Check this shit now or the devil will fuck your first child

[BigBDrugStores]

so i sent this message to my dad the other day

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyid=2006-08-25T221547Z_01_N25234227_RTRUKOC_0_US-LEISURE-ELTON.xml&src=rss&rpc=22
 

^no diggity

he sent this back

Let this be a lesson to you. Do drugs, and you will end up like Elton John, thinking stupid thoughts and doing stupid things.

I am sorry, but hip-hop is a pathetic excuse for music.

lol, he always sends me links to stories about rappers getting busted with drugs and the things that dmx does to make the news.

[J Bananas]

tell pops he's harshin your mellow when he does that

[Narrator]

The devil would never be able to do that.

Your pops can go fuck himself.