Punchlines with Athletes/Sports references

[GangstaBoogy]

This Joe Budden song got me thinkin. Post any punchlines you can think of with references to sports or athletes...

"Trust me, you don't wanna start problems
The pound will make you Eddy Curry with a heart problem"
 - Joe Budden "6 Minutes of Death"

"There ain't no type of guts with you
You Terrell Owens, them niggas that wear eagles don't even wanna fuck with you"
 - Joe Budden "6 Minutes of Death"

"Auto or Semi nigga, dump till its empty nigga
They don't even want you in New York, you're like Penny nigga"
 - Joe Budden "6 Minutes of Death"

"I'm like Josh Howard, I need time out, but it'll cost me the game"
 - Joe Budden "Crazy Remix"

"Feel like A-Rod, some say his time's up
Boo a nigga at home, yup I'm in my prime but
He's by far the best player on the team
Then they turn around & drop him to the bottom of the line up
Should get traded, but he don't wanna move
Cuz this the only city he got somethin to prove
And that's why I'm seen with heaters
Cuz you can't be the man when you're on the same team as Jeeter"
 - Joe Budden "Broken Wings Freestyle"

"It's Juice the young Kobe no artist (Artest) can hold me
Droppin 81 a night and consistantly go deep"
 - Juice "Tim Westwood Freestyle"

"Bullets I throw em, you catch you like Owens from McNabb"
 - Cyssero "I'm a Rider"

[WestCoasta]

nice thread... I'll think of some

[Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement]

"I play these bitches like Dr. J played basket ball"

-Too $hort

[WestCoasta]

there's much more but I can't think of any right now...


"girl I come 1st, you 2nd like Sammy Sosa"  - Soopafly


"wear rubbers so I don't go out like Shawn Kemp"  - Hi-C


"level gambino, throw bombs like I'm Dan Marino
 Buick with 20s on em, cuban ladies in the Regal"    - Kool Keith


"on deck with penis out
 pine tar like Tony Perez"   - Kool Keith

[d-nice]

This Joe Budden song got me thinkin. Post any punchlines you can think of with references to sports or athletes...

"Trust me, you don't wanna start problems
The pound will make you Eddy Curry with a heart problem"
 - Joe Budden "6 Minutes of Death"

"There ain't no type of guts with you
You Terrell Owens, them niggas that wear eagles don't even wanna fuck with you"
 - Joe Budden "6 Minutes of Death"

"Auto or Semi nigga, dump till its empty nigga
They don't even want you in New York, you're like Penny nigga"
 - Joe Budden "6 Minutes of Death"

"I'm like Josh Howard, I need time out, but it'll cost me the game"
 - Joe Budden "Crazy Remix"

"It's Juice the young Kobe no artist (Artest) can hold me
Droppin 81 a night and consistantly go deep"
 - Juice "Tim Westwood Freestyle"

"Bullets I throw em, you catch you like Owens from McNabb"
 - Cyssero "I'm a Rider"

That Eddy Curry line was   He had one about the the gun make you shake like Mahmoud Abdul Rauf or something like that.

[Citizen-Y]

I'm a franchise like a Houston Rocket - Jay Z

In Houston I'm number one like I'm in the place of McGrady - Chamillionaire

So we rock it like Tracy McGrady, Send it to Houston in a gray Mercedes - Game

Around y'all (We stand tall) As who? (Yao Ming) Y'all mean? - Crooked I

You ain't Jordan, you're Magic, you used to be sick - J.R Writer

I throw bullets at your niggas like Testaverde - Forgot who

Gotta make moves like Olajuwon - Jay Z

[QuietTruth]

You ain't Jordan, you're Magic, you used to be sick - J.R Writer

Tight line.

[Dubz]

i'm from the western conference, like kobe or james worthy - brotha lynch hung

[westkoastanostra]

"so with the heat i commense a peak out the window,waitin,run out the indo,shakin niggas like barry sanders cuz they weak" - brotha lynch hung

[Samoan Enforcer]

"i'm a raider, warrior, straight Oakland athletic shake niggas like michael vick run em over like jerome bettis" - Keak

[Citizen-Y]

Fuck Bird and all this scoring shit, cause I'll say Magic, Ewing, Jordan, Olajuwon, Isiah and Barkley - Lench Mobb

I love the Lakers now cos now they got Shaq O'Neal, It's time to make a million dollars and that's for real - Snoop

It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic, The Lakers beat the Supersonics - Ice Cube

My coke come white like Barkley's wife - N.O.R.E


So many!

[On The Edge of Insanity]

"My niggaz take no like Kobe" MED

[WestCoasta]

"I steal clientele, shortstop like Derek Jeter
 I'm ill for mail, will jump out the two seater"   - Mac Dre


"we don't Halle like Berry, we Barry like Bonds"  - Mac Dre


"I'm addictive like J.R. Rider and chronic"  - E-40


"I'll make UCLA like the great Ken Norton"  - Defari


"Pac-10 like Kenny Lofton"  - Defari

[Dubz]

I'm an NY G, like Jeremy Shockey - 40 Cal

[WestCoasta]

I'm an NY G, like Jeremy Shockey - 40 Cal

that's kind of a reach...