The Offical Fuck-A-Bitch Thread...

[JMan]

this thread is dedicated to any fella's that have been.. played, cheated on or dumped by chicks..

basically i split with this girl round two weeks ago because she said she couldnt handle a relationship @ the moment because she had an unxpected death within the family and it had hitt her rather hard.. i didnt wana but agreed to give her time n space to sort her self out.. then on sunday i hear from a friend that she's apprently started up seein some kid from another group, which me n my lot associate with alot..
So i get in contact with her n ask weather its true, and it is... so i get mad about the situation, voice my opinion on what she's done and left it.. but shit is doing my head in, i cant concentrate on nothing.. i go from pure anger one minute to feeling proper low because i realise i actually really this chick more then i thought then to being completely confused on why she did she shit when for last 3 months weve been together and it was her who started the relationship between us off and things were goin really well...

i needed to get this shit off my chest, so thats why i created this thread as a way to vent some built up anger.. so thats why im startin the fuck-a-bitch movement , if your feelin what im sayin then join the new movement... p'z

[Chief]

go fish 

[Noname]

Im feeling ya homie. But i dont got nothing but love for the punani.

But heres what you need to do, next weekend go out with your homies and get drunk as fuck and try to get some punani.
If you dont manage to get some punani, pay a crack hoe $5 and let her suck your dick.

You should be cured once you do this.

[Lake Titicaca]

Brush your shoulders off.

[MontrealCity's Most]

Oh yeah i got tons of fucked up storys ill contribute to this thread. I juts dont feel like written a lng ass story right now but  got one that happneed this week that is fresh off the trenches.

[westkoastanostra]

i've been in some bullshit like that too homie....its like one day their all over u saying they love u, then the next day its over....fuck-a-bitch!!!!!

[MontrealCity's Most]

I predict this thread will A. Get at least 1000 hits
                                 B. Will get a mention or win thread of the year

[Bramsterdam (see ya)]

Fuck-A-Bitch for sure, last week was really rough for me still sort of is now too cause of some bitch I was seeing.

[late night]

go out and fuck 5 more bitches i guarantee she'll be out of your mind after.

[Bedford Iz Active]

Oh man...Lol i've got a story too! The flo one i wrote about, time to copy and paste in a sec if i can find that old topic. Damn them gyals to hell.

[Mr. O]

move on, man.

[Bedford Iz Active]

Following Anchor's leaving for a while topic, this gave me inspiration for a topic. What's it about? Simple, you just reveal your story, who's had you spinning??

You know...When girls one day seem somewhat great with your or something and totally switch up on you big time the next, ok let me give you an example, funny coincedence is upon writing this it happened the weekend that just went by/ thursday to friday. Here we go. (Might I mention for my story no names are changed, you can if you so desire and what not)

Recently some people on my msn llist may have noticed a girl on my display picture? That was Flo, me and her were starting to like each other from tuesday i think? Something like that, anyway I arrange to meet her in town for thursday, around then first we was meant to meet at the bus station but when she walked past she totally gave me air (Blanked me if you will). I was like ? ok...Wait was that flo?? Naaaa couldn't have been...

30 mins later I receive a call upon waiting for her, her asking where I am, told her at bus station, asked where she was, on one other side of the town >_> so I go oer to see her, and wouldn't you know it, it's the same person who blanked me! She apologised and said she wasn't thinking or something like that. Meh losing out on detail here lol i'll try harder.

So she goes to get her tongue piercing changed with me, after that we just go walk abouts in town, starting the whole holding hands and getting close, eventually asked her out and wayhey i was succesful.

*The interesting point here was she told me there's a rule to going out, boys have to ask the girls out, we was talking about that for quite some time...And she was giving me the ideas i should be asking her out believe you me...*

After that we found a bench and sat down, well from here I can't be bothered to lay on the details that happened, good stuff though :p lets just say hands and mouths were wondering about...Anyway after like an hour of doing 'stuff' went back to the bus station (It was getting cold...) her bus arrives, hug and kiss goodbye. It was a great night overall...I didn't do anything wrong, we was both happy, etc.

