serious they got one bar of soap in the house everytime i use it somebody elses pubic hairs was in it,like use the cloth why yo ass gotta use the raw bar of soap in ur butt and all this nigga i need to wash my face...and my feet"

my fave Leonard Washington line 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

"we basically do all the same things this life raise our kids, make love from time to time and wash...speaking of which i learned that white ppl dont use wash clothes you know that im serious they got one bar of soap in the house everytime i use it somebody elses pubic hairs was in it,like use the cloth why yo ass gotta use the raw bar of soap in ur butt and all this nigga i need to wash my face...and my feet"

my fave Leonard Washington line 

My fave Leonard Washington line. It's actually a situation not a line, but whatever. I'd still consider that momma sentence for one of my favorites.

Gets shot and still talks shit.

[Canuck]

"ya motha aint shit" LOL
"i bought my momma car and spent the rest on....PCP"
"and when i leave come together like butcheeks"

[Šųšļå]

"actually i'd feel more comfortable if i just pull my penis through its fold" LMAO

Everyone knows Leoanard Washington makes that skit what it is.
"Get in the car. G-G-G-Get in the car!"
"you need to check your tone. Use your inside voice or I'll throw you outside"
"Damn. Now I've heard of trimming the hedges, but you've gone scortched the earth."

He's even funnier in the world seris of dice, which I'm going to find tomorrow and upload to youtube.

hell yeah man. if you could upload the dice one that would be sweet. i looked for it like a month ago but had no luck. 

PS. ashy larry is the shit

[sexysunee]

good stuff