does this seem right?

[Native_Joe99]

so the other night, me n my homey was cruising around the rez lookin for a party, we meet up wit sum females and were gettin drunk, we bought the fifth of Absolut Peach, and that shit was bomb too bomb if u ask me. so anyways i guess homegirl wanted a ride home so a few of us pack in my van, and we head to her house, i barely remember driving there, my homie was tellin me that i was drifting into the opposite lane of traffic then puttin on my blinker to get back to the other side, lol. then for sum reason i leave with this female i known since i was in 7th grade, shes bout to be 24 and im bouts to be 22, and she was all over me. so the next thing i know im waking up in my van and im parked at a fuckin bank of america, parked hella crooked too, then all of a sudden someone taps on the window, i look around and theres like 3 cops around me, and im fuckin shittin myself, i don't even know why i was there they said i've been chillin in my van with the doors locked and the engine running for over an hour, so i guess by this time its about 5:30 am. i see homegirl in the passenger seat passed out too, the cops told me to wake her up so i tried shaking her and she flopped around and then the police was asking me why she won't wake up, im like i have no idea maybe shes tired lol. so they thought she must of OD'd off some kinda drugs so they call an ambulence and firetruck and im like this is fuckin crazy, they wake her and gets off the ambulence, and then they start to look around in the van, and they find 2 weed pipes, and they take them, then start asking me why im here, i didn't want to tell them that i was too drunk to know where the fuck i was going so i just lied, so they start threatening to take me in for DUI but for some reason they dont, they take pictures of the inside of my van then they leave the beer and tell me to sober up or get a ride home. im fuckin trippin man this aint never happened to me before they didn't even give me a ticket. plus they left the beer, even the open containers too. i drive home and they start to follow me afterwards but they don't do anything maybe they just wanted to make sure i drove ok. but tell me WTF?

[Corona and Porn]

THATS TIGHT HOMEY! BE GLAD U DIDNT GO TO JAIL

[LooN3y]

so the other night, me n my homey was cruising around the rez lookin for a party, we meet up wit sum females and were gettin drunk, we bought the fifth of Absolut Peach, and that shit was bomb too bomb if u ask me. so anyways i guess homegirl wanted a ride home so a few of us pack in my van, and we head to her house, i barely remember driving there, my homie was tellin me that i was drifting into the opposite lane of traffic then puttin on my blinker to get back to the other side, lol. then for sum reason i leave with this female i known since i was in 7th grade, shes bout to be 24 and im bouts to be 22, and she was all over me. so the next thing i know im waking up in my van and im parked at a fuckin bank of america, parked hella crooked too, then all of a sudden someone taps on the window, i look around and theres like 3 cops around me, and im fuckin shittin myself, i don't even know why i was there they said i've been chillin in my van with the doors locked and the engine running for over an hour, so i guess by this time its about 5:30 am. i see homegirl in the passenger seat passed out too, the cops told me to wake her up so i tried shaking her and she flopped around and then the police was asking me why she won't wake up, im like i have no idea maybe shes tired lol. so they thought she must of OD'd off some kinda drugs so they call an ambulence and firetruck and im like this is fuckin crazy, they wake her and gets off the ambulence, and then they start to look around in the van, and they find 2 weed pipes, and they take them, then start asking me why im here, i didn't want to tell them that i was too drunk to know where the fuck i was going so i just lied, so they start threatening to take me in for DUI but for some reason they dont, they take pictures of the inside of my van then they leave the beer and tell me to sober up or get a ride home. im fuckin trippin man this aint never happened to me before they didn't even give me a ticket. plus they left the beer, even the open containers too. i drive home and they start to follow me afterwards but they don't do anything maybe they just wanted to make sure i drove ok. but tell me WTF?

LOL mayb cuz u was wit a lady, i remember we were drinkin n hot boxin ina car at roscoe n desotos n they juz made us stand up for 2 hours n than juz let us go wit cerfrew tickets

[.:TimeLock:.]

THATS TIGHT HOMEY! BE GLAD U DIDNT GO TO JAIL

couldn't put it any better....

 what city was this in?

[Teddy Roosevelt]

You got lucky. Especially since nobody reported a car driving on the opposite lanes. Thank your lucky stars you didn't get arrested, your licenses revoked, and put on probation.

[big mat]

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE WHITE !!!!

[NotoriousTDA]

easily the trippiest story ive ever read. I woulda shit my pants if that happened to me.

[.:TimeLock:.]

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE WHITE !!!!

ain't he native american?

[white Boy]

they figured you pulled over to fuck.

[Paul]

easily the trippiest story ive ever read. I woulda shit my pants if that happened to me.

i know , thts sum scary shit

you have a van

[Native_Joe99]

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE WHITE !!!!

ain't he native american?

^^ wut he said glad someone remembers

THATS TIGHT HOMEY! BE GLAD U DIDNT GO TO JAIL

couldn't put it any better....

 what city was this in?

i was in just off the rez over here it was county cops, its like east of seattle.

easily the trippiest story ive ever read. I woulda shit my pants if that happened to me.

i know , thts sum scary shit

you have a van

hell yeah i do 2001 dodge caravan sport.

[Paul]

nice +1

[WC Iz Active]

your pathetic.  only losers drive around drunk like that, grow up

[Native_Joe99]

your pathetic.  only losers drive around drunk like that, grow up

i've been doin this for years buddy, dont talk to me like i don't know wut the fuck im doin, this is the first time this happened jus thought i would share story.

[Lunatic]

at least u hit it