{It's here i'd like to mention One time passed by and turned back, they knew not to come say anything lol, come around the corner, took one look at went elsewhere XD}

So here comes friday, I decide to write an E-mail to another girl I liked saying I got a g/f (I'm that decent lol, playing girls won't get you anywhere but eventually caught...) notifying her we can't be close anymore, soon recieved a text saying she understood, hurt to know i found someone but understood...So upon going to dads around midnight going onto saturday I recieved a phone call from a number I didn't recongise...

"Hi, is this Levi??"
"Yeap..."
"Flo doesn't want to go out with you because you live in Bedford and you're black"
*CLICK*

My reaction?? WHAT THE HELL 0_0! I was left there thinking what's going on?!? Is this for real?? Couple of mins later recieved another call!

"Hi, is this Levi? Sorry about that, it was Hayley she's racist..."
"Ermmmm. Ok. What's going on??"
"Flo wants you to call her on her phone now"
"NOW?!?!?!"
"Yeah now"
*CLICK*

I go for the housephone, ring her up, someone answered the phone pretending to be Flo, I could tell it wasn't her because she had a more heavy accent on, kinda scottish I think? Besides that I spoke to Flo before on the phone, she sounds kind of lazy lol.

"Yeah I don't think things will work out, you live in bedford"
"You're not Flo...Prove you are then..."
"How??"
"What did I say to you today on msn? (I just said tell me when you get back since she was away)
"...............................................................You said ^^^"
At the time I knew she took toooo long to answer, she asked the real flo during then.

I turned my attitude into gangsta and told her straight.
"Look bitch you calling me at midnight about some crap pretending to be Flo, woman if she wants to break up with me she knows where to find me or how to speak to me, (Was alot more quicker and explicit...) then the girl goes but i know who you are, you look like dizzee rascal. After that says I'll go get Flo then, but by then I hung up on her.

I had enough, one day going out with a popular/extremely fit girl gave me so much trouble later, so after that since then ain't spoke to Flo on msn, still comes online and what not, once said 'care to explain'? But no response. Oh well.

In the words of Snoop, Dre, Kurupt, Daz.

'Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, licks on deeez nuts and sucks a ****'

Only one good thing came out of all of this, no wait I lie, a couple of things, it was a valueable expperiance never the less.

1) I got a MAJOR confidence boost being said i looked like Dizzee rascal, don't know who he is? Search his image on google then. This helped on monday/yesterday at college, 'twas all good
2) As i said before, bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
3) Flo is on top of my list on best looking girl i've ever mixed/gone out with lol, lovely.

Anyone who actually read this Wall of Txt deserves praise.

(Pasted off the other website i go on, but yeah that's my story)

That was off the other topic, even today i still wonder why she dumped me...But that's just every now and again when i look through my mistakes of being with other girls and when i can work on it.

[Noname]

pc8381 why the fuck do you have such a big pic in your avatar

[J$crILLa]

eat a bowl of shit bitch!

FUCK A BITCH

[MANBEARPIG.]

Following Anchor's leaving for a while topic, this gave me inspiration for a topic. What's it about? Simple, you just reveal your story, who's had you spinning??

You know...When girls one day seem somewhat great with your or something and totally switch up on you big time the next, ok let me give you an example, funny coincedence is upon writing this it happened the weekend that just went by/ thursday to friday. Here we go. (Might I mention for my story no names are changed, you can if you so desire and what not)

Recently some people on my msn llist may have noticed a girl on my display picture? That was Flo, me and her were starting to like each other from tuesday i think? Something like that, anyway I arrange to meet her in town for thursday, around then first we was meant to meet at the bus station but when she walked past she totally gave me air (Blanked me if you will). I was like ? ok...Wait was that flo?? Naaaa couldn't have been...

