I almost got jumped again......this time in front of my own house

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

The odds someone from that party recently signed up to dubcc and instantly recongised this topic? Too slim. It's a shite alias.

Shhhh ...you're spoiling it for everyone.

[Sikotic™]

Listen here faggot ass nigga! You talk all hard when you're sweeter than a muthafuckin grape with that speech impediment of yours. And what happened? I didn't see your Billabong t-shirt wearin ass at tonight's party. You scared, son? Gimmie your address and I'll take a shit in your mailbox.

Your friends are bitches too. Bringin Pabst Blue Ribbon to the muthafuckin party. No taste havin muhfuckaz.

don't be hatin on me cuzz, i'm a rock star, ghetto rock star shit nigga, old ass nigga aint relevant int he bank no more. i stay on my rockstar  shit get off my rockstar dick,
peep my remix verse in keystyle ya digggg

Don't you got a sweet 16 or bat mitzvah to crash, Oreo? Stay the fuck outta my part of town.

yeah nigga i got lotsa jewish white girls on standby waitin to have a nigga baby dont get mad, nigga, i aint no oreo, i dont even know what that is

Then where they at? I'll keep em satisfied for ya, nigga.

[Nat Turner-reincarnated]

whatup BITCH NIGGA, I was at that motherfucking houseparty nigga about to take a breezie home with me til you snitched you uncle tom ass call the cops with a smirk ass neighborhood watch ass nigga!

sophisticated jewel thief you really have all the time in the world huh but this was actually kind of funny

[Nat Turner-reincarnated]

So I went to see Wanted, hit up Denny's, and when I came home to do some late night studying, my street was packed. My neighbors across the street just graduated and were having a party to celebrate. No big deal.

But around 2AM, I hear a bunch of commotion. This one black guy, the token black guy of the group (nothin but white people), started trying to fight some females. I'm just sittin on the porch enjoying the show. You know this type of dude, the black guy with the chip on his shoulder, going out of his way to be the big bad black dude to impress whitey. Anyways, I'm starting to get pissed because they're fighting in front of my car. So I go in the house and grab my keys so I can move my car out the way, I wasn't gonna start shit with them.

When I walk out my front door, I got 5 dudes pissed simultaneously in front of my lawn. So naturally, I get pissed off. hey see me walking up to them and they zip their pants up n shit. I say, "Yo, don't piss in front of my house". They all say, "I'm sorry, my bad, I won't do it again". Then to push the issue I said, "I understand, but that's not cool. You don't see me pissing in front of your pad. Gimmie your address and I'll piss in front of your place and make it even".

Now, everyone is walking away except the token black guy who has something to prove. He's like, "Yo man, they already apologized to you. They didn't mean it. Why don't you just chill?". I reply, "Look man, mind your own damn business. I ain't talkin to you. You homies are big boys, they can defend themselves. I saw them purposely take their dicks out and piss on my lawn, not by accident so stop trying to act like they didn't mean it." Now he's trying to run up on me, but his buddies hold him back. I just laugh and hop in my car and park it where I always do since most of the street cleared out.

Now this is where it gets interesting. The black dude is talking about me real quietly about me across the street. He's callin me a bitch, talkin about how he's gonna piss on me head, you know, crackin wise with everybody. SO I walk up to them and tell him, "If you're gonna talk about me, dont be pussy about it, say it to my face, bitch". Now token black guy and 5 of his homies trying to roll up on me real slow. I know what's goin on so I walk back towards my car and pull out the lug nut wrench from the trunk. I am not getting jumped twice in one month. So they wisely turn around and walk back to the house. Now I gotta go back outside because these bitch made fools might go slash my tires like they're Trauma or somethin.

now you know when sikotic callin some other nigga a token!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiitttttttttt then you best believe that nigga is the token of the tokens. and just off the strengthen of that, eye would of punched that token nigga dead in his shit BLAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! for you sikotic, then look at his cracker friends like, do we have a problem. eye like to see the fight in ya sikotic brings a smile to my face. you alright

Nah, I'm not the token black guy because I'm not with my white friends actin like I was born strugglin in the hood. I wasn't. I've lived comfortably in the suburbs all my life. Now this nigga I'm talkin bout was actin hard when he probably grew up in the same area as me. Different shit.

nah thats not a token.....that just a cornball ass niggas fronting and sooner or later his card bout to get pulled. but a token ass nigga or an uncle tom is a nigga that stay shiitting on his race, dating white women (like they the shit), and basically tryin to cut off everything from his roots to his color, just to show off in front of them crackers. sort of like you sometimes but then sometimes not.

[big mat]

sik is gangsta, with that pipe wrench or wtv