Things that crack you up...

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

* Something wrong trying to be passed off as a fact.

* Dudes who laugh at everything.

* Colorful weirdos with no personality.

[Doggystylin]

i gotta agree with dogs taking shits, that shit is fucking hilarious, i will go out of my way to watch that shit (literally)

[AnybodyKilla]

i gotta agree with dogs taking shits, that shit is fucking hilarious, i will go out of my way to watch that shit (literally)

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Laconic]

Women who say the word "like" 450 times within a 2 minute conversation.  I think I laugh because otherwise I'd probably kill them right on the spot.
White dudes wearing bandanas with their pants sagging lower than their black counterparts while saying "nigga" every other word.
Pretty much anytime attempts to sound intelligent and it backfires on them.
And oh yeah...dogs taking a shit especially when they're old as fuck with arthritis and almost fall over while doing so.

[KURUPTION-81]

fat people trying to run, there moving there arms so much but barely moving anywhere.

[QuietTruth]

Laughin' is contagious to me. If I'm hangin' wit a nigga and he's dyin' laughin' at somethang, 2 to 1, I'ma be laughin' too, if it's THAT funny though. But I laugh at shit that's NOT meant to be funny. Like somebody can say a joke, and I won't even crack a smile. Like comedy movies for example, I barley ever laugh. Cuz they tryin' to be funny I guess. I find the shit not meant to be funny, hysterical. Ya'll like that too, word??

Usually the girls I be chillin' wit are hilarious. Funny to def. They crack me the fuck up though.



We got this teacher for history. He gotta be like 60 or 70. Korny as hell but you gotta laugh. This nigga impersonates the president Jimmy Carter. I'ma assume this Jimmy Carter is pretty dumb wit a deep country or some kind of accent becuz this nigga be talkin' like him. Oh My God niggas, it's hilarious. I was really rollin'. Than this nigga said yesterday, 'Oh I never considered Pluto a planet, it was always a dog' and my girl I was chillin' wit started dyin' cryin' and than I was too. Now ya'll say not funny at all, but it's the way people say thangs that get me dyin'. And once I start, I can't stop. I'll be all by myself after the shit happens and be laughin' still and people be lookin' at me like 'the fuck?' Its whatever though.

[QuietTruth]

What was really funny though was this one time, me and my homegirl, this chick is like the best, she act dumb like, so she cracks me UP. Well one time in school we was in the library, which shit's silent as fuck and we was on these beat up old laptops and so on some of them the speakers work, sometimes they don't, well mines didn't and her's did. Now we was sitting next to each other and she's like 'You remember the Amanda show?' and I was like 'Yeah', than she goes, 'I wonder if that site is really real'. So I started laughin'. While this was goin' on though the teacher was givin' a class. So we was all together, gettin' taught. Anyways, I just laughed and I figured she went on the website and shit. Couple minutes later the teacher moves our seats, so we all go to different tables. So here I am across the room from her. Anyways, as the teacher was giving a lessoned, he momentaraly pauesd. And go figure at the moment he paused, most silentest second all the sudden you hear 'AAAAAAAAmanda manda manda manda manda manda show' Holy shit I was cryin', dyin', crampin', rollin' and alllllllll that.
http://www.nick.com/amandaplease/
That's the korny type of shit a nigga get's off on. When I'm wit them homegirls ya know what I'm sayin'? Lol. I still be thinkin' bout that shit and be dyin'. Ahhh, God.

[QuietTruth]

Dubcc is one hell of a place though. Ya'll niggas crack me the fuck up too. For real.

[SGV]

Yeah the whole people running into glass/windows thing is hilarious. People do that all the time at my store. Once it happened 2 times in a matter of like 2 hours. Classic. They always hit extra hard too. As a matter of fact, I'm laughing right now just thinking it.

Impersonations of people make me laugh like crazy if they're on point, usually to the point of tears.

This little Asian lady who came into my store asking for donations cracks me up. When she came in I told one the guys "Huroooo!" And sure enough, the lady yells out "Hurooooo!" We run to the back to avoid her asking us for donations, our door leading to the backroom specifically says Employees Only. She comes and starts knocking. All we hear is "Hurooooo" all muffled. She knocks again, "Huroooooo!" still muffled. She knocks one more time, and the "hurooooo" is no longer muffled. She was so serious about getting her donation that she just walked right in. I started telling her to leave but she just kept saying "huroooooo." Finally after the 4th or 5th "leave, get out!" she walked away pissed off. About an hour later, we're getting gas on our way to lunch. We had just told one of the other guys about the lady and all of a sudden I hear "hurooooooo!" haha. The lady popped up again about 3 or 4 blocks from the store trying to hustle some more donations. She comes to the car says "hurooooo!! Oh... I already ask you!" and she walks away.

My (male) cousin in Honduras who doesn't speak English wearing a shirt that says "Proud to be An American Girl."

Waking up my moms by nudging her so I can hear her talk shit to my dad or my dog because she thinks its them.

My buddy from Guatemala going to the strip club and dropping about 5 bills only to ask me: "How much I spend?" "500 dollars" "I can't believe how much I spend."

A gang of shit... that's just a short list.

[swangin and bangin]

What was really funny though was this one time, me and my homegirl, this chick is like the best, she act dumb like, so she cracks me UP. Well one time in school we was in the library, which shit's silent as fuck and we was on these beat up old laptops and so on some of them the speakers work, sometimes they don't, well mines didn't and her's did. Now we was sitting next to each other and she's like 'You remember the Amanda show?' and I was like 'Yeah', than she goes, 'I wonder if that site is really real'. So I started laughin'. While this was goin' on though the teacher was givin' a class. So we was all together, gettin' taught. Anyways, I just laughed and I figured she went on the website and shit. Couple minutes later the teacher moves our seats, so we all go to different tables. So here I am across the room from her. Anyways, as the teacher was giving a lessoned, he momentaraly pauesd. And go figure at the moment he paused, most silentest second all the sudden you hear 'AAAAAAAAmanda manda manda manda manda manda show' Holy shit I was cryin', dyin', crampin', rollin' and alllllllll that.
http://www.nick.com/amandaplease/
That's the korny type of shit a nigga get's off on. When I'm wit them homegirls ya know what I'm sayin'? Lol. I still be thinkin' bout that shit and be dyin'. Ahhh, God.

lol
i can imagine that


my fuckin phone happens to go off at exactly the moments the fuckin professor pauses

[Primo]

LOL today i saw an old lady walk straight into the glass window. I had to go in the back room to contain my laughing

[Vinnie]

Chubby people with facial fat that jiggles when they talk.

John Pinette
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/XUosUk6X9gE" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/XUosUk6X9gE</a>
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[Paul]

disabled people

[*Z* - The Queen of Dubcc]

disabled people

sounds highly compassionate...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3IFUNIa2NU8

[.:TimeLock:.]

1. animals doing stupid shit
2. timelocks voice on this interview with nas-T i listened to recently 
3. pornos and girls stickin their asses and breasts into the cams

lol that shit is funny to me listening now it's mad old lol

i think we were both tired as fuck when we recorded that shit