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LMAO at Espn's NBA player rankings! hilarious stuff
« on: October 21, 2006, 11:03:30 PM »
HAHAHAHAHA! OMG!! The worst player rankings ever, has to be a joke or something.  They have Ron Artest as the 118 best player in the NBA! HAHAHAH U meen the best defender in the league and one of the best 10-15 players in the world.  And Jermaine Oneal the 28th best rated player! HAHAHA all star 5 years straight, one of the best 10 players in the league easily when hes healthy.  And AMare at #4 HAHA.  Seriousley this is the funniest shit I have ever seen what a joke.  Artest at 118 is the most amazing thing Ive ever heard.  Listen to Larry Bird who says Ronnie is easily a top12 player in the league, cause he is!
 

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Re: LMAO at Espn's NBA player rankings! hilarious stuff
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2006, 12:42:09 AM »
If ron wasnt nuts he would be top 15 on that list.
 

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Re: LMAO at Espn's NBA player rankings! hilarious stuff
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2006, 02:39:16 AM »
He's doin it based on that efficiency bullshit....and I might agree with some of it if it was going off of last year's stats...but he's doin "predictions" for these efficiency ratings, and he has players all over the damn place.

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Re: LMAO at Espn's NBA player rankings! hilarious stuff
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2006, 04:25:11 AM »
Well, if he's doing it based on efficiency, then great defenders get screwed over of course. It's more about numbers and mathematics than about what they really bring to the table. But since Ron is crazy in the head, he doesn't bring THAT much to the table in the long run, anyway.
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Re: LMAO at Espn's NBA player rankings! hilarious stuff
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2006, 11:02:23 AM »
Fuck BSPN, they're even worse than SI...The bigger joke is that LeBron is number 1...And it's amazing at some of the names they have over Lamar Odom (Jackie Butler? Chuck Hayes? Al Jefferson?)... :-\



Top 200 (:-X):

