Author Topic: Skeet Skeet Skeet (Read 123 times)

Dr. Octagon · « **on:** January 07, 2008, 06:26:34 AM »

"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the

21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in

their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out

and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread

the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies

and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in

popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of

skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and

Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The

Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back

to England.

"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."

swangin and bangin · « **Reply #1 on:** January 07, 2008, 06:36:03 AM »

LMAO
this shit reminded me of that pinoyman skeetting in the ocean

Mackin · « **Reply #2 on:** January 07, 2008, 09:02:41 AM »

Quote from: 730 DIPS on January 07, 2008, 06:26:34 AM

"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the

21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in

their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out

and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread

the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies

and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in

popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of

skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and

Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The

Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back

to England.

"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."