It's June 03, 2024, 06:58:15 AM
I was out on the piss last night because it was a girl i knows 18th (this girl has the largest breasts i have ever seen in my entire life for an 18 year old but thts a story for a different day) and we wound up in this club. This place doesnt have a set musical theme and just plays whatever, but im dancing with this girl (not the big titted one, her friend) and snap ya fingaz comes on, and this dancing turned dirty as fuck, patrick swayze style, so im standing behind her and shes grinding her ass up against me, next thing i know shes grabbing my hand and putting it down her pants, and starts rubbing it n shit, so obviously theres no complaints from me, but by the time e40's verse is on, this bitch is moaning and shit, and just towards the end of the song, shes fully blown orgasming, with 2 fucking fingers man, everybody in the place is starting to stop and stare, the dj even says over the tannoid thing "somebody give this guy a condom" and all these people start throwing rubbers at me man. lol after the song, i went and got a shot of tequila took this bitch home and had the best sex of my life. True story. Respect Lil Jon, fucking legend.
ROFL!!!! (Roll over floor laughing!!!)
the song still sucks
This girl probably does this shit everytime she goes clubbing...
Quote from: MoSavThanLegit on December 07, 2006, 05:19:26 PMThis girl probably does this shit everytime she goes clubbing... See thats what i thought (not tht i would give a fuck. lol) but i could only fit 2 fingers in which suggests she aint been fucked that many times.
Quote from: Dipset Consigliori on December 07, 2006, 05:26:52 PMQuote from: MoSavThanLegit on December 07, 2006, 05:19:26 PMThis girl probably does this shit everytime she goes clubbing... See thats what i thought (not tht i would give a fuck. lol) but i could only fit 2 fingers in which suggests she aint been fucked that many times.were you uppercutting, or left and right hooks?
Quote from: Sanford & Son with Grady remains Suckaa Free on December 07, 2006, 05:29:45 PMQuote from: Dipset Consigliori on December 07, 2006, 05:26:52 PMQuote from: MoSavThanLegit on December 07, 2006, 05:19:26 PMThis girl probably does this shit everytime she goes clubbing... See thats what i thought (not tht i would give a fuck. lol) but i could only fit 2 fingers in which suggests she aint been fucked that many times.were you uppercutting, or left and right hooks? Seeing as i cant possibly visualize what "left and right hooks" could possibly entail, il go for uppercutting. The ol' stick in 2 and make a a diamond, works everytime. Thing is, i think im actually falling for this bitch, shes so fuckin sexy, and she aint thick as shit either....the fact that she could suck a tennis ball through a hose doesnt exactly hurt either
yeah welcome to the world of nightclubbing dude. you'll find a new appreciation for mainstream hip hop's role in gettin pussy and suddenly the crabs at dubcc bitchin about lil jon will just appear like angry high school losers....its awesome