30 mins later I receive a call upon waiting for her, her asking where I am, told her at bus station, asked where she was, on one other side of the town >_> so I go oer to see her, and wouldn't you know it, it's the same person who blanked me! She apologised and said she wasn't thinking or something like that. Meh losing out on detail here lol i'll try harder.

So she goes to get her tongue piercing changed with me, after that we just go walk abouts in town, starting the whole holding hands and getting close, eventually asked her out and wayhey i was succesful.

*The interesting point here was she told me there's a rule to going out, boys have to ask the girls out, we was talking about that for quite some time...And she was giving me the ideas i should be asking her out believe you me...*

After that we found a bench and sat down, well from here I can't be bothered to lay on the details that happened, good stuff though :p lets just say hands and mouths were wondering about...Anyway after like an hour of doing 'stuff' went back to the bus station (It was getting cold...) her bus arrives, hug and kiss goodbye. It was a great night overall...I didn't do anything wrong, we was both happy, etc.

{It's here i'd like to mention One time passed by and turned back, they knew not to come say anything lol, come around the corner, took one look at went elsewhere XD}

So here comes friday, I decide to write an E-mail to another girl I liked saying I got a g/f (I'm that decent lol, playing girls won't get you anywhere but eventually caught...) notifying her we can't be close anymore, soon recieved a text saying she understood, hurt to know i found someone but understood...So upon going to dads around midnight going onto saturday I recieved a phone call from a number I didn't recongise...

"Hi, is this Levi??"
"Yeap..."
"Flo doesn't want to go out with you because you live in Bedford and you're black"
*CLICK*

My reaction?? WHAT THE HELL 0_0! I was left there thinking what's going on?!? Is this for real?? Couple of mins later recieved another call!

"Hi, is this Levi? Sorry about that, it was Hayley she's racist..."
"Ermmmm. Ok. What's going on??"
"Flo wants you to call her on her phone now"
"NOW?!?!?!"
"Yeah now"
*CLICK*

I go for the housephone, ring her up, someone answered the phone pretending to be Flo, I could tell it wasn't her because she had a more heavy accent on, kinda scottish I think? Besides that I spoke to Flo before on the phone, she sounds kind of lazy lol.

"Yeah I don't think things will work out, you live in bedford"
"You're not Flo...Prove you are then..."
"How??"
"What did I say to you today on msn? (I just said tell me when you get back since she was away)
"...............................................................You said ^^^"
At the time I knew she took toooo long to answer, she asked the real flo during then.

I turned my attitude into gangsta and told her straight.
"Look bitch you calling me at midnight about some crap pretending to be Flo, woman if she wants to break up with me she knows where to find me or how to speak to me, (Was alot more quicker and explicit...) then the girl goes but i know who you are, you look like dizzee rascal. After that says I'll go get Flo then, but by then I hung up on her.

I had enough, one day going out with a popular/extremely fit girl gave me so much trouble later, so after that since then ain't spoke to Flo on msn, still comes online and what not, once said 'care to explain'? But no response. Oh well.

In the words of Snoop, Dre, Kurupt, Daz.

'Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, makes on deeez nuts and sucks a ****'

Only one good thing came out of all of this, no wait I lie, a couple of things, it was a valueable expperiance never the less.

1) I got a MAJOR confidence boost being said i looked like Dizzee rascal, don't know who he is? Search his image on google then. This helped on monday/yesterday at college, 'twas all good
2) As i said before, bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
3) Flo is on top of my list on best looking girl i've ever mixed/gone out with lol, lovely.

Anyone who actually read this Wall of Txt deserves praise.

(Pasted off the other website i go on, but yeah that's my story)

That was off the other topic, even today i still wonder why she dumped me...But that's just every now and again when i look through my mistakes of being with other girls and when i can work on it.

I read the phone parts, fuck a bitch.