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26 reasons to have no respect for Bow Wow
« on: December 29, 2007, 12:43:22 AM »
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Dear Bow Wow,

Let me preface this by saying, I actually like you and even some of your music. I also predict that when it’s all said and done you’re gonna have an LL/Will Smith-like career. You seem in it for the long haul. But no one is recognizing it. So what do you do? You act a fool. So in turn, you get no respect. But there’s still some other reasons too, homie. Peep game.

26 Reasons Why Sir Shad Gregory Moss gets no respect:

1 You’re short.

2 You’re really short.

3 You still got a baby face.

4 You seem like a mama’s boy. Worst than Usher before the family wrecker came along.

5 Somebody else bumped your girl. 50 Cent!

6 R Kelly punked you out the “I’m a Flirt” song.

7 Your mentor JD gets no respect.

8 You seem like an ingrate cause you’re always shitting on the dude that put you on.

9 You were born in 1987. A year after Raising Hell.

10 You dropped the Lil from your name. Which is worst than being Lil in the first place.

11 You made an album with a nigga from B2K.

12 Lil girls love you. No, they really love you.

13 You call yourself Mr. 106 and Park like that’s a cool thing to be. Who’s your comp there AJ or Terrence J?

14 You call yourself Bow Wizzle like a fake baby Snoop Dogg who never put you on in the first place.

15 Death Row never signed you.

16 You call yourself Bow Weezy and we already got a Weezy.

17 You call yourself the Prince of the O-Town.

18 You come up with bad nicknames.

19 You jack other rapper’s flows and styles.

20 You make bad movies.

21 You got a Napoleon complex.

22 You talk too much.

23 You don’t listen.

24 You’re loud and wrong. As usual.

25 You’ll probably dismiss this and any criticism as hating.

26 You don’t have any hip-hop fans who care about you enough to make a list this long.

Sidenote: Does anyone remember the diss song Bow Wow made against Funkmaster Flex? Am I making this up? Revisionist history? I swear, it happened.

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Re: 26 reasons to have no respect for Bow Wow
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2007, 12:49:13 AM »
Bow Wow will be doing VH-1 shows in no time.
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Re: 26 reasons to have no respect for Bow Wow
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2007, 05:25:26 AM »
Many of them are on point!

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Re: 26 reasons to have no respect for Bow Wow
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2007, 05:33:49 AM »
but LBW was signed to  DR right?
 

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Re: 26 reasons to have no respect for Bow Wow
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2007, 05:43:49 AM »
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10 You dropped the Lil from your name. Which is worst than being Lil in the first place.

21 You got a Napoleon complex.

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Re: 26 reasons to have no respect for Bow Wow
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2007, 06:30:00 AM »
17 You call yourself the Prince of the O-Town.
o-town=ohio?

not exactly a town now is it?
 

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Re: 26 reasons to have no respect for Bow Wow
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2007, 08:05:22 AM »
Yall Missed the biggest reason Lil Blood is a fake -This nigga don't write rhymes so this nigga can't qualify for shit- Fuck fake short ass niggas homies


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Re: 26 reasons to have no respect for Bow Wow
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2007, 11:17:20 AM »
lets see bow wow is 5'5 , lil wayne is 5'6 ..shit scott storch is 5'3-5'4 and those guys are livin better than alot of 6'+ homeless bums across america heres some game ..height/LOOKS DO NOT DETERMINE ABILITY


tha dude mad at bow wow cuz hes gettin $$, fuckin all kind of hoes, and got a bigger crib than he do ... get off the next man's dick

 

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Re: 26 reasons to have no respect for Bow Wow
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2007, 11:31:43 AM »
e nutt yo music is garbage u look like you one Curly fry away from a heart attack

go back to flippin 2 all meat double pattys on a whopper at BK

you couldnt write a decent song if your life depended on it... bow wow - get you out of my system<<< your whole careeer .. ur shit is wack not even your homies wanna hear it , they be lyin to you tellin u that you hot
 

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Re: 26 reasons to have no respect for Bow Wow
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2007, 12:23:10 PM »
lets see bow wow is 5'5 , lil wayne is 5'6 ..shit scott storch is 5'3-5'4 and those guys are livin better than alot of 6'+ homeless bums across america heres some game ..height/LOOKS DO NOT DETERMINE ABILITY


tha dude mad at bow wow cuz hes gettin $$, fuckin all kind of hoes, and got a bigger crib than he do ... get off the next man's dick




Wayne >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bow Weezy

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Re: 26 reasons to have no respect for Bow Wow
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2007, 01:40:53 PM »
17 You call yourself the Prince of the O-Town.
o-town=ohio?

not exactly a town now is it?
No kidding. What a dumb ass. :laugh:
 

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Re: 26 reasons to have no respect for Bow Wow
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2007, 08:37:27 PM »
e nutt yo music is garbage u look like you one Curly fry away from a heart attack

go back to flippin 2 all meat double pattys on a whopper at BK

you couldnt write a decent song if your life depended on it... bow wow - get you out of my system<<< your whole careeer .. ur shit is wack not even your homies wanna hear it , they be lyin to you tellin u that you hot
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Re: 26 reasons to have no respect for Bow Wow
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2007, 08:57:35 PM »
27. gary coleman could probably beat you up.


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Re: 26 reasons to have no respect for Bow Wow
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2007, 12:27:50 AM »
27. gary coleman could probably beat you up.

Aye that ashy ass lil nigga could probably beat all of our asses - pause...no homo.
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Re: 26 reasons to have no respect for Bow Wow
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2007, 12:32:40 AM »
^ I'm trying hard to resist a "What chu talkin' bout Willis" response.... 
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