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I think kangaroos are cute
As far as songwriting skills go, "Encore" is the best hiphop album ever.Every word on that album hits the beat, I'm not talkin' 'bout lyrics, but just writing songs, y'all go try to write on beat like how Eminem did it on that album, that shit is damn near impossible but he did it.
Yes... I have... the Kangaroo line beats it... Bring a fuckin' Kangaroo to your girlfriend's house and see if she fucks you...
Quote from: Styles1 on September 02, 2007, 01:47:01 PMYes... I have... the Kangaroo line beats it... Bring a fuckin' Kangaroo to your girlfriend's house and see if she fucks you...Well I haven't heard that track, but eeeh:Artist: EminemAlbum: Curtain Call - The HitsSong: FackTyped by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash[Chorus: Eminem - harmonizing] + {Eminem with an Eric Cartman-esque voice}Owww, owww, OWWWWWW {OW! GAWD DAMN!}I'm, gonna fack-,-ing cum {OHH SHIT!}Fack, fack, FAAAACK {FACK, I AM!}I am, I'm going, to cum {I'M CUMING! .. OH, YES!}[Verse One]I never seen no chick like thisThis bitch can twist like a damn contortionistCondom on my dick, of course it isThis bitch don't know what abortion isSo I can't cum in her, fucks like a porn starLooks like Jenna, fack I'm gonnacum I think my rubber's comin offBut oh it's so fucking wet and softFack, I'm gonna start lettin offI'm squirting and she's not gettin off {*Em's voice keeps getting higher*}And she's on top, I'm gonna fackingOh God, oh don't do thatDon't stop! Stop don't, I don't mean don't stopOw wait a minute, ow ow, fackI'm gonna facking cum![Chorus][Verse Two]Ooh wow, boom that powOooh ow, I need a cigarette now!Ow I'm so facking hotAnd you're so facking hotOh my God, I wanna facking fackNo not FUCK, I said FACKF-A-C-K, F-A-C-KFack, fack fack, facking FREAK ME!Ooh yeah girl seebaby they call me Mr. FreakyLet's call yo' sister three-wayHave some threesome, me so haw-nyAnd you're such a facking babeI wanna go down on you - FACK YOU SHAVED! {*Em's voice goes up again*}Oh God damn, here I go againI'm gonna cum, I am!![Chorus][Verse Three]Mamamamaaahh, ahahahahahammmmmmMamamamaaahh, ahahahahahammmmmmMamamamaaahh, ahahahahahammmmmmMamamamaaahh, a-be-be-be-bwa-bwa-bwaOkay I'm done, I already came twiceYou ain't gonna make me cumI'm all out of gas, not so fastAH, your finger just went in my ass!OW THAT HURTS, take it out nowOhh, wait a minute, owwPut it back in, in in inThis don't mean I'm gay, I don't like menI like boobs, boobs, boobsNow see that gerbil, grab that tubeShove it up my butt, let that lil' rascalnibble on my asshole, uhh, yeahRight there, right there {*Em's voice goes up*}Ohh, I'm cuming, OHH YEAHFack, I just came againOkay pull it out now, errrr!Oh fack yeah, wait he's not outHe's still crawlin around up thereOh fack, I think it's stuckOW BUT IT FEELS SO FACKING GOOD![Chorus][Outro: Eminem singing]Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tubeShove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tubeShove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!Eww, eww, eww eww {*music fades*}
^ and that makes the difference.. the guy was doing comedy rap... 30 Days wasn't comedic...
yes.. but what's worse? seeing Scary Movie knowing that its corny (which makes it sort of funny) or seeing a drama and laughing at the parts that aren't suppossed to be funny...
Quote from: Styles1 on September 02, 2007, 02:19:46 PMyes.. but what's worse? seeing Scary Movie knowing that its corny (which makes it sort of funny) or seeing a drama and laughing at the parts that aren't suppossed to be funny... Heh, I get your point. But I'd rather listen to Backstreet Boys' comeback single than comedy rap. I hate it with a passion.
Quote from: K.Dub on September 02, 2007, 02:22:57 PMQuote from: Styles1 on September 02, 2007, 02:19:46 PMyes.. but what's worse? seeing Scary Movie knowing that its corny (which makes it sort of funny) or seeing a drama and laughing at the parts that aren't suppossed to be funny... Heh, I get your point. But I'd rather listen to Backstreet Boys' comeback single than comedy rap. I hate it with a passion.Listen to Wierd Al's "Amish Paradise"... he will change your mind.
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