1.  LeBron James, CLE

2.  Kobe Bryant, LAL

3.  Dirk Nowitzki, DAL

4.  Amare Stoudemire, PHO

5.  Dwyane Wade, MIA

6.  Kevin Garnett, MIN

7.  Chris Paul, NOK

8.  Pau Gasol, MEM

9.  Gilbert Arenas, WAS

10.  Allen Iverson, PHI

11.  Shaquille O'Neal, MIA

12.  Tracy McGrady, HOU

13.  Elton Brand, LAC

14.  Andrei Kirilenko, UTA

15.  Shawn Marion, PHO

16.  Yao Ming, HOU

17.  Carmelo Anthony, DEN

18.  Tim Duncan, SA

19.  Steve Nash, PHO

20.  Chris Bosh, TOR

21.  Paul Pierce, BOS

22.  Tony Parker, SA

23.  Chauncey Billups, DET

24.  Manu Ginobili, SA

25.  Zydrunas Ilgauskas, CLE

26.  Vince Carter, NJ

27.  Ray Allen, SEA

28.  Jermaine O'Neal, IND

29.  Rashard Lewis, SEA

30.  Gerald Wallace, CHA

31.  Carlos Boozer, UTA

32.  Al Jefferson, BOS

33.  Chuck Hayes, HOU

34.  Michael Redd, MIL

35.  Channing Frye, NY

36.  Marcus Camby, DEN

37.  Jason Richardson, GS

38.  Charlie Villanueva, MIL

39.  Jameer Nelson, ORL

40.  Devin Harris, DAL

41.  Josh Howard, DAL

42.  Jackie Butler, SA

43.  Baron Davis, GS

44.  Richard Jefferson, NJ

45.  Andrew Bogut, MIL

46.  Corey Maggette, LAC

47.  Mehmet Okur, UTA

48.  Grant Hill, ORL

49.  Eddy Curry, NY

50.  Jason Kidd, NJ

51.  Drew Gooden, CLE

52.  Mike Bibby, SAC

53.  Dwight Howard, ORL

54.  Mike Miller, MEM

55.  Stephon Marbury, NY

56.  David Lee, NY

57.  Jason Terry, DAL

58.  Ike Diogu, GS

59.  Luol Deng, CHI

60.  Richard Hamilton, DET

61.  Dan Gadzuric, MIL

62.  David West, NOK

63.  Ben Wallace, CHI

64.  Mike James, MIN

65.  Chris Wilcox, SEA

66.  Sam Cassell, LAC

67.  Caron Butler, WAS

68.  Zach Randolph, POR

69.  Darko Milicic, ORL

70.  Brevin Knight, CHA

71.  Joe Johnson, ATL

72.  Raymond Felton, CHA

73.  Brad Miller, SAC

74.  Shareef Abdur-Rahim, SAC

75.  Lamar Odom, LAL

76.  Kenyon Martin, DEN

77.  Kirk Hinrich, CHI

78.  Luke Ridnour, SEA

79.  Wally Szczerbiak, BOS

80.  Earl Boykins, DEN

81.  Jake Tsakalidis, MEM

82.  Hedo Turkoglu, ORL

83.  Chris Webber, PHI

84.  Peja Stojakovic, NOK

85.  Steve Francis, NY

86.  Troy Murphy, GS

87.  Larry Hughes, CLE

88.  Travis Outlaw, POR

89.  Antawn Jamison, WAS

90.  Danny Granger, IND

91.  Josh Childress, ATL

92.  Kendrick Perkins, BOS

93.  Kevin Martin, SAC

94.  Tayshaun Prince, DET

95.  Al Harrington, IND

96.  Andre Miller, DEN

97.  Nene Hilario, DEN

98.  Beno Udrih, SA

99.  Rasheed Wallace, DET

100.  Speedy Claxton, ATL

101.  Primoz Brezec, CHA

102.  Andris Biedrins, GS

103.  Emeka Okafor, CHA

104.  Joel Przybilla, POR

105.  Ben Gordon, CHI

106.  Brian Cook, LAL

107.  Robert Swift, SEA

108.  Andre Iguodala, PHI

109.  Leandro Barbosa, PHO

110.  Mo Williams, MIL

111.  Anderson Varejao, CLE

112.  Sean May, CHA

113.  Jamal Crawford, NY

114.  Boris Diaw, PHO

115.  Mike Sweetney, CHI

116.  Chris Kaman, LAC

117.  Ricky Davis, MIN

118.  Ron Artest, SAC

119.  Bonzi Wells, HOU

120.  Deron Williams, UTA

121.  Ryan Gomes, BOS

