Gummi Bears, prejudice against Muslims? Just noticed something...

[Shallow]

To be honest I always thought your war on whites was a joke and a lost cause but that was only because I knew I had John Rambo on my side. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little worried right now.

If I were you, I'd be more worried about Vin Diesel joining the cause right now.  That and my ties to the Irish Republicans.

That half breed will be so confused come war time, you can have 'em, and at the end of the day the Irish will screw you over.

[Narrator]

^^^^ Careful how you talk about Vin Diesel, haven't you seen "Pitch Black" or "xXx"?  Homeboy will fuck you up like he fucked up all those giant bats and the Russians.

The Irish have as much respect for me as I do for them; we're all anti-imperialist freedom fighters.

[jeromechickenbone]

^^^^ Yeah, when I was a kid, the Great Sir Reagan told me that it was the evil atheistic Commies in the USSR that we were fighting, whereas Muslims like the Mujahadeen fighting the Soviets in Afghanistan were the "freedom fighters" and "revolutionaries" we should look up to.  The great Sylvester Stallone, who was like my role model back then, told me the same thing in the wonderful movie "Rambo III" (remember it?).  As a patriotic Commie-hating American, I quickly realized the message these great men were trying to tell my black ass - "Muslims are cool 'cause they're anti-Commie, just like us!"  So what did I do?  I began thinking about converting to Islam!  I even went to a mosque to see what it was all about.

Then, many years later, Sir Dubya (another great American) told me that the Muslims in Afghanistan were now our worst enemy and that we'd have to go to war and confront them.  This has confused me horribly and fucked up my brain.  Sometime, I processed the ideas all wrong and, while trying to come up with my own coherent philosophy, realized I now hated AmeriKKKa and couldn't trust people like Dubya or Stallone or Reagan anymore.  What I needed was simple - my own ideology that eschewed the lies they had told me!  Now I have it...it's called Pan-African Socialism, and it has elements of both communism and Islam, and the general gist is that whites lose.  Great isn't it?

This pains me, +1