i ned to shit, but...

[Money]

my toilet is backed up (big thanksgiving) and i cant seem to unclog it.

i think im going to sleep on it then drop it off at work tomorrow.

then on the way home ill pick up some draino or some shit like that

[the.SET]

good luck with that. i never could go to sleep on a full bowel

[jeromechickenbone]

good luck with that. i never could go to sleep on a full bowel

Oh god me neither this cat is insane.

[Don Jacob]

seriously i'd probably it in the yard and pretend it was the dog's. i can't do anything without a clear colon.

[Money]

30 minutes till work

[Borat Sagdiyev]

Why don't you make a shit in bag.  Then throw bag out of window while driving to work.