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Mackin

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Yo Mama......
« on: December 11, 2007, 08:50:42 PM »
So Dumb ..She jumped of the tallest building and got lost on the way Down..... :laugh: :laugh:

She's so poor she can't aford the leters to finsh tis dis... :laugh: :laugh:

She's so dumb she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

She's  so dumb she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call. ;D ;D ;D ;D

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NotoriousTDA

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Re: Yo Mama......
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2007, 09:12:25 PM »
yo momma is like a box of Timbits, I can share her with my whole  team for only 2.39
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Re: Yo Mama......
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2007, 09:21:21 PM »
Quote from: Notorious T.D.A on December 11, 2007, 09:12:25 PM
yo momma is like a box of Timbits, I can share her with my whole  team for only 2.39

^^LMAo!!!!
That's Pretty Good!!!!!

Yo mama is so fat, when she tries to get up from bed,she rocks herself back to sleep :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Yo Mama......
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2007, 09:43:44 PM »
All these yo momma jokes are getting lame. How about this. Yo momma is so ugly that she clearly passed her ugly looks on to you. It may not be funny or witty, but it's true...Bitch.
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NotoriousTDA

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Re: Yo Mama......
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2007, 10:14:09 PM »
yo mommas had more unemployed men in her then a online battle of world of warcraft
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Re: Yo Mama......
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2007, 10:29:46 PM »
ur mamas so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
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Re: Yo Mama......
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2007, 12:38:00 AM »
yo mama's so fat she uses diet soap.

yo mama's so ugly she has to sneak up on sleep.

Yo mama's so fat smaller people are stuck in her orbit.
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Re: Yo Mama......
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2007, 05:34:50 AM »
Yo Mama make a good sex in mouth.

Yo Mama is a town whore.  She a make a sexytime with a everyone.  Including my assholes neighbor.
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Re: Yo Mama......
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2007, 09:04:34 AM »
Your mamas so ghetto her alarm clock rings "wake up nigga!!!"

Your mamas so poor when I went to your house a bug tripped me and a rat stole my wallet.
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Re: Yo Mama......
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2007, 11:51:02 AM »
yo mumma's so skinny that both her nipples touch
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Re: Yo Mama......
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2007, 12:01:25 PM »
Warning.... the dude from That 70's Show just might come knocking on your door looking for guests on his Yo Momma MTV show...
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Re: Yo Mama......
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2007, 05:27:45 AM »
Quote from: Styles1 on December 12, 2007, 12:01:25 PM
Warning.... the dude from That 70's Show just might come knocking on your door looking for guests on his Yo Momma MTV show...

LOL ashamed that I used to watch that ;D
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