122.  Chris Mihm, LAL

123.  Linas Kleiza, DEN

124.  Matt Harpring, UTA

125.  Marquis Daniels, IND

126.  Delonte West, BOS

127.  Stromile Swift, MEM

128.  Charlie Bell, MIL

129.  Nenad Krstic, NJ

130.  Eddie House, NJ

131.  Bobby Simmons, MIL

132.  Nazr Mohammed, DET

133.  Morris Peterson, TOR

134.  Tyronn Lue, ATL

135.  Nick Collison, SEA

136.  Trevor Ariza, ORL

137.  Kenny Thomas, SAC

138.  J.R. Smith, DEN

139.  Tyson Chandler, NOK

140.  Brendan Haywood, WAS

141.  Steven Hunter, PHI

142.  Vassilis Spanoulis, HOU

143.  Josh Smith, ATL

144.  Maceo Baston, IND

145.  Joe Smith, DEN

146.  Juan Dixon, POR

147.  Jarrett Jack, POR

148.  Jamaal Tinsley, IND

149.  Jason Williams, MIA

150.  Carlos Arroyo, ORL

151.  Rafer Alston, HOU

152.  Antonio McDyess, DET

153.  Martell Webster, POR

154.  Udonis Haslem, MIA

155.  Zaza Pachulia, ATL

156.  Stephen Jackson, IND

157.  Earl Watson, SEA

158.  Jeff Foster, IND

159.  Vladimir Radmanovic, LAL

160.  Shane Battier, HOU

161.  Matt Bonner, SA

162.  Matt Carroll, CHA

163.  Nate Robinson, NY

164.  Andrea Bargnani, TOR

165.  Jerry Stackhouse, DAL

166.  Andres Nocioni, CHI

167.  Donyell Marshall, CLE

168.  James Singleton, LAC

169.  Samuel Dalembert, PHI

170.  Marvin Williams, ATL

171.  Erick Dampier, DAL

172.  Smush Parker, LAL

173.  Marcus Banks, PHO

174.  Austin Croshere, DAL

175.  Bobby Jackson, NOK

176.  Antoine Walker, MIA

177.  Tony Allen, BOS

178.  DerMarr Johnson, DEN

179.  Mike Dunleavy, GS

180.  Salim Stoudamire, ATL

181.  Darius Songaila, WAS

182.  T.J. Ford, TOR

183.  Jalen Rose, NY

184.  Rashad McCants, MIN

185.  Kirk Snyder, HOU

186.  Ruben Patterson, MIL

187.  Keith Van Horn, DAL

188.  James Jones, PHO

189.  Damien Wilkins, SEA

190.  Eddie Griffin, MIN

191.  Uros Slokar, TOR

192.  Steve Blake, MIL

193.  Etan Thomas, WAS

194.  Maurice Evans, LAL

195.  Melvin Ely, CHA

196.  Chris Duhon, CHI

197.  Darius Miles, POR

198.  Luke Walton, LAL

199.  Raef LaFrentz, POR

200.  Sebastian Telfair, BOS
 

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Re: LMAO at Espn's NBA player rankings! hilarious stuff
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2006, 11:05:53 AM »
lol at complaining about Odom (who is wayyyyyyyyy to low I agree) when Artest is 118.  I like u Nik, but kind of typical with ur Arest hating that u wouldnt even mention that as being absurd.  Sorry but athough Kobe is the best him not being #1 is not a bigger joke then Artest being 118, thats absurd.
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Re: LMAO at Espn's NBA player rankings! hilarious stuff
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2006, 11:06:48 AM »
and Jermaine at 28 is hilarious.
 

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Re: LMAO at Espn's NBA player rankings! hilarious stuff
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2006, 11:15:42 AM »
201-330:

201.  Marc Jackson, NOK

202.  Derek Fisher, UTA

203.  Anthony Parker, TOR

204.  Johan Petro, SEA

205.  Damon Stoudamire, MEM

206.  Anthony Johnson, DAL

207.  Robert Horry, SA

208.  Antonio Daniels, WAS

209.  Jorge Garbajosa, TOR

210.  Bernard Robinson, CHA

211.  DeSagana Diop, DAL

212.  Cuttino Mobley, LAC

213.  Greg Buckner, DAL

214.  Kurt Thomas, PHO

215.  Lorenzen Wright, ATL

216.  Kris Humphries, TOR

217.  Raja Bell, PHO

218.  Sarunas Jasikevicius, IND

219.  Malik Allen, CHI

220.  Monta Ellis, GS

221.  Marko Jaric, MIN

222.  Hakim Warrick, MEM

223.  Jumaine Jones, PHO

224.  Jamaal Magloire, POR

225.  Troy Hudson, MIN

226.  Kyle Korver, PHI

227.  Qyntel Woods, NY

228.  Brent Barry, SA

229.  David Harrison, IND

230.  Michael Finley, SA

231.  Keyon Dooling, ORL

232.  Luther Head, HOU

233.  Eddie Jones, MEM

234.  Mark Blount, MIN

235.  Jose Calderon, TOR

236.  Jarvis Hayes, WAS

237.  Brian Skinner, MIL

238.  Mickael Pietrus, GS

239.  Fred Jones, TOR

240.  Reggie Evans, DEN

241.  Viktor Khryapa, CHI

242.  Shaun Livingston, LAC

243.  Kwame Brown, LAL

244.  Aaron Williams, LAC

245.  Carlos Delfino, DET

246.  Alan Anderson, CHA

247.  Quentin Richardson, NY

248.  Damon Jones, CLE

249.  Chucky Atkins, MEM

250.  Devin Brown, GS

251.  Shammond Williams, LAL

252.  Scott Padgett, HOU

253.  Alan Henderson, PHI

254.  Jared Jeffries, NY

255.  Juwan Howard, HOU

256.  Tim Thomas, LAC

257.  Kosta Perovic, GS

258.  Desmond Mason, NOK

259.  Keith Bogans, ORL

260.  Brian Scalabrine, BOS

261.  John Salmons, SAC

262.  Damir Markota, MIL

263.  Jannero Pargo, NOK

264.  Devean George, DAL

265.  Tony Battie, ORL

266.  Adrian Griffin, CHI

267.  Joey Graham, TOR

268.  Milt Palacio, SEA

269.  Eduardo Najera, DEN

270.  Ronald Murray, DET

271.  Rasho Nesterovic, TOR

272.  Francisco Garcia, SAC

273.  Jake Voskuhl, CHA

274.  Lamond Murray, LAC

275.  P.J. Brown, CHI

276.  Toni Kukoc, MIL

277.  Rasual Butler, NOK

278.  Linton Johnson, NOK

279.  Scot Pollard, CLE

280.  Matt Barnes, GS

281.  Jason Hart, SAC

282.  Keith McLeod, GS

283.  Francisco Elson, SA

284.  Othella Harrington, CHA

285.  Pape Sow, TOR

286.  Theo Ratliff, BOS

287.  Gordan Giricek, UTA

288.  Zarko Cabarkapa, GS

289.  Jarron Collins, UTA

290.  Sasha Vujacic, LAL

291.  Kareem Rush, SEA

292.  Malik Rose, NY

293.  Jason Kapono, MIA

294.  Anthony Carter, DEN

295.  Derek Anderson, MIA

296.  Walter Herrmann, CHA

297.  Mickael Gelabale, SEA

298.  Mikki Moore, NJ

299.  Royal Ivey, ATL

300.  Adonal Foyle, GS

301.  Zoran Planinic, NJ

302.  Gary Payton, MIA

303.  James Posey, MIA

304.  Casey Jacobsen, HOU

305.  Trenton Hassell, MIN

306.  Bostjan Nachbar, NJ

307.  Dahntay Jones, MEM

308.  Pat Garrity, ORL

309.  Maurice Taylor, SAC

310.  Justin Reed, MIN

311.  Daniel Ewing, LAC

312.  David Wesley, CLE

313.  Quinton Ross, LAC

314.  Sasha Pavlovic, CLE

315.  Aleksandar Pavlovic, CLE

316.  Bruce Bowen, SA

317.  Michael Olowokandi, BOS

318.  Clifford Robinson, NJ

319.  Kevin Ollie, PHI

320.  Eric Snow, CLE

321.  Michael Ruffin, WAS

322.  Jacque Vaughn, SA

323.  Orien Greene, IND

324.  Shandon Anderson, MIA

325.  Jason Collins, NJ

326.  Antonio Burks, MIA

327.  Mark Madsen, MIN

328.  Darrell Armstrong, IND

329.  Rafael Araujo, UTA

330.  Ryan Bowen, HOU
 

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Re: LMAO at Espn's NBA player rankings! hilarious stuff
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2006, 11:21:23 AM »
lol at complaining about Odom (who is wayyyyyyyyy to low I agree) when Artest is 118.  I like u Nik, but kind of typical with ur Arest hating that u wouldnt even mention that as being absurd.  Sorry but athough Kobe is the best him not being #1 is not a bigger joke then Artest being 118, thats absurd.


You already mentioned Artest is too low, why should I have to say it again? LOL. Odom has some pathetic names above him and that matters more to me... Kobe not being number one is definitely the biggest joke seeing as Kobe should undisputedly be considered the best in the league these days, especially due to the fact that his closest competition is LeBron James and Dwyane Wade. The fact that Kobe isn't seen by everyone as the best player in the world considering the stuff he's capable of (and considering what LeBronze lead the US to TWICE) is blasphemous...PeACe
 

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Re: LMAO at Espn's NBA player rankings! hilarious stuff
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2006, 11:23:59 AM »
It's amazing how all these writers, analysts, etc. have so little basketball knowledge compared to you experts.

This list looks reasonable.
 

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Re: LMAO at Espn's NBA player rankings! hilarious stuff
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2006, 11:28:28 AM »
It's amazing how all these writers, analysts, etc. have so little basketball knowledge compared to you experts.

This list looks reasonable.




The list looks reasonable? LMFAO! That's even more hilarious than the list itself...No true basketball head takes the media regarding the NBA seriously...That's why it's been named BSPN for years now...PeACe
 

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Re: LMAO at Espn's NBA player rankings! hilarious stuff
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2006, 11:29:36 AM »
It's amazing how all these writers, analysts, etc. have so little basketball knowledge compared to you experts.

This list looks reasonable.

reasonable? LMFAO! Artest as 118?  should be between 10 and 15.  JO at 28 LMAO, should be between 8-12.  Kobe should be #1. Amare shouldnt be #4 he should be out of top20.  Jamison barely in top 100 hahaha.  Chris Paul #7 way to high already hahah. Redd is wayyyy to low also.  If u think this list is reasonable then u should get league pass and actually watch every team play.
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« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2006, 11:32:24 AM »
^^Yea, you should know, it's very reasonable to have Ben Gordon at 105 and Chuck Hayes at 33.
 

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Re: LMAO at Espn's NBA player rankings! hilarious stuff
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2006, 11:40:20 AM »
^^Yea, you should know, it's very reasonable to have Ben Gordon at 105 and Chuck Hayes at 33.
haha more proof this is the worst list ever.  sorry Knuckles to say this list is anything but horrid shows u dont watch must ball. No disrespect but this list is awful.