just wanted to let yall know

[Corona and Porn]

PUT UP THE LINK FOO! ANYONE CAN COPY AND PASTE NIGGA

y u care so much? are you gunna pm her or someshit?

THATS MY BUSINESS!!!

[Machiavelli]

PUT UP THE LINK FOO! ANYONE CAN COPY AND PASTE NIGGA

y u care so much? are you gunna pm her or someshit?

THATS MY BUSINESS!!!

its not happening dude...just jerk it

[Sparegeez]

yea shes got beautiful face but she could lose about 20 lbs.

Yeah but some girls post some really good shots of themselves on myspace and when you see them in person it's like 

[Machiavelli]

yea shes got beautiful face but she could lose about 20 lbs.

Yeah but some girls post some really good shots of themselves on myspace and when you see them in person it's like 

yeah word... bad experience

[Primo]

I still plan on fucking her. Im not gonna screw up a perfectly good booty call cuz somebody on a forum wants verification. LOL come on now.

[Al Bundy]

I still plan on fucking her. Im not gonna screw up a perfectly good booty call cuz somebody on a forum wants verification. LOL come on now.

for real. i'd hit it (no homo)

[*Z* - The Queen of Dubcc]

Shes chunkier than I would have liked in person but once a few drinks were in me and after she started sucking me I couldn't help myself.

yea she pretty much looks like she can take any dick...lol well at least you had fun

[Native_Joe99]

yea shes got beautiful face but she could lose about 20 lbs.

well i would take your word on that jus cause you seen her in person but by lookin at these pics im like DAAAYYYUUMM so you get your props man fa sho!

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

So my moms gets invited to a party, very weird people.

For one the guy looks like Bruce Willis and Carl Ripken Jr. and he's a metal head and he's atheist who's married to A British women, from Britain. Not hard to tell we are out of place, huh? Yeah, so here's a detail I overheard my moms talk about on the phone, these muthafuckin' people are muthafuckin' swingers.



Worst 4th of July and while I sit at these people's house, I'm thinkin' well the fireworks will save us when it's time to leave, of course they got cancelled so I'm pissed.
I'm pissed the Britain lady done put a British soccer uniform on her kid on purpose becuz of our Independence day.
I'm mad the guy named his son's first name with 6 letters, middle name with 6 letters and his last name with 6 letters.
I'm mad that the people there were WAY too fuckin' friendly, fuck.
I'm pissed this guy took my mom down to the wine cellar to show her his wine.
I'm mad this guy got so fuckin' drunk he done passed out. (at the end of the party, course.)
I'm mad one of the couples, they neighbors, told me and my brother we could go into they house and watch movies and raid they fridge. We don't even know ya'll.
Again, I'm mad these people are way too friendly. Oddly friendly. Fuckin' swinger friendly.
I'm mad that this nigga makes wine with his neighbor's wife.
I'm mad my moms played this game called 'apples to apples' with them. Fuck.
I'm mad this nigga was hittin' on my moms.
I'm mad this nigga done said 'group hug' with another man, this man's girlfriend and the girlfriend's 17 year old kid.
I'm mad when he asked me when I'ma start driving he goes to my moms, I forgot which one he asked, but it was whether her 'standard' or 'stick drive' drives fast.
I'm mad these muthafucka's were swingers, Shit.
I felt like fuckin' sayin', my moms ain't a swinger and she's NOT going to join your lil fuck for all club!

Ya'll ever feel weird when you ever feel uncomfortable? Shit's unbearable. I had to get a dose of reality again when I got home and thank God I did. Watched fireworks done by the people I'm USED to bein' around, but I still feel unnormal.



Than this British, hmm, was giving her kid to everybody, to kiss goodnight. Say what?! Nigga don't play that. I apologize but sorry, damn.
Than I'm mad this, hmm, was like, you come and babysit. Say what?! Is she not seeing who the fuck I am?
Than I'm mad they ain't eat dinner til 9. Talk bout havin' ants in your pants. Fuckin' hada play darts with this guy from Africa.
And I done had to chill with a 17 year old metal head kid, nigga was cool, but out my element.
I'm mad too, becuz I could barely understand the lady.
And I'm mad this WAS THE ODDEST COUPLE I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE. My moms tells us, that he tells her, he can't stand his wife, well... he's a swinger
I'm sorry but I'm heated.

I'm just fuckin' pissed they all sleep with each other and they wanted my mom's to join wit them. I'm mad this was the whole point why we was invited to they party. Don't get me wrong, they was really really nice people, but nahhhhhhh, sorry.

Just an odd, unreal experience I had to share otherwise I will be tellin' this to myself for weeks.  

LMFAO...Best thread in some time.


XO or Courvoisier? I've figured something out...Courvoisier is like Sativa and XO is like Indica.

[Native_Joe99]

yea shes got beautiful face but she could lose about 20 lbs.

Yeah but some girls post some really good shots of themselves on myspace and when you see them in person it's like 

yah and sometimes its the other way around, i was talkin to this girl and she looked aight in her pics kinda weird lookin but im not that picky to i go see her at work, i look at her and she looks at me and we're both like daaammm! and she still looks good, drinks smokes weed too, my kinda woman lol.