BAN BREAD! ITS REALLY DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH! READ HERE!

[ecrazy]

Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on bread indicates that

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.

5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!

6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.

7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.

8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.

9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.

11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.

12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

In light of these frightening statistics, it has been proposed that the following bread restrictions be made:

1. No sale of bread to minors.

2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.

3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.

4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.

5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.


Contact Your Congressman or State Representative

[Intriago33]

I just had four slicers earlier with soup 

[Sikotic™]

Don't show this to Bush, He might take it serious and get Congress to work on a bill.

[jeromechickenbone]

Thats a good post.  People are so quick to suck up statistics like this and regurgitate them like they are accurate.  You can skew stats so easily.

[REGIME MOB 510]

e-crazy, stop participating in homosexual sex acts you fucking fagget.

[SoCal Iz Active]

e-crazy, stop participating in homosexual sex acts you fucking fagget.

sorry that was a lame post. step your game up or don't type.

but anyways I loled at the thread

[da pink panther]

i duno man if u realy think bout it  all dat shit aint happenin cuz of bread cuz every1 eats bread so its jus a coencidense dat ppl who eat bread have dat shit happenin ya feel me?

its like sayin ban water cuz it makes u gay cuz gay ppl drink water

[ecrazy]

^continuing on that..
A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

And for plenty of good reasons, since:

* it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
* it is a major component in acid rain
* it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
* accidental inhalation can kill you
* it contributes to erosion
* it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
* it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

* Forty-three (43) said yes,
* six (6) were undecided,
* and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.

The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?"
He feels the conclusion is obvious.

Source: Jaegers.net

[da pink panther]

dat dont make sense den he lied cuz inhaling water dont kill u

[ecrazy]

Thats the point, the title to his project was "how gullible are we?"

Jrome got it right, everyone believes everything off just stats, without doing their own homework on certain things

[Don Jacob]

dat dont make sense den he lied cuz inhaling water dont kill u

lol yes you can, if it goes down the airpipe not your esophagus

[MontrealCity's Most]

8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.

This one made me laugh tho

[Sikotic™]

^continuing on that..
A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

And for plenty of good reasons, since:

* it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
* it is a major component in acid rain
* it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
* accidental inhalation can kill you
* it contributes to erosion
* it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
* it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

* Forty-three (43) said yes,
* six (6) were undecided,
* and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.

The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?"
He feels the conclusion is obvious.

Source: Jaegers.net

hahahaha that;s fucking awesome.

[ecrazy]

CHECK THIS:
http://www.dhmo.org/

and there is more, just search google!!

[Chief]

lol